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Amethystia "Coco" Forrester
In Fly Creek, Georgia (just kidding, obviously)
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    465
  2. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  3. The Screaming Skull
    295
  4. Hobgoblins
    417
  5. Soultaker
    399
  6. Squirm
    254
  7. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  8. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  9. The Deadly Bees
    232
  10. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  11. Riding with Death
    420
  12. Werewolf
    566
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  14. Night of the Blood Beast
    335
  15. Pod People
    589
  16. Zombie Nightmare
    322
  17. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  18. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  19. Earth vs. the Spider
    215
  20. Beginning of the End
    286
  21. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  22. The Atomic Brain
    176
  23. The Projected Man
    212
  24. Terror from the Year 5000
    259
  25. The Creeping Terror
    267
  26. Bloodlust
    193
  27. Jack Frost
    355
  28. Puma Man
    551
  29. Teenage Strangler
    332
  30. Angels' Revenge
    218
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  32. The Touch of Satan
    360
  33. The Incredible Melting Man
    293
  34. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    449
  35. Being from Another Planet
    201
  36. San Francisco International
    278
  37. The Brute Man
    229
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  39. Space Mutiny
    943

Recent Comments with recent replies

904 - Werewolf - about 7 years ago
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I hate to be a typical guy here but man ... the pantless realtor chick is haaawwwwtttt.


816 - Prince of Space - over 7 years ago
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I have a friend who dressed up as Prince of Space for Halloween one year. It was awesome


MSK2??? Lost in Space
101 - The Crawling Eye - over 1 year ago
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What the heck? What happened to Mystery Science Theater 2000? I'm in another timeline! Rod Sterling, help me!!! I haven't watched this in years but after scanning several episodes, I can't find any with the VW Van flying through space. Is it in the other timeline too?


New MST - not great.
Forum - about 3 years ago
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The new mst3k just doesn't compare to the good ol' days IMO. There's no pacing, the "riffs" are more like paragraph-long diatribes, way too often with some bs social media reference or anti-conspiracy politics thrown in. Yeah, we get it, you guys are mainstream, when are you gonna make me laugh. Stay on topic to the current stupidity of whatever crap movie is showing and get on and off it during the silent parts. Basic logic. And oh yeah, could they get someone without a high pitched whiny voice to play a robot?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 7 years ago
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Pretty sure that the statue wouldn't carbon date from the future because it's based on half-life... so if it was made new in its time and then sent to the scientists in the movie... it should show as new, not *dramatic announcer voice* FROM THE FUTURE. Things never have _more_ carbon than when it's new. And I know, I know "repeat to yourself it's just a show" but it's not the show, it's the movie. I'm just saying. It's the fundamental problem with the plot.


Satisfying Deaths
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Have you ever cheered when someone in MST3k died? Yes? You monster! :O

Er, I mean, I'm looking to make a video compilation of satisfying deaths in MST3k. Little Monkey Boy and AI motorcycle will be in it, because something tells me those two are at the top of at least some people's list...for some reason. :D So, got any suggestions?

Disclaimer: I don't have any of season 11, so I can't grab any deaths from there. Sorry. ^_^;


Night of the Lepus...for reals!
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Even bigger than a killer shrew ;p


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 7 years ago
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Did they just round up ever person who has a horrible voice for their movie?


Recent Riffs

801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 7 years ago
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I believe I look good in a thong.


303 - Pod People - almost 7 years ago
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Flannel? Did she say Flannel?!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 7 years ago
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I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie.


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you stupid bastard! i could stab you in the eyes right now!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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I don't mean to be picky but their ellipses are unevenly spaced...


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 7 years ago
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Flippy! The budget porpoise!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 7 years ago
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God, I'm handsome.


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 7 years ago
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Well nice spice rack anyway.


706 - Laserblast - over 7 years ago
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Until I stop killing men with my hip bones.


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Look, I'm gonna be your love interest whether you like it or not!


702 - The Brute Man - over 7 years ago
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Ah! Midgets!


702 - The Brute Man - over 7 years ago
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Hands up to 10 and 2 into the creeping position