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  1. Monster A-Go Go
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  2. Swamp Diamonds
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  3. Track of the Moon Beast
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  4. The Giant Spider Invasion
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  5. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
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It's lame when the film ends we find that Adam and Eve were aliens. So much for the fossil record and evolution.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 8 years ago
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I guess Mike, according to the Evils' minds, deserved what he got since he helped Joel, but did y'all notice Cambot is completely different and Crow's eyes have gone from white to yellow? Oh no...is he jaundiced?


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago
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i can't LAUGH this one, it's right up there with Dr. Z, and a few others that have little about them that actually appeal to me, even with the riffing


WORST DEFINITION OF METAPHYSICIAN EVER
603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 4 years ago
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"In brief, a metaphysician is either a philosopher whose area of expertise is the study of the fundamental nature of reality and existence and/or, more esoterically, a practicing healer/adviser that changes physical reality by working with the principles and powers and ‘things’ that underlie it, and especially the mind or psyche."
Quote from an actual modern person who answers to the title of "metaphysician".
Speaking from someone currently taking a philosophy class, I'd say for the philosopher its basically the mind-body argument. Which exists, do both exist, what's more important, etc. Every philosopher will have a metaphysical position, i.e. where they fall on the mind-body argument, and SOME OF THEM DEFINITELY BELIEVE YOU ARE DEAD WHEN YOU DIE. They would be the materialists, those who fall on the body side of the argument.
So: there exist Metaphysicians who would HUGELY debate the "Metaphysician" in this film.
(Philosophy is awesome, everyone should take at least one class in it!)


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 3 years ago
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When Servo starts "Oh Canada" as the guy stands made me so proud!


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 1 year ago
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I feel like this movie had to have been a satire. The tone of everything, the odd bits of weird humor (like the elderly woman complaining about her photos bit), the awkward interrogation scenes, the cartoonish suspects, and the fact that Krasker is such a goofy character and windbag, makes it seem like this was supposed to be taken as comedy. But I don't know. Just makes me wonder...


108 - The Slime People - over 3 years ago
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Crow: Joel...I think were in for a long hard ride with this film.


517 - Beginning of the End - about 1 year ago
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Something about the way Mary Jo bellows "Mommy's on the phooooone!" in the first host segment just fractures me every time.


808 - The She-Creature - over 9 years ago
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I watched this movie three times and I still have no idea what's going on.


Words and Music by ...
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 7 years ago
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I loved Mike trying to compose on a Linus style piano. Especially when he fits in the lyric for Kung Fu Fighting. Also loved how well the lyrics for Springtime for Hitler worked with the opening music for the short.


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 7 years ago
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The pointless death that really irritates me: Yashuko. He rescues her and takes her to an open space, while there's still a gunfight going on and instead of getting her to safety, he hypnotizes and starts to question her right there? Why? Why not get her hidden and protected until such time that they could do it safely? Yes, I know there are supposed to be problems, but would it have killed them to keep the completely innocent girl alive? :P


"Hooray for Chem-i-cals!"
507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 6 years ago
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Laugh all you want about DDT, you young whippersnaps---YOU'RE all eating "RoundUp-Ready" GMO seed. Enjoy, won't you?


Recent Riffs

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These things could revolutionize Thanksgiving!


603 - The Dead Talk Back - 10 months ago
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Don’t walk away, Renee.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - 10 months ago
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Everyone give me a quarter. ‘Cause there’s a lot of expenses.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - 10 months ago
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“I’m from Canada. What the hell am I doing here?”


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 8 years ago
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Look! The Grand Tetons


808 - The She-Creature - over 1 year ago
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Look at my wife and her friends.
No, thanks.


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 7 years ago
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This ain't rocket science.


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We must unite against the enemy that menaces us.


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Long term storage of hazardous waste can be safe...and fun!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 5 years ago
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Can we talk about booze?


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 5 years ago
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Peanut: They have no souls.
Bobo: You're right!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 5 years ago
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Upon seeing a female soldier: "Commies are cute."