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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    158
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    172
  3. Being from Another Planet
    201
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  5. Radar Secret Service
    234
  6. Angels' Revenge
    218
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  10. Teenage Strangler
    332
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  12. Eegah
    412
  13. Time Chasers
    465
  14. Mitchell
    612
  15. The Hellcats
    122
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    162
  17. Gunslinger
    171
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  19. Wild Rebels
    177
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    233
  21. The Rebel Set
    167
  22. Invasion USA
    188
  23. Manhunt in Space
    175
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  25. King Dinosaur
    209
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    213
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  28. The Beatniks
    196
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    229
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270
  33. Operation Double 007
    247
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  35. Daddy-O
    260
  36. The Killer Shrews
    266
  37. Devil Fish
    275
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    305
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    264
  42. San Francisco International
    279
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  44. Beginning of the End
    286
  45. Catalina Caper
    286
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  48. Jack Frost
    358
  49. Fugitive Alien
    345
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    375
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    354
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  56. Soultaker
    400
  57. Riding with Death
    420
  58. Laserblast
    422
  59. Prince of Space
    488
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  61. Puma Man
    552
  62. Pod People
    592
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  64. Space Mutiny
    946
  65. Untamed Youth
    143
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    179
  67. Teenage Caveman
    156
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    185
  69. Master Ninja II
    167
  70. The Indestructible Man
    162
  71. Hercules
    160
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    170
  73. Gorgo
    186
  74. The Violent Years
    177
  75. Moon Zero Two
    215
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  77. Bloodlust
    193
  78. Hercules Unchained
    196
  79. Village of the Giants
    205
  80. High School Big Shot
    200
  81. The Brute Man
    230
  82. The Human Duplicators
    216
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    219
  84. The Sidehackers
    222
  85. The Projected Man
    212
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  87. The Deadly Bees
    233
  88. The Sinister Urge
    223
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    241
  90. Gamera
    263
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  92. The Starfighters
    252
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  95. Escape 2000
    278
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  97. The Crawling Eye
    278
  98. Squirm
    254
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    260
  101. Bride of the Monster
    247
  102. Lost Continent
    263
  103. It Conquered the World
    299
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  105. Master Ninja I
    273
  106. The Creeping Terror
    267
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  109. Girls Town
    307
  110. The Skydivers
    279
  111. Rocketship X-M
    301
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  114. Santa Claus
    312
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  117. Cave Dwellers
    463
  118. Phase IV
    65
  119. City on Fire
    52
  120. SST: Death Flight
    83
  121. The Slime People
    127
  122. The Black Scorpion
    133
  123. Stranded in Space
    135
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    158
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    160
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    162
  127. Crash of the Moons
    178
  128. The She-Creature
    180
  129. The Space Children
    190
  130. Racket Girls
    186
  131. Jungle Goddess
    199
  132. City Limits
    181
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  134. Mighty Jack
    179
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  136. The Mole People
    217
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  138. The Magic Sword
    213
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  141. The Unearthly
    209
  142. 12 to the Moon
    219
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  144. Diabolik
    219
  145. Tormented
    229
  146. The Leech Woman
    251
  147. The Undead
    250
  148. Future War
    281
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    254
  150. The Screaming Skull
    295
  151. Final Justice
    278
  152. Alien from L.A.
    286
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  156. The Touch of Satan
    360
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  158. Hobgoblins
    417
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  160. Werewolf
    567
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  162. The Last Chase
    40
  163. Hangar 18
    50
  164. Superdome
    47
  165. Project Moonbase
    123
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    149
  167. Robot Holocaust
    169
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  169. The Crawling Hand
    171
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    165
  171. Robot Monster
    160
  172. It Lives by Night
    179
  173. The Atomic Brain
    176
  174. Hamlet
    186
  175. Ring of Terror
    201
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  177. The Phantom Planet
    232
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  180. Devil Doll
    259
  181. Time of the Apes
    294
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    51
  184. Humanoid Woman
    49
  185. Cosmic Princess
    52
  186. The Mad Monster
    149

Recent Comments with recent replies

105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 6 years ago
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Maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but Servo's line: "a little leg of the dog that bit him" strikes me as the funniest line ever.


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 7 years ago
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Wanna see Mr. B's lost 7 minutes? Watch the super-funny Rifftrax version. It's only $1.99. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/mr-b-natural


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


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I don't want to sound like I have an ego problem, and I'd hate for anyone's nose to get bent out of joint over my comment, but the invention exchange in this ep has to be the all-time goofiest. I love it!


904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.


904 - Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 8 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 7 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


210 - King Dinosaur - almost 8 years ago
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How could people release hour long movies?


Host Segments: Season 02 - almost 7 years ago
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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 8 years ago
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I guess I am odd man out, I actually liked the movie> MST was the icing in the cake! When else do you see David Vincent fight Lovejoy?


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 7 years ago
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Aw, Crow's reaction to his present breaks my heart a little bit. He's trying so hard to be mature, for once. Also, Joel says that Crow's birthday is coming up. When is his birthday? How did Joel decide when the 'bots' birthdays are? Is it the day he made them? Did he just arbitrarily assign dates? I need to know these things! Aaaa! *deep breath* Just a show... *deep breath* Just relax... *deep breath*


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 6 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 6 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 6 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 6 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - about 6 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 6 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,