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Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Zigra
    185
  2. Teenage Caveman
    156
  3. Invasion USA
    188
  4. Being from Another Planet
    201
  5. The Rebel Set
    167
  6. Gamera
    263
  7. The Deadly Bees
    233
  8. Bride of the Monster
    247
  9. Lost Continent
    263
  10. Master Ninja I
    273
  11. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  12. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  13. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  14. Cave Dwellers
    463
  15. It Conquered the World
    299
  16. The Skydivers
    279
  17. Escape 2000
    278
  18. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  19. Fugitive Alien
    345
  20. Gunslinger
    171
  21. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  23. Radar Secret Service
    234
  24. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  25. The Unearthly
    209
  26. The Violent Years
    177
  27. San Francisco International
    279
  28. The Creeping Terror
    267
  29. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  31. Santa Claus
    312
  32. Tormented
    229
  33. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  34. Jungle Goddess
    199
  35. Pod People
    592
  36. Space Travelers
    158
  37. 12 to the Moon
    219
  38. Daddy-O
    260
  39. Rocketship X-M
    301
  40. High School Big Shot
    200
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  42. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  43. Last of the Wild Horses
    170
  44. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  45. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  46. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  47. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  48. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    213
  49. The Undead
    250
  50. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  51. The Leech Woman
    251
  52. The Beatniks
    196

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819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - almost 8 years ago
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It sounds like Bill Corbett is playing Krankor in that skit where he visits the SOL. Is it Bill? If it is, how did they do that?


602 - Invasion USA - almost 8 years ago
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The ending of this movie is... I'm speechless.


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 8 years ago
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I love Trace but he always screwed up half of his lines as Crow.


523 - Village of the Giants - almost 8 years ago
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It drives me crazy when they mispronounce names. KEENO REEVES?


523 - Village of the Giants - over 7 years ago
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Just because they're big doesn't mean shooting them won't work. Oh for dumb.


705 - Escape 2000 - almost 8 years ago
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How can you destroy an entire borough of New York and cover it up?


314 - Mighty Jack - almost 8 years ago
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I wish they hadn't had so many riffs during the opening scene that explains the plot. I at least gathered that Mighty Jack is a team put together to combat an organization called Q, but they spoke over all the other details.


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I thought Squanto is one of the biggest opening weekends ever?


616 - Racket Girls - over 6 years ago
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I want to club the boy and girl in the short to death. What selfish, ignorant bastards. Use the money her parents are sacrificing to give her an education on "getting by" and getting a crappy job instead? Do they really think the parents are just going to give her all that money in a lump sum, no questions asked?


602 - Invasion USA - almost 8 years ago
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Of course every communist is furious, cruel, and borderline psychopathic. There's nothing like cold war movies made during the colf war.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 8 years ago
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I don't think Cambot should have been listed in the robot roll call. Joel wouldn't have built Cambot. Think about it. Dr. Forrester wouldn't have sent Joel up without a camera to "monitor his mind". I've repeated to myself it's just a show, but that's one detail they overlooked.


324 - Master Ninja II - almost 8 years ago
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Hey, the blonde girl in the second episode is the girl in the beginning of Ghostbusters doing the electric-shock test.


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 7 years ago
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It's...


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Good lord, Chicken of Crank-Whore. Is there a line in this episode that isn't one of your favorites?


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 7 years ago
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Realistic Action Batch.


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I love how all of their fifties movies have cars galore but in this episode they suddenly decided to go with the muffled screams from the trunk gag."


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39:52 "Shaved her legs and then he was a she I say hey..."


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 7 years ago
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"Sorry to be so long." Crow: "Bragger."


705 - Escape 2000 - over 7 years ago
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How could this have been the sequel to something, and then have another sequel AFTER this?


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 8 years ago
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Doo dee doo, come on. It's a nice day for a white wedding. Doo dee doo, nice day to, dee doo, start agaaain.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - almost 8 years ago
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Tell your friends the vampires are here!