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Wish That I Was Joike's Girl
In Chicago, IL

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! I LOVE yoUr ScReEnAmE!!!!!!!! ahahahaha! ME TOO, BTW!!!!


Ajax (what's my name?) - about 7 years ago
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Your screen name's the best! Rock on!


Wish That I Was Joike's Girl - almost 8 years ago
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Come now, it's bee juice!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
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  2. The Starfighters
    256
  3. Time Chasers
    467
  4. Girls Town
    316

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Pearl is not funny
Forum - almost 7 years ago
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Long time viewer, first time poster.
I've seen most episodes many times ; but Pearl just kills it for me (in a bad way). Was she the demise of the show?


Forum - almost 7 years ago
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I for one welcome our new potatoe overlords!


Leftover turkey
Forum - almost 7 years ago
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Been lurking for a while, and this is my first post!

Hello fellow fans. Started watching when Joel was on. First episode I remember was Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I also watched the first airing of The Castle of Fu Manchu, which made me fall asleep. I actually now regularly play episodes to fall asleep to.

I made a point to see the MST3K movie in a theater. Come on, it's a movie based on a TV series about movies. Very meta. I even joined the club and got the newsletters.

Anyways, my Mom visits me for Thanksgiving, and she remembered those 1990's marathons. This year I got her to watch Sinbad and Lost Continent.

Nice that Shout gave us another marathon.


Okay, I guess not, then.
Forum - almost 7 years ago
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Today I finally got an email saying I didn't get the job. I had been waiting for 2 1/2 weeks since the last of 3, yes THREE, interviews--all told, this has taken about a month. The only obstacle remaining was the background check. Apparently, I didn't pass.

After this bad news, I tried to go out to a write-in (hang out with writers, write, not be alone in the house, crying) but I'm so broke that I ran out of gas on the freeway. I've never run out of gas while driving before, though I've not been able to start my car for lack of gas a few times. I managed to get off the freeway and to a safe place to pull over in an unused driveway. In a nearby office park, a marked security car sat in the driveway where they could see me, though it was night and I couldn't tell they were looking. Then a cop pulled up behind me. I told him I was waiting for AAA. He said someone had called the police, saying I was "slumped over" and "possibly asleep." I was posting on Facebook on my phone, so my head was downturned a bit, but come on. Thanks a lot, security guys.

This comes after having just been pulled over and treated like a drug offender (only for a few minutes at first because this is a wealthy area and my car is banged up and filthy--I can't wash it because the window is stuck open) by some city cops two days ago. They gave me a ticket, my second in 6 months for the same offense, having egregiously outdated license plate tags, for which I am already set to go to court next week. But thanks, now I'll have another bail fee of $310 to toss onto the ever-growing pile along with the thousands I owe in back registration (California is a very expensive state in which to register a vehicle).

There's plenty more, like the fact that today I had to tape my trunk shut because now the wires keep signaling it to open. How am I ever supposed to get out from under this soul-crushing pile of problems, all of which are caused by lack of money, if I can't get a job?


Give us $100 and we'll show you how to con other people into doing the same!
Forum - almost 7 years ago
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I'm trying to think of a way to politely tell a friend I don't want to be involved in his pyramid scheme and that he and his wife are complete fucktards for investing in a company that sells---wait for it---NOTHING. The guy who roped my friend into the scheme told me, "We ARE the product." Yeah, no.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 7 years ago
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If Hero Boy thinks this somewhat-skeezy LA drug and sex underworld is filled with muck, wait until he gets to 'Nam. Seriously though, most depressing ending ever. "I'm singing a jolly song just before I go to war, I'm sure it's going to be a breeze, when I get back I'll do what I please. Yeah, yeah."

This is one of the last of my unfinished eps, and now it is finished. Probably could have left it unfinished. Nothing I needed to see here.

Now I need to take a shower. I just wish I could have my pretty mind back.


Nastiest kissing ever on MST3K
Forum - almost 7 years ago
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Was was the awfulest, nastiest smooching in a movie on MST3K?
For me, it's down to Paper Chase Guy smearing his hairy liver-like mug all over Persis Khambatta vs. Deathstalker sucking face with the Potato-Eating Girl.

Your nominations?


Possible Happy Job AND Car News
Forum - almost 7 years ago
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Some great news, for once! First, I took an Uber car the other day and when we got to my apt, the driver fixed a connection on my battery, so the car started!! (It's been sitting dead for a couple of weeks.) I still need to have the cooling system fixed because I have to fill the reservoir every day. It leaks out overnight. But I've been driving it for two days and it's doing okay.

Second, after one interview with someone from HR and another with the VP of the company over the last couple of weeks, today I met with the senior field investigator who would be training me if I get the job I'm up for (field investigator for worker's comp cases). She said that nobody else has gotten through both interviews in the past 6 months! So I guess I have some qualities they like. It looks like I all but have this job! Just waiting to get the official word.

The one thing that could kill it is the background check. My credit is horrific. But that's not even the part that worries me. I have a 5150 on my record. In November, 2012, I left a worrisome post on Facebook, with suicidal ideations. The next day, my roommate at the time caught wind of the post while he was at work. He called the police when I didn't answer my phone. I was in the loony bin for 2 weeks. The reason I fell apart that month is that the 1st anniversary of both my mother's death and my divorce had just passed. I just couldn't hold it together. Honestly, who could? So when I told this to the investigator I met with today, she suggested I get ahead of this and speak to the VP about it. I know they'll see it on the background check. I just don't want them to see one line about it and draw their own incorrect conclusions. If they beg off after hearing my story, at least I tried. So I'll be calling the VP on Monday.

Cross your fingers for me!


Recent Riffs

1004 - Future War - almost 7 years ago
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I live in your air vent.


1004 - Future War - almost 7 years ago
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"You thick woman: MEHHHH!!!!"


806 - The Undead - almost 8 years ago
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"We are One... (We'll be me, for convenience sake.)"