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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  2. Jack Frost
    357
  3. San Francisco International
    279
  4. Teenage Strangler
    332
  5. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  6. Eegah
    412
  7. Squirm
    254
  8. Riding with Death
    420
  9. The Brute Man
    229
  10. Devil Doll
    259
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  12. Daddy-O
    260
  13. Laserblast
    421
  14. Santa Claus
    312
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  16. The Beatniks
    196
  17. Hobgoblins
    417
  18. Final Justice
    278
  19. The Leech Woman
    251
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    432
  23. The Touch of Satan
    360
  24. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  25. Space Mutiny
    945
  26. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    354
  27. Time Chasers
    465
  28. Tormented
    229
  29. Avalanche
    45
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  31. Girls Town
    307
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  33. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  35. The Magic Sword
    213
  36. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  37. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  38. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  39. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    219
  40. Jungle Goddess
    197
  41. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  42. Angels' Revenge
    218
  43. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  44. The Creeping Terror
    267
  45. Bloodlust
    193
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  47. High School Big Shot
    200
  48. The Wild World of Batwoman
    241
  49. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  50. King Dinosaur
    209
  51. 12 to the Moon
    219

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What's Next?
Forum - 19 days ago
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This is sort of like word association, but different. The rules are that your response has to be MST/RT/CT related and has to have (at least in your mind) a connection of some sort to the previous post, however literal or liberal that connection may be. I'll start with:

Mike in an ape suit, wearing a diaper.


Getting Enough Irony in Your Diet?
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Right. No more lists!

So, what are your Top Three favorite riffs of all time, across ALL the entire MST family of riffers, all permutations, all performers, all seasons...

Ready, set.... OUCH!

Hold it, hold it! False start. My fault. Sorry, I was chuckling to myself, and got the cap pistol jammed in a bone in my hand.

OK, so: Ready... set... POP!


ok, let's have it
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Enough with the lists. It's time to step up. What is your #1 favorite MST3k experiment of all time? No foolin.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 6 years ago
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At 36:21, Servo says, "What about that guy I groined in the knee?" I wonder if Kevin goofed that line, or meant to mix up the words.


419 - The Rebel Set - almost 7 years ago
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I teach pre-k (4- and 5-year olds), and I don't think Johnny is 5 years old. He looks no older than 4. Why does the short lie about his age? To make it seem less tragic and negligent that a small child is allowed to wander off?


Change, add or remove a letter
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Similar to the "soften" thread, but the rules here are inspired by (stolen from) the venerable BBC radio comedy show, "I'm sorry, I haven't a Clue". Add, remove or change just one letter to make a MST3K movie a very different proposition. I'll start with one from each season:
The Brawling Eye
Unnamed Youth
Catalina Vaper
Cod People
Manos: The Hands of Pâté
Gunswinger
Kitten with a Chip
Fight of the Blood Beast
The Dole People
The Touch of Stan
It gives by Night
Try Wilderness
Atlantic Tim


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 3 years ago
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Worst Pearl/BrainGuy/Bobo segments ever?


Forum - about 2 months ago
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Let's see how many experiment titles we can "soften"! Something along the lines of "Colossus and the Bargain-Hunters" or "Lost Condiment"...


Forum - 2 months ago
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What are your favorite 3 sub-200 laughs episodes?


Dialogue from MSTied Movies.
Forum - 2 months ago
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"The stench of your foul breath is more than my stomach can stand,"
----Prince of Space

This afternoon I had this ep. playing in the background, and even though I've heard it plenty of times before, this time, I lost it. Dropped dead.
It just sort of seems to come out of nowhere. Mike's reaction is perfect.

Any dialogue from the movies themselves crack you up? Or are just ridiculous?
The dumber the better. Rifftrax and CT included. I want to know if I'm overlooking some more of these jewels.


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 3 years ago
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You can't inject puberty. It has to happen over time.


806 - The Undead - about 5 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - over 3 years ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - over 3 years ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - over 3 years ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 3 years ago
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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 3 years ago
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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago
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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!