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Austin Strong - over 8 years ago
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~BLESS THIS MESS~


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    723
  2. Space Mutiny
    952
  3. Hobgoblins
    419
  4. Werewolf
    571
  5. Laserblast
    426
  6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    453
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    301
  8. Time Chasers
    467
  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    345
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  11. Teenage Strangler
    336
  12. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  13. Riding with Death
    424
  14. Tormented
    233
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    241
  16. The Brute Man
    233
  17. Time of the Apes
    297
  18. Mighty Jack
    181
  19. Manhunt in Space
    177
  20. Fugitive Alien
    349
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267
  22. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  23. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  24. The Beatniks
    199
  25. Teenage Caveman
    159
  26. Robot Holocaust
    171
  27. The Slime People
    130
  28. The Human Duplicators
    222
  29. Project Moonbase
    125
  30. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  31. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  32. Gamera
    268
  33. The Hellcats
    125
  34. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  35. Stranded in Space
    139
  36. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  37. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  38. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363

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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 8 years ago
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What does it say about our culture that for many of us the most comfortable bed on which we'll ever lie will be our last one?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 8 years ago
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Sad to say it, but this film isn't the worst thing to come out of Texas. Here's looking at you, Rick Perry.


904 - Werewolf - over 8 years ago
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Maybe if all the actors weren't gargling marbles this film would be a little more intelligible.


414 - Tormented - about 8 years ago
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Those legs at 22:40 are a bit too manly and well-muscled to be Joel's. I'm guessing they made Mike dangle his sexy gams for the camera like some sordid audition in the 50s. Poor, poor Mike...


109 - Project Moonbase - about 9 years ago
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According to wikipedia, this movie was unusual in depicting women in roles of authority equal to men. So that would explain the "follow my orders, little lady, or get a spanking" scene, then?


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The more I watch this episode the more I realize the untapped potential of this film. If this was made with even half the technology, half the dedication and half the budget of The Matrix it would have been a pretty damn good sci-fi flick.


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 8 years ago
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As a Texan, I wish the Texan guy would SHUT. UP.


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They called the femmy prince guy Freddie Mercury. I think he looks more like Frodo Baggins.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 9 years ago
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You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.


306 - Time of the Apes - about 9 years ago
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Godo looks remarkably like Carl Sagan after he shaves.


Recent Riffs

207 - Wild Rebels - over 8 years ago
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Banjo, detune your g-string, baby.


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This whole movie has an oily t-zone.


414 - Tormented - about 8 years ago
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"Mrs. Ellis, I wanna ask you something." How many fingers am I holding up?


415 - The Beatniks - about 8 years ago
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♪ "And we're sorry we popped that fat barkeep~!" ♪


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Boy, the Vikings really stink this year, huh? Every time they make it to the Bowl they choke.


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"Viking women, my boy. They're not like other women." They make great waffles!


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"Man the oars!" Or woman the oars as the case may be.


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Look, there's a sail at Penney's.


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Heeey, its the dogs from Teenage Caveman!


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Bring the pooper-scooper!


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"Unleash the dogs!" Both of them!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 8 years ago
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Big, tender, sloppy headlines, slathered with sauce! CHOMP. Juicy to a fault!