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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    190
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    245
  4. Hamlet
    186
  5. Daddy-O
    262
  6. Gorgo
    188
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  8. Girls Town
    313
  9. Wild Rebels
    178
  10. The Starfighters
    253
  11. Hercules Unchained
    197
  12. The Skydivers
    281
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    437
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    230
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    289
  17. The Sinister Urge
    226
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    164
  19. Time Chasers
    466
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    497
  21. Fugitive Alien
    347
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    260
  24. Bloodlust
    193
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  26. King Dinosaur
    210
  27. The Killer Shrews
    269
  28. Beginning of the End
    290
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    790
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    376
  32. Devil Doll
    259
  33. The Creeping Terror
    268
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    452
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    273
  39. The Sidehackers
    222
  40. The Deadly Bees
    235
  41. Prince of Space
    489
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    355
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    353
  44. Rocketship X-M
    302
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    227
  46. Moon Zero Two
    217

Recent Comments with recent replies

821 - Time Chasers - over 7 years ago
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Obsequious Servo really makes me uncomfortable, but I don't know why.


Shakespeare Blue
1009 - Hamlet - about 2 years ago
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Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.


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I like Derek.


500 planes seen at 4:20pm
602 - Invasion USA - 11 months ago
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and they let the 420 joke op slip by?


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 5 years ago
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Thumbs down to this dog killing movie. Bees suck and I'm glad they are going extinct.


602 - Invasion USA - over 5 years ago
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"Tanks are more important than tractors." Hahaha, wow.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 5 years ago
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What are you going to do with your free casket?


Forum - over 1 year ago
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Okay, it's been 4 days so let's get to where it really starts getting tough. What are your 3 favorite episodes from Season 3?


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 2 years ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Freeform jazz in space
111 - Moon Zero Two - over 1 year ago
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Man, I wish I could find this soundtrack.


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 2 years ago
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if there was that much sapphire discovered, its value would plummet. value is sometimes based on rarity. look at aluminium, used to be worth more than gold, now we wrap potatoes in it.


Recent Riffs

802 - The Leech Woman - over 7 years ago
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"You know what she said?" (indignantly) That I have been drinking!


415 - The Beatniks - over 3 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 4 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - about 5 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 5 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 5 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 5 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 5 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 5 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


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Just like Count Basie! One more time!