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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  2. Jack Frost
    372
  3. San Francisco International
    290
  4. Teenage Strangler
    341
  5. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    364
  6. Eegah
    418
  7. Squirm
    257
  8. Riding with Death
    429
  9. The Brute Man
    240
  10. Devil Doll
    265
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    382
  12. Daddy-O
    265
  13. Laserblast
    431
  14. Santa Claus
    320
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    160
  16. The Beatniks
    203
  17. Hobgoblins
    425
  18. Final Justice
    283
  19. The Leech Woman
    256
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    351
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    30
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    442
  23. The Touch of Satan
    371
  24. Girl in Gold Boots
    307
  25. Space Mutiny
    966
  26. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    360
  27. Time Chasers
    473
  28. Tormented
    237
  29. Avalanche
    49
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    247
  31. Girls Town
    320
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    346
  33. The Amazing Colossal Man
    220
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    249
  35. The Magic Sword
    219
  36. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  37. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    244
  38. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    272
  39. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    226
  40. Jungle Goddess
    202
  41. The Final Sacrifice
    794
  42. Angels' Revenge
    224
  43. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    321
  44. The Creeping Terror
    273
  45. Bloodlust
    198
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    229
  47. High School Big Shot
    203
  48. The Wild World of Batwoman
    246
  49. Earth vs. the Spider
    220
  50. King Dinosaur
    213
  51. 12 to the Moon
    223

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1104 - Avalanche - about 4 years ago
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This episode has one of my new favorite host segments, where Jonah and the bots copyright as many hybrid animal/disaster movie titles as possible:
Clamorrhoids
Wooly Clammoth
Streptococker Spaniel
Fraggle Rockslide
Robocowboys vs. Sickle Squid Anemia
and so many more...


Forum - 4 months ago
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Better short: Century 21 Calling or X Marks the Spot?


Concerned for the characters?
Forum - 7 months ago
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I was watching Monster A Go Go the other day. This horrible movie that is so far below B movie that it might go beyond Z. And yet, I had a moment when the narrator was doing the whole "There was no monster." thing where I was suddenly happy to realize that this meant that Jimmy would get to go fishing with Frank Douglas after all.

Has anyone ever had something like this before where, even with as bad as the movies are, there's a genuine (if short-lived) concern for the well-being of the characters?


RIP Tommy Kirk
Forum - 4 months ago
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Forum - 5 months ago
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Better short: A Day at the Fair or A Young Man's Fancy?


903 - Puma Man - almost 5 years ago
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While he's not a good actor and the movie is cheesy, the guy who plays Tony is really not that bad looking. I'd even go so far as to say he's pretty good looking.


References Tailored to you?
Forum - 7 months ago
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Alright, MSTies, let's talk about references. As we know, this show is choc-full of them, and sometimes you think, "did they add this JUST for me?" While you know they didn't, you feel special to be able to say: Hey! I got that!
For me, it was any references to the Music Man. After I was actually in the show, I felt special because now I was able to get these references in episodes that I have seen time and time again.


1112 - Carnival Magic - about 4 years ago
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This one gives The Incredibly Strange Creatures a run for its money as one of the top 5 most bizarre movies featured on MST. I can't figure out if it's supposed to be funny or serious. Plus, it's just ugly-the clothing, the characters, the chimp's "voice"-very unappealing.


"Oh, great. Punch and Judy are calling."
Forum - 7 months ago
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I don't know why, but I find the various joke names the hosts give the Mads when they're calling. So...come up with your best ones.

I'll start:
"Aw, hell, Twisp and Catsby are calling."


What's Next, #2?
Forum - 8 months ago
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The first go round has gotten unwieldly, so I'm starting a new one, picking up where the last one left off. This is sort of like word association, but different. The rules are that your response has to be MST/RT/CT related and has to have (at least in your mind) a connection of some sort to the previous post, however literal or liberal that connection may be. The previous one ended with:

He looks like a Cabbage Patch Elvis.


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 3 years ago
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You can't inject puberty. It has to happen over time.


806 - The Undead - almost 6 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - about 4 years ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - about 4 years ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - about 4 years ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - about 4 years ago
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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - about 4 years ago
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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 4 years ago
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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!