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Brian Kijowski

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  4. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  5. Prince of Space
    494
  6. Mitchell
    617
  7. The Touch of Satan
    369
  8. Time Chasers
    471
  9. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  10. Future War
    285
  11. Space Mutiny
    958
  12. The Sidehackers
    224
  13. Werewolf
    576
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  15. Soultaker
    407
  16. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    342
  17. Puma Man
    561
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  19. Hobgoblins
    423
  20. Stranded in Space
    140
  21. Tormented
    235
  22. The Creeping Terror
    271
  23. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  24. Racket Girls
    192
  25. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  26. Superdome
    47
  27. Time of the Apes
    297
  28. Teenage Strangler
    337
  29. It Lives by Night
    184
  30. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  31. The Indestructible Man
    168
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  33. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  34. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
  35. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  36. Beginning of the End
    291
  37. Jack Frost
    368
  38. The Brute Man
    239
  39. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    358
  40. Space Travelers
    160
  41. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    365
  42. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  43. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  44. The Mole People
    222
  45. Diabolik
    225
  46. Teenage Caveman
    161
  47. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  48. Gorgo
    188
  49. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  50. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
  51. Horrors of Spider Island
    245
  52. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    360
  53. Hamlet
    190
  54. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    211
  55. Rocketship X-M
    304
  56. The Space Children
    193
  57. The Killer Shrews
    270
  58. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  59. The Starfighters
    256
  60. 12 to the Moon
    221
  61. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  62. Bloodlust
    195
  63. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  64. Pod People
    595
  65. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  66. Squirm
    257
  67. Fugitive Alien
    351
  68. The Rebel Set
    170
  69. The Violent Years
    181
  70. Being from Another Planet
    206
  71. Alien from L.A.
    292
  72. Manhunt in Space
    176
  73. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  74. The She-Creature
    185
  75. The Last Chase
    40
  76. SST: Death Flight
    83
  77. City on Fire
    54
  78. Operation Double 007
    256
  79. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  80. Hangar 18
    50
  81. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  82. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  83. The Crawling Hand
    172
  84. Robot Monster
    161
  85. The Slime People
    130
  86. Project Moonbase
    125
  87. Robot Holocaust
    173
  88. Moon Zero Two
    222
  89. Untamed Youth
    146
  90. The Black Scorpion
    134
  91. The Hellcats
    126
  92. Jungle Goddess
    201
  93. King Dinosaur
    211
  94. First Spaceship on Venus
    169
  95. Cave Dwellers
    466
  96. Gamera
    269
  97. Daddy-O
    264
  98. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  99. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  100. It Conquered the World
    302
  101. Earth vs. the Spider
    218
  102. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  103. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  104. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  105. The Unearthly
    213
  106. Master Ninja I
    275
  107. Master Ninja II
    170
  108. The Giant Gila Monster
    276
  109. City Limits
    183
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  111. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  112. Hercules Unchained
    205
  113. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  114. The Magic Sword
    217
  115. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  116. The Beatniks
    200
  117. Crash of the Moons
    180
  118. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  119. The Human Duplicators
    223
  120. The Day the Earth Froze
    304
  121. Bride of the Monster
    253
  122. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  123. Hercules
    165
  124. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  125. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  126. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    231
  127. Eegah
    416
  128. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  129. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  130. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  131. Gunslinger
    173
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    244
  133. The Atomic Brain
    178
  134. Outlaw of Gor
    340
  135. Radar Secret Service
    236
  136. Santa Claus
    316
  137. Village of the Giants
    208
  138. Girls Town
    319
  139. Invasion USA
    190
  140. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  141. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  142. The Sinister Urge
    230
  143. San Francisco International
    286
  144. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  145. High School Big Shot
    203
  146. Red Zone Cuba
    246
  147. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  148. The Amazing Transparent Man
    153
  149. Escape 2000
    286
  150. Laserblast
    428
  151. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  152. The Leech Woman
    255
  153. The Undead
    257
  154. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  155. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  156. Devil Doll
    263
  157. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  158. The Projected Man
    216
  159. The Phantom Planet
    238
  160. Devil Fish
    282
  161. The Screaming Skull
    302
  162. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  163. Girl in Gold Boots
    306
  164. Final Justice
    283
  165. The Crawling Eye
    283
  166. The Mad Monster
    150
  167. Pilot - The Green Slime
    67
  168. Gamera vs. Guiron
    27
  169. Lost Continent
    269
  170. The Skydivers
    285
  171. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    53
  172. Catalina Caper
    294
  173. Ring of Terror
    204
  174. Wild Rebels
    181
  175. Riding with Death
    426
  176. Mighty Jack
    35
  177. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  178. Mighty Jack
    182
  179. The Deadly Bees
    238
  180. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  181. Phase IV
    66
  182. Gamera vs. Barugon
    186
  183. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  184. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  185. Cosmic Princess
    53
  186. Humanoid Woman
    49

