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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  3. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    358
  4. Space Mutiny
    958
  5. Werewolf
    576
  6. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  7. Outlaw of Gor
    340
  8. Mitchell
    617
  9. Time Chasers
    471
  10. The Touch of Satan
    369
  11. Laserblast
    428
  12. Girls Town
    319
  13. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  14. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  15. Riding with Death
    426
  16. The Screaming Skull
    302
  17. Squirm
    257
  18. Alien from L.A.
    292
  19. Puma Man
    561
  20. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  21. Soultaker
    407
  22. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  23. Hobgoblins
    423
  24. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    360
  25. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  26. Final Justice
    283
  27. The Leech Woman
    255
  28. Cave Dwellers
    466
  29. Fugitive Alien
    351
  30. Santa Claus
    316
  31. Crash of the Moons
    180
  32. Escape 2000
    286
  33. Untamed Youth
    146
  34. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  35. Beginning of the End
    291
  36. The Brute Man
    239
  37. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  38. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  39. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  40. Daddy-O
    264
  41. The Phantom Planet
    238
  42. Village of the Giants
    208
  43. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  44. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  45. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239

Recent Comments with recent replies

Damn dirty glasses
814 - Riding with Death - over 6 years ago
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By my count he cleaned those glasses for a minute and 5 seconds.... very thorough


904 - Werewolf - almost 8 years ago
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"i just found out that count dracula was a faggot"
where does one randomly encounter information such as this?


1012 - Squirm - almost 7 years ago
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I love that my partner at work is a guy named Jerry so I can occasionally yell "Jerry! JERRY!" and when he responds I say "... I'm lonely!"


A Tjardus Greidanus film, but...
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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...not that one! After doing a lot of TV work, this is TG's second-ever feature film, 'A New York Heartbeat' (2013). What do you think, sirs?
https://youtu.be/6ECU2epcffM


820 - Space Mutiny - almost 4 years ago
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How many people are on the SS that the leadership never noticed so many people being frozen or ejected?


Mike's best characters
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I was just putting together a video of (hopefully) all the host segments with Torgo in it, when I thought of a new theme video. The best Mike Nelson characters. That is, the best moments of Mike playing a different character. Got any suggestions? :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6HoecU-twg


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Sasquatch was always my favorite Cause he was a loner who hated the popular monsters yet longed to be one.


I Repaired Facebook Logins
Forum - over 4 years ago
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Sorry. Sometimes Facebook "upgrades" their system, and sometimes that makes things stop working that were depending on the old system, and sometimes that happens at the busiest time of your life. Sorry it has taken too long to find time to update the Facebook Login to keep up with Facebook's changes. But it DOES work again.

I hope you're all having a great 2017 so far!


I'm Back! I'm Back!
Forum - over 4 years ago
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My old ID is back! I guess something was fixed! Thank you Whoever is in charge! [Pooh thanks you too.]


Hi Guys
Forum - about 5 years ago
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I've been gone for a long time, too long being away from mst3-klub. Hi everyone


802 - The Leech Woman - over 7 years ago
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This movie was a lot more than I was prepared for on a lazy Tuesday night after work. Hard hitting and full of disturbing moments, I fucking love this movie!


OT: Favorite books and authors
Forum - over 5 years ago
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So I was doing one of my favorite things today, walking around a used book store with no particular agenda, nothing specific that I wanted... and I felt like I had hit some kind of brick wall. Nothing was calling to me, nothing looked or sounded appealing. So I'm looking to you guys for some ideas, some recommendations. Some of my favorite authors are... in no particular order... Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Truman Capote, Flannery O'Connor, P.K.Dick, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Michael Chambon, Charles Bukowski... Isamov, Heinlein... I'm reading John Dos Pasos right now, Manhattan Transfer.
Anyway, just looking for some ideas. Thanks msties.


Recent Riffs

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Renaissance festivals of the old west


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"Hey, he invented guzzling!!"


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So Billy, by this time a kid had thrown a chicken while an infertile couple looked at a store...


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"For Pete's sake Madeline, don't encourage them, it's nothing more than a rock"
*Like your womb*


601 - Girls Town - over 5 years ago
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*Mel Torme sitting in his car and devouring a burger*
"Ya know, Mel insisted on doing all his own stunts"


1001 - Soultaker - over 5 years ago
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Oh, I'm psyched, gonna score me a funnelcake


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 6 years ago
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Not a joke but an incredible simulation.


1012 - Squirm - over 7 years ago
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I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you...


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♫ Driving down the road, looking for a Waffle House, drinking lots of Wild Turkey ♫


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 7 years ago
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"Sometimes you just have to do things the way people want them done, that makes them happy and they leave you alone."
*That's inspiring!*


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 7 years ago
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" I've been around, kid."
And I've been a square kid!


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is there any cheaper vodka than Popov?