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Bolt Vanderhuge, He Who Swallowed God
In Central Ohio

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Jet Jaguar Abides - over 5 years ago
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Hey BV, just letting you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong :)


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 5 years ago
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Thanks for kind words but I'm waiting for someone to buy me a beer hahahaha If you ever get in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area let me know.


Favorite Episodes

  1. I Accuse My Parents
    442
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    295
  3. Devil Doll
    265
  4. Hobgoblins
    425
  5. Mitchell
    621
  6. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    730
  7. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    247
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    244
  9. Beginning of the End
    292
  10. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    459
  11. Laserblast
    431
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    278
  14. Danger! Death Ray
    505
  15. Time Chasers
    473
  16. Girls Town
    320
  17. Daddy-O
    265
  18. City on Fire
    54
  19. The Deadly Mantis
    241
  20. Humanoid Woman
    49

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204 - Catalina Caper - over 8 years ago
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Was Little Richard REALLY the only black person in this flick? And he was killed off-screen within the first 20 minutes...go figure!


506 - Eegah - about 8 years ago
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Haha! Someone should make a playlist of all the terrible fathers in MST3k movies! It would definitely have to include:
1. Collaborator dad (from "Eegah")
2. Depressive dad (from "High School Big Shot")
3. Alcoholic hick dad (from "The Pod People")
4. Apathetic scientist dad (from "Horror of Party Beach")
5. Ineffectual doormat dad (from "Jack Frost")
... and many more!


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 8 years ago
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The bracelet that Frat Boy #3 gives Teacher Crazy Student Girl at around 51:30 is the ugliest, most ostentatious piece of jewelry I've ever seen.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 8 years ago
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Alright, so just before the guys head in for the first movie break (23 minutes or so in), look at the girl in the background. She does some serious breast-repositioning. The sad thing is, this movie is so sleazy I'm not entirely sure catching that was unintentional.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - over 7 years ago
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I think these writers knew nothing about biology. Not only because the very idea of a giant insect is ludicrous, but because the characters keep misidentifying basic animals (and yes, despite what they said, the term 'animals' includes insects). First, there the museum writer who calls a giant squid a jellyfish, and then there is the actual biologist (the guy the freaking Pentagon called in to identify an creature) calling a beetle an ant.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 8 years ago
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For having female writers, they were kind of sexist. Every female character was always joked about as if she was ditzy, even before they had a line in the movie.


415 - The Beatniks - about 8 years ago
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Given how obviously unstable Moony is, I can't figure out why anyone would want to hang out with him, EVER, let alone have him be a vitally important part of the group.


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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


1004 - Future War - over 8 years ago
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Boy, even Torgo couldn't have saved this one.


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 5 years ago
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Holy smokes. The misogyny in this film is at an all-time high. "Apologize for what - being momentarily a woman?" "Doctor, you're not going to let emotion into this now, are you?" Female character asks: "I suppose you think a woman should cook and clean and rear children." Male character answers: "Isn't that enough? There's such a thing as going too far in the other direction, too, you know." Granted, I'm only forty minutes in. But did they include a woman in this film just to prove that women shouldn't go to space? Sheesh.


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It looks like Jonathan had the book set to 'M' for 'mini' when he should of had it set to 'W' for 'wumbo'!
(Borgnine did the voice for Mermaid Man on Spongebob. Yes, I am relatively young compared to the average MSTie.)


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 10 years ago
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Drinking game to this movie: You take a drink after every time you hear CABOT


Recent Riffs

706 - Laserblast - almost 8 years ago
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See, that scene worked because you expected a bear to jump out.


706 - Laserblast - almost 8 years ago
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Well let's recap the movie so far: someone went to Acapulco and someone almost bought gas.


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"Let's visit God now." "HI, I'M GOD. THIS FILM IS MOVING SLOWLY, MY CHILDREN."