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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Travelers
    159
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  3. Being from Another Planet
    204
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  5. Radar Secret Service
    235
  6. Angels' Revenge
    222
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  8. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  10. Teenage Strangler
    336
  11. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  12. Eegah
    417
  13. Time Chasers
    467
  14. Mitchell
    616
  15. The Hellcats
    125
  16. Swamp Diamonds
    164
  17. Gunslinger
    173
  18. Hercules and the Captive Women
    166
  19. Wild Rebels
    180
  20. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  21. The Rebel Set
    169
  22. Invasion USA
    191
  23. Manhunt in Space
    177
  24. Code Name Diamond Head
    200
  25. King Dinosaur
    211
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    215
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  28. The Beatniks
    199
  29. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  30. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  31. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  32. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  33. Operation Double 007
    253
  34. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  35. Daddy-O
    263
  36. The Killer Shrews
    270
  37. Devil Fish
    279
  38. The Day the Earth Froze
    301
  39. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    341
  40. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    311
  41. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267
  42. San Francisco International
    283
  43. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  44. Beginning of the End
    290
  45. Catalina Caper
    290
  46. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  47. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  48. Jack Frost
    362
  49. Fugitive Alien
    349
  50. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    316
  51. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  52. The Giant Spider Invasion
    377
  53. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  54. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    357
  55. Monster A-Go Go
    365
  56. Soultaker
    405
  57. Riding with Death
    424
  58. Laserblast
    426
  59. Prince of Space
    490
  60. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  61. Puma Man
    557
  62. Pod People
    595
  63. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    723
  64. Space Mutiny
    952
  65. Untamed Youth
    144
  66. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  67. Teenage Caveman
    159
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  69. Master Ninja II
    168
  70. The Indestructible Man
    163
  71. Hercules
    161
  72. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  73. Gorgo
    189
  74. The Violent Years
    179
  75. Moon Zero Two
    219
  76. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
  77. Bloodlust
    194
  78. Hercules Unchained
    198
  79. Village of the Giants
    209
  80. High School Big Shot
    203
  81. The Brute Man
    233
  82. The Human Duplicators
    222
  83. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    222
  84. The Sidehackers
    222
  85. The Projected Man
    212
  86. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    238
  87. The Deadly Bees
    237
  88. The Sinister Urge
    227
  89. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  90. Gamera
    268
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    244
  92. The Starfighters
    255
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  94. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  95. Escape 2000
    286
  96. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  97. The Crawling Eye
    280
  98. Squirm
    257
  99. Red Zone Cuba
    246
  100. Terror from the Year 5000
    261
  101. Bride of the Monster
    251
  102. Lost Continent
    266
  103. It Conquered the World
    301
  104. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    290
  105. Master Ninja I
    274
  106. The Creeping Terror
    271
  107. Quest of the Delta Knights
    284
  108. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  109. Girls Town
    315
  110. The Skydivers
    284
  111. Rocketship X-M
    303
  112. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  113. Night of the Blood Beast
    338
  114. Santa Claus
    315
  115. Horror of Party Beach
    338
  116. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    453
  117. Cave Dwellers
    465
  118. Phase IV
    65
  119. City on Fire
    53
  120. SST: Death Flight
    83
  121. The Slime People
    130
  122. The Black Scorpion
    134
  123. Stranded in Space
    139
  124. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  125. The Corpse Vanishes
    162
  126. Rocket Attack USA
    164
  127. Crash of the Moons
    180
  128. The She-Creature
    184
  129. The Space Children
    192
  130. Racket Girls
    190
  131. Jungle Goddess
    201
  132. City Limits
    183
  133. Colossus and the Headhunters
    196
  134. Mighty Jack
    181
  135. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  136. The Mole People
    221
  137. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  138. The Magic Sword
    217
  139. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  140. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    222
  141. The Unearthly
    212
  142. 12 to the Moon
    221
  143. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  144. Diabolik
    220
  145. Tormented
    233
  146. The Leech Woman
    255
  147. The Undead
    254
  148. Future War
    283
  149. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    256
  150. The Screaming Skull
    300
  151. Final Justice
    280
  152. Alien from L.A.
    290
  153. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  154. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    301
  155. Track of the Moon Beast
    304
  156. The Touch of Satan
    366
  157. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    345
  158. Hobgoblins
    419
  159. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  160. Werewolf
    571
  161. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  162. The Last Chase
    40
  163. Hangar 18
    50
  164. Superdome
    47
  165. Project Moonbase
    125
  166. The Amazing Transparent Man
    150
  167. Robot Holocaust
    171
  168. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  169. The Crawling Hand
    172
  170. First Spaceship on Venus
    167
  171. Robot Monster
    160
  172. It Lives by Night
    181
  173. The Atomic Brain
    179
  174. Hamlet
    187
  175. Ring of Terror
    204
  176. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    237
  177. The Phantom Planet
    233
  178. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  179. Horrors of Spider Island
    241
  180. Devil Doll
    261
  181. Time of the Apes
    297
  182. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  183. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    51
  184. Humanoid Woman
    49
  185. Cosmic Princess
    52
  186. The Mad Monster
    149

Recent Comments with recent replies

911 - Devil Fish - over 7 years ago
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Is Mike's opening monologue based on an old TV show opening VO? The words sound familiar, or perhaps I'm losing my grip.

