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Ryan J.

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  2. Pod People
    595
  3. Soultaker
    407
  4. Space Mutiny
    958
  5. The Touch of Satan
    369
  6. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  7. Prince of Space
    494
  8. Santa Claus
    316
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  10. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  11. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  12. Jack Frost
    368
  13. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  14. The Beatniks
    200

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"I don't think anyone who cheats should hold an office."

Me: *immediately thinks of Bill Clinton*

Sorry, I couldn't resist.


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 9 years ago
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"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's make dialogue as awkward and stilted as possible!"


820 - Space Mutiny - over 9 years ago
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I saw this episode for the first time a week ago, and I still haven't been able to get Blast Hardcheese's big scream out of my head. Seriously, I break down randomly all through the day just thinking about it.


107 - Robot Monster - over 9 years ago
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I've totally lost track of the Commando Cody storyline by this point.


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 9 years ago
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The speech about how women are attracted to weak men is one of the more bizarre things I've heard in a while. Who are these women, and where can I find them?


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This was the first episode of MST3K I ever saw. The beginning of a legendary experience, right here.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 9 years ago
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You know a movie is bad when Mike and the Bots keep chuckling over and over *without* making jokes.


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The baboon sequence is actually re-used footage from a nature documentary film about Africa called "Animals Are Beautiful People", which I watched almost religiously as a kid. Can't believe they showed up again! hah. The guy who made that movie would go on to direct "The Gods Must Be Crazy."


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Literally half of this movie is just that guy scoping out women like a stalker. I bet he'd fit right in with the cast of Twilight.


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The Whose Line Is It Anyway? fan inside me ssaw 1:13:37 and cried "Buy an encyclopedia! Buy an encyclopedia!!!"


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 9 years ago
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Note: link 1 doesn't work anymore.


Forum - over 9 years ago
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Out of tribute to Ernest Borgnine I will be watching "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" that nice old grandpa and his darling children stories!! RIP Ernest!


Recent Riffs

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"We are the supreme race!" Aw, turn Rush Limbaugh off!


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Oh my God, he's torn apart the Michelin man!


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But sir, you're a hand puppet...


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 9 years ago
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I've got some guy's head in my hands...


813 - Jack Frost - over 9 years ago
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Peter must be walking around, denying EVERYBODY this morning!


521 - Santa Claus - over 9 years ago
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Ah, the classic battle between evil and the narrator.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 9 years ago
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Do the Wounded Turkey!!!


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 9 years ago
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An 18-story office building?! This could ONLY be L.A.!


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Kids are tuning in right now to watch Barney...


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 9 years ago
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You can tell it's a low-budget movie because they can't wreck the car.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 9 years ago
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It ruins so many wedding nights when the bride dies.


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Mother Teresa called, she hates you.