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Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    191
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  3. Red Zone Cuba
    247
  4. Hamlet
    188
  5. Daddy-O
    263
  6. Gorgo
    189
  7. Girl in Gold Boots
    303
  8. Girls Town
    316
  9. Wild Rebels
    180
  10. The Starfighters
    256
  11. Hercules Unchained
    200
  12. The Skydivers
    285
  13. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  14. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  15. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  16. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  17. The Sinister Urge
    229
  18. Swamp Diamonds
    165
  19. Time Chasers
    469
  20. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  21. Fugitive Alien
    350
  22. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  23. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  24. Bloodlust
    194
  25. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  26. King Dinosaur
    211
  27. The Killer Shrews
    270
  28. Beginning of the End
    290
  29. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    180
  30. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  31. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  32. Devil Doll
    262
  33. The Creeping Terror
    271
  34. Outlaw of Gor
    338
  35. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    358
  37. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    454
  38. The Giant Gila Monster
    275
  39. The Sidehackers
    223
  40. The Deadly Bees
    238
  41. Prince of Space
    491
  42. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  43. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  44. Rocketship X-M
    303
  45. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  46. Moon Zero Two
    221

Recent Comments with recent replies

821 - Time Chasers - almost 8 years ago
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Obsequious Servo really makes me uncomfortable, but I don't know why.


Shakespeare Blue
1009 - Hamlet - over 2 years ago
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Claudius: (looks at hand) What if...
Mike: Nah, that'll be like, the fifth time today.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 8 years ago
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I like Derek.


500 planes seen at 4:20pm
602 - Invasion USA - about 1 year ago
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and they let the 420 joke op slip by?


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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Thumbs down to this dog killing movie. Bees suck and I'm glad they are going extinct.


602 - Invasion USA - over 5 years ago
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"Tanks are more important than tractors." Hahaha, wow.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 5 years ago
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What are you going to do with your free casket?


Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Okay, it's been 4 days so let's get to where it really starts getting tough. What are your 3 favorite episodes from Season 3?


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 2 years ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Freeform jazz in space
111 - Moon Zero Two - almost 2 years ago
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Man, I wish I could find this soundtrack.


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 2 years ago
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if there was that much sapphire discovered, its value would plummet. value is sometimes based on rarity. look at aluminium, used to be worth more than gold, now we wrap potatoes in it.


Recent Riffs

802 - The Leech Woman - almost 8 years ago
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"You know what she said?" (indignantly) That I have been drinking!


415 - The Beatniks - almost 4 years ago
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"It's only the house dick, I'll handle it." Oh, how accommodating!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
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Grownups suck! They do! I hate! I hate because of them!


806 - The Undead - over 5 years ago
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Corman's theory of directing: Light and Get Away.


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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(weakly) ...Batman...


207 - Wild Rebels - over 5 years ago
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Hey, look, it's Mount Rushmore. ...Mount Trashmore.


207 - Wild Rebels - over 5 years ago
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I HATE these curtains, man!


207 - Wild Rebels - over 5 years ago
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"Nothing like a little vino to soothe the palate after a dusty road." And da wine is good too, sir!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 5 years ago
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See, that's why you're a scummy traitor.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 5 years ago
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My, but he is stately.


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Remember when we had to listen to her standup act?


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Just like Count Basie! One more time!