This has to be the least sexy "sexy" movie ever. Possibly--possibly--my favorite MST riff ever: when the scientist removes her glasses and Tom plays the dirty trumpet.


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I don't want to sound like I have an ego problem, and I'd hate for anyone's nose to get bent out of joint over my comment, but the invention exchange in this ep has to be the all-time goofiest. I love it!


1012 - Squirm - about 7 years ago
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Thank goodness our main character is from Nyewah Yawk (owah wheaheveh he's from), buhcawse my eeyuhs areuh ovuhflowin' wiyith awl that Geohgiauh sap.

Gah.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - about 7 years ago
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Maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but Servo's line: "a little leg of the dog that bit him" strikes me as the funniest line ever.


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 7 years ago
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Wanna see Mr. B's lost 7 minutes? Watch the super-funny Rifftrax version. It's only $1.99. http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/mr-b-natural


So, you wanna know what a 5-lb. party is?
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On another forum, I found out that Patty Marvel, a member of the Yahoo MST3K group, apparently sent a letter to Iowa State asking exactly this question...here is their response.

Dear Ms. Marvel,

Our office received your inquiry about the promotional film called "The Home Economics Story." According to sources here the reference in the film is to a "five-pound party." Apparently there was an old sorority tradition to have a party and bring a 5-lb. box of candy when you announced your engagement.

Sincerely,
Sandra Gartz
Assistant to the Director

...so, now we know...


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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Jenny Garp? No, no, no, no: Jenny Fields. That line annoys me every time.


904 - Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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If you're an MST fan, there's something for you in every episode. To wit: this bloated "Tales from the Darkside" episode bores me to tears every time and nothing the Brains say can help the pain (I have never watched it all the way through). Yet it contains one of my all-time favorite riffs: "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."

Something for everyone.


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 8 years ago
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Well, much enthusiasm for this one in the discussion, but I have to demur. I found this stinkburger unwatchable.


820 - Space Mutiny - about 7 years ago
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I hate to admit it, but I thot Reb Brown was the woman- what is Reb short for anyway (if not Rebeccca)


210 - King Dinosaur - about 8 years ago
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How could people release hour long movies?


Host Segments: Season 02 - about 7 years ago
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So I thought I'd do a little summation of ol' Season 2.

Best song of the season, "When Chauffers Rule the World," with "Wild Rebels" a goofy second-favorite.

Best skit goes to the Charlie McCarthy hearings, but the "really bad models" bit has an effective charm.

Then there are the contested categories.

In invention exchanges, the Mads edge Joel 6-4, with 1 forfeit, 1 blatant cheat (Dr F), and 1 draw (the BGC19). Joel best invention is not an exchange, but the camera doodads, most especially the "snopes scope/inherit the windorama." The Mads' best invention is the squeeze-toy guitars, though I also love the tank tops. Although the monster-tire unicycle might have been the best had it worked out.

On attitude control, the winner is the SOL, 7-6. The middle innings were hard on the SOL, but in the end Joel and the bots kept their spirits high, defying the Mads' cinematic beatdowns.

Frank made a brave showing on the button-pushing battle of wills and looked strong to win the struggle, but after Dr F used Frank's head as a button-pushing proxy, it was no contest, and Forrester won 6-5, with 1 draw and 1 sedation of Frank and including a pyrrhic victory for Dr F in the face of withering Frankish sarcasm.

My favorite line from the season is Crow's reaction to 3D glasses: "I feel like I'm really here."


Recent Riffs

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 6 years ago
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Yeah, they need a laughingstock.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 6 years ago
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Auxilliary?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 6 years ago
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Uh, I didn't ask.


417 - Crash of the Moons - over 6 years ago
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You can take some out of my mouth.


821 - Time Chasers - over 6 years ago
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Argh--and it's so early too.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago
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phay, nnnt ooo airyy bmmmahnnntay rrppprrrr?


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago
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I think you're just getting all wrapped up in yourself.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago
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Booooo!


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 6 years ago
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--'cause I was dizzy with lust.


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...because we're basically scum.


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I'm serious about mufflers.


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I hate patronizing answers,