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Matt Towler
In Massachusetts

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Mitchell
    612
  2. Ring of Terror
    201
  3. Time Chasers
    465
  4. Prince of Space
    488
  5. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  6. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  9. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  10. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  11. Daddy-O
    260
  12. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  13. Tormented
    229
  14. Pod People
    590
  15. Time of the Apes
    294
  16. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    172
  17. Cave Dwellers
    463
  18. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  20. Operation Double 007
    247
  21. Werewolf
    567
  22. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  23. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    254
  24. Wild Rebels
    177
  25. It Conquered the World
    299
  26. The Rebel Set
    167
  27. The Human Duplicators
    216
  28. The Beatniks
    196
  29. Final Justice
    278
  30. Girls Town
    307
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  32. Being from Another Planet
    201
  33. Catalina Caper
    286
  34. Eegah
    412
  35. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  36. Space Mutiny
    946
  37. Rocketship X-M
    301
  38. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  39. Teenage Caveman
    156
  40. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  41. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  42. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  43. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  44. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  45. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  46. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  47. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  48. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  49. The Magic Sword
    213
  50. Bride of the Monster
    247
  51. Hercules Unchained
    196
  52. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  53. The Sinister Urge
    223
  54. The Sidehackers
    222
  55. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  56. Riding with Death
    420
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  58. Jungle Goddess
    198
  59. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  60. It Lives by Night
    179
  61. The Black Scorpion
    133
  62. SST: Death Flight
    83

Recent Comments with recent replies

315 - Teenage Caveman - almost 7 years ago
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I just noticed that, at the beginning of the Catching Trouble short, the narrator said that it was a "faithful depiction" of an order he received. Meaning that, everything we're seeing in this is fake. I don't know if everyone else realized that already, but it was the first time I noticed that line.


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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


MST3K Live in Boston
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Anyone else here at the show in Boston last night? I quite enjoyed it.


Best Riffs for #1107 "The Land that Time Forgot"
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Not a riff, but it was awesome when Jonah says "Now that I think about, it's EVERYBODY'S birthday!!!"


Happy Anniversary!
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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I'm given to understand that today is the 60th anniversary of the release of THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN! Don't care for him? Aw - he'll grow on you... Join me, won't you?


Forum - almost 4 years ago
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I have chosen a new name! Formerly Punch Rockgroin, I am now The Rice Psychiatrist. Name the Rifftrax short that came from and you get a geek cookie.


MST3K Tour Dates announced!
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-knOUtUQ9Q

Tour dates and cities:
7/6/17 -- Boston, MA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/7/17 -- Philadelphia, PA
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/8/17 -- New York, NY
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/9/17 -- Washington, DC
7/12/17 -- Columbus, OH
7/13/17 -- St. Louis, MO
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/14/17 -- Royal Oak, MI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/15/17 -- Milwaukee, WI
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/16/17 -- Chicago, IL
7/18/17 -- Denver, CO
7/20/17 -- Phoenix, AZ
7/21/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/22/17 -- San Diego, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/23/17 -- Los Angeles, CA
7/26/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/27/17 -- San Francisco, CA
7/28/17 -- Portland, OR
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/29/17 -- Seattle, WA
7/30/17 -- Vancouver, BC
8/1/17 -- Salt Lake City, UT
8/3/17 -- Kansas City, KS
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/4/17 -- Minneapolis, MN
8/6/17 -- Green Bay, WI
8/8/17 -- Cleveland, OH
8/9/17 -- Baltimore, MD
8/10/17 -- Richmond, VA
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/11/17 -- Nashville, TN
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA
8/12/17 -- Atlanta, GA


401 - Space Travelers - almost 5 years ago
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I just want to 2nd RevJoan ... Trace's Gregory Peck is amazing! It's worth the price of admission alone...


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 5 years ago
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quack...quack quack quack


New MST3K season is complete?
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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Could this even be real? ALL the new MST3K episodes are complete? According to: http://moviepilot.com/posts/3974937


Recent Riffs

706 - Laserblast - over 8 years ago
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Oh no, his car turned into a sedan and crashed and exploded!


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 4 years ago
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This guy can't possibly live up to the song they wrote about him. Probably an accountant named Wallace.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 4 years ago
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You're gonna have to get in line, there's a couple cows in front of you.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - almost 4 years ago
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"Hostage!" Pasta? "Hostage!" Sausage?


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 9 years ago
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Good God I'm ugly. Scared my own children out of the nursery today.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 8 years ago
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TEN CARS?!?


502 - Hercules - about 5 years ago
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I have a delicious poison in the morning, and...that's it.


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Just ask for the girl with two buckets...get it?


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 7 years ago
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"Send her right in." Send her breasts right in too.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 8 years ago
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Beverly can sure handle a Johnson, can't she?


K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 5 years ago
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Burgess Meredith is shrinking at an alarming rate.


601 - Girls Town - almost 9 years ago
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GIGAAAAAANTOR!!