Recent Comments with recent replies

904 - Werewolf - over 9 years ago
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"I've replaced my toes with grapes."


K15 - Superdome - over 9 years ago
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The Warren Beatty film Crow refers to during the scaffold chase is "The Parallax View." Too bad there weren't any railing deaths in this movie.


306 - Time of the Apes - over 9 years ago
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Does Joel say "oh shit am I tired" at 9:50?!!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 7 years ago
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"I'd pay eleven thousand dollars to be there right now." LOL


Proper Handgun Technique
Forum - over 7 years ago
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What black & white movies have taught me is to hold the gun to your belly-button, then hurl the gun forward when firing to help sling the bullets out. Whatever you do, don't aim, it kills your cool but bland Humphrey Bogart delivery.


612 - The Starfighters - over 7 years ago
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I always feel incredibly filthy watching Crow and Tom reenact the refueling scene...even Tom does a little embarassed/aroused cough. I think the really atrocious movies often have the best segments and the riffin g has so much more room to get up and stretch its legs...one of my faves.


Episode with the most mercilessly evil riff job?
Forum - over 7 years ago
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Guys, I'm in a *mood*. A cranky, growly, want-to-start-a-fight-with-the-universe mood. However, the universe would probably kick my ass, and I don't much like those odds, so instead, I'll go for the next best thing. What, in your opinion, is the most unforgivingly vicious treatment MST has ever given a movie? Because whatever ep it is... I wanna watch that ep. I am not in the mood for a good-natured ribbing or some light hearted fun poking, I want a bloody beat down! If I'm not wincing while I'm laughing and almost feeling guilty for it, it's not quite evil enough. Suggestions?


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if you made it this far PLEASE go back to your family, its Christmas for Pete's sakes!
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Joyeux Noel form Quebec y'all!
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My xmas gift to the party is this lovelily compilation of some of the WORST & most bizarre pieces of Christmas Music ever put on record... Add some oddity to your xmas dinner and turn some heads!
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/12/happy-freakin-holidays-playlist.html
Download all 3 mixes: "Holiday Freakin" & "Hoilday Freakout 1 & 2"
... Warning: some of this stuff is pretty bad (i.e. "Ducky Christmas" By Red Coffee... eeeey... nightmare fuel)


816 - Prince of Space - about 9 years ago
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Crank Whore. That is all.


Forum - over 8 years ago
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Alright MST3K does not receive the credit it deserves. It was ground breaking, amazing, still fucking hilarious! It should be in the top ten best shows of all time. Except no one knows about it, so sad. No one understands it's genius, no one takes the time. You have to pay attention, listen, watch. It's not some damn skit show with 1 minute blips of crap. It requires dedication and Intelligence to appreciate it's true magnificence! Therefore I command you all to spread the word! MST3K FOREVER!!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 8 years ago
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Having all the hosts segments cut out really sucks.


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306 - Time of the Apes - over 9 years ago
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Tonight on "Crime Dog"...


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 9 years ago
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You don't direct Klein, you just get out of the way.


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This movie just hates anteaters.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 9 years ago
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Watch this...right in the butt!


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 9 years ago
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Did I just hear a monster licking it's lips?


414 - Tormented - over 9 years ago
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I hate the prying eyes of furniture.