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Favorite Episodes

  1. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  2. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  3. Space Mutiny
    959
  4. The Starfighters
    256
  5. Puma Man
    561
  6. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  7. Operation Double 007
    256
  8. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  9. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    365
  10. Catalina Caper
    294
  11. Lost Continent
    269
  12. Manhunt in Space
    176
  13. The Crawling Eye
    283
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  15. Tormented
    235
  16. Beginning of the End
    291
  17. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    223
  18. Riding with Death
    426
  19. Earth vs. the Spider
    218
  20. SST: Death Flight
    83
  21. The Screaming Skull
    302
  22. San Francisco International
    286
  23. The Day the Earth Froze
    305
  24. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  25. Bride of the Monster
    253
  26. Bloodlust
    195
  27. The Crawling Hand
    172
  28. Horrors of Spider Island
    245
  29. Hobgoblins
    423
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  31. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  32. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  33. The Slime People
    130
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    340
  35. Daddy-O
    264
  36. The Skydivers
    285
  37. The Creeping Terror
    271
  38. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  39. Final Justice
    283
  40. Radar Secret Service
    236
  41. It Conquered the World
    302

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Forum - over 9 years ago
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Which episode had the riff- "Look out! He's into cheek meat!" in it? I cannot for the life of me figure out which one it was. I think it was Crow's line, but that could be just because I can hear it delivered like Crow in my head- but it could have been anyone.


508 - Operation Double 007 - about 9 years ago
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Kashken on the mounds? Cashkin? Koschkin? Koshkin? Someone give me a lead here, eh?


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 9 years ago
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When Tom is mocking the older nurse in the GH short- I lose it every single time. Coming in a close second is when Joel makes Bobby talk in a muted voice about taking over the Galaxy. I think this is my favorite underrated episode.


517 - Beginning of the End - over 9 years ago
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Mary Jo is freakin' hilarious in that beginning sketch. She's kind of a genius. As much as I like Bridget, MJ is really the stand out gal on the show.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 9 years ago
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I grew up in the 90s and played with Creepy Crawlers when they were revived. Now I feel like I owe Joel and the bots ...Of course, mine was much safer ...But I do remember a home smelter that made tiny figurines. That sounded like a fun accident waiting to happen.


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 9 years ago
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I think I want to go as the Creeping Terror for Halloween. I just need an old ratty blanket, some random spray painted washrags bunched up and walk around real slow-like. As the night goes on I can unroll more monstrous train of horror until I'm about ten feet long.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 9 years ago
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Just realized there's a looong callback to SST Death Flight in the Progress Island, USA short. Around twenty minutes into the episode Crow quips about the plane's gear being mushy.


Forum - about 9 years ago
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Does anyone else here think that Manos has a good chance at being the worst movie ever made? Even worse than that turd of a Star Wars movie, The Phantom Menace?


Forum - about 9 years ago
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Suggestion: add The Film Crew's movies that are available on YouTube? Perhaps below Season 10? I know it's not MST3K... but it basically is lol. Plus I was watching Wild Women of Wando today and Kevin's map of the (imaginary) world slays me.


Forum - about 9 years ago
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Best Self Riffs

I’m talking about funny film lines that probably weren’t meant to be funny.

My example: Superman II: Superman has just been downed by the evil kryptonians and a randome guy from the crowd yells “They killed Superman… Let’s get em!”

I laughed for fifteen minutes straight. Give me your favorites.


Forum - about 9 years ago
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Just curious here-
Can anyone here name a moment in any part of MST3K that "TOASTY!" from Mortal Kombat could fit in? I mean, a moment of a film or host segment where you could easily imagine Dan Forden popping up out of the corner of the screen and saying "TOASTY!"?


Forum - about 9 years ago
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I don't think I'm rushing the Halloween season at this point...

So, what are you doing for the most fun holiday of the year? Got any cool costume plans?

I'm planning on going as Vampira and getting my boyfriend to go as Zacherley, so that we're the perfect pair of ghouls.


Recent Riffs

508 - Operation Double 007 - about 9 years ago
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Operation Double Double Oh- Hee Haw


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 9 years ago
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I'm a naughty little cheesy blintz!