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Amethystia "Coco" Forrester
In Fly Creek, Georgia (just kidding, obviously)
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    471
  2. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    360
  3. The Screaming Skull
    302
  4. Hobgoblins
    423
  5. Soultaker
    407
  6. Squirm
    257
  7. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  8. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  9. The Deadly Bees
    238
  10. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  11. Riding with Death
    426
  12. Werewolf
    576
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  14. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  15. Pod People
    596
  16. Zombie Nightmare
    327
  17. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  18. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    223
  19. Earth vs. the Spider
    218
  20. Beginning of the End
    291
  21. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  22. The Atomic Brain
    178
  23. The Projected Man
    216
  24. Terror from the Year 5000
    266
  25. The Creeping Terror
    271
  26. Bloodlust
    196
  27. Jack Frost
    368
  28. Puma Man
    561
  29. Teenage Strangler
    338
  30. Angels' Revenge
    224
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  32. The Touch of Satan
    369
  33. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  34. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  35. Being from Another Planet
    206
  36. San Francisco International
    287
  37. The Brute Man
    239
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  39. Space Mutiny
    959

Recent Comments with recent replies

MSK2??? Lost in Space
101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 2 years ago
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What the heck? What happened to Mystery Science Theater 2000? I'm in another timeline! Rod Sterling, help me!!! I haven't watched this in years but after scanning several episodes, I can't find any with the VW Van flying through space. Is it in the other timeline too?


1001 - Soultaker - over 7 years ago
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i watch this episode all the time and this is the first time i noticed that Bobo steals some of Pearl's monopoly money while she's talking about the movie.


904 - Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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I hate to be a typical guy here but man ... the pantless realtor chick is haaawwwwtttt.


816 - Prince of Space - almost 8 years ago
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I have a friend who dressed up as Prince of Space for Halloween one year. It was awesome


New MST - not great.
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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The new mst3k just doesn't compare to the good ol' days IMO. There's no pacing, the "riffs" are more like paragraph-long diatribes, way too often with some bs social media reference or anti-conspiracy politics thrown in. Yeah, we get it, you guys are mainstream, when are you gonna make me laugh. Stay on topic to the current stupidity of whatever crap movie is showing and get on and off it during the silent parts. Basic logic. And oh yeah, could they get someone without a high pitched whiny voice to play a robot?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 7 years ago
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Pretty sure that the statue wouldn't carbon date from the future because it's based on half-life... so if it was made new in its time and then sent to the scientists in the movie... it should show as new, not *dramatic announcer voice* FROM THE FUTURE. Things never have _more_ carbon than when it's new. And I know, I know "repeat to yourself it's just a show" but it's not the show, it's the movie. I'm just saying. It's the fundamental problem with the plot.


Satisfying Deaths
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Have you ever cheered when someone in MST3k died? Yes? You monster! :O

Er, I mean, I'm looking to make a video compilation of satisfying deaths in MST3k. Little Monkey Boy and AI motorcycle will be in it, because something tells me those two are at the top of at least some people's list...for some reason. :D So, got any suggestions?

Disclaimer: I don't have any of season 11, so I can't grab any deaths from there. Sorry. ^_^;


Night of the Lepus...for reals!
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Even bigger than a killer shrew ;p


Recent Riffs

801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 8 years ago
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I believe I look good in a thong.


303 - Pod People - over 7 years ago
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Flannel? Did she say Flannel?!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 7 years ago
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I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie.


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you stupid bastard! i could stab you in the eyes right now!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 8 years ago
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I don't mean to be picky but their ellipses are unevenly spaced...


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 8 years ago
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Flippy! The budget porpoise!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 8 years ago
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God, I'm handsome.


801 - Revenge of the Creature - almost 8 years ago
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Well nice spice rack anyway.


706 - Laserblast - almost 8 years ago
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Until I stop killing men with my hip bones.


605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - almost 8 years ago
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Look, I'm gonna be your love interest whether you like it or not!


702 - The Brute Man - almost 8 years ago
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Ah! Midgets!


702 - The Brute Man - almost 8 years ago
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Hands up to 10 and 2 into the creeping position