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Phil Carstens

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Eegah
    417
  2. Teenage Strangler
    337
  3. Werewolf
    572
  4. Space Mutiny
    957
  5. Time Chasers
    469
  6. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  7. Outlaw of Gor
    338
  8. Laserblast
    427
  9. The Skydivers
    285
  10. San Francisco International
    284
  11. The Starfighters
    256
  12. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  13. The Brute Man
    234
  14. Angels' Revenge
    223
  15. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  16. Escape 2000
    286
  17. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  18. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    224
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  21. Riding with Death
    427
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    454
  23. Puma Man
    558
  24. Hobgoblins
    420
  25. Devil Fish
    281
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  27. Soultaker
    407
  28. Quest of the Delta Knights
    286
  29. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    347
  30. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  31. Mitchell
    617
  32. Santa Claus
    316
  33. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  34. Cave Dwellers
    466
  35. Daddy-O
    263
  36. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  37. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  38. It Conquered the World
    302
  39. Tormented
    233
  40. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  41. The Day the Earth Froze
    302
  42. Bride of the Monster
    251
  43. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    726
  44. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  45. Operation Double 007
    255
  46. Girls Town
    316
  47. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  48. The Sinister Urge
    229
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    247
  50. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  51. Night of the Blood Beast
    339
  52. The Undead
    257
  53. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    304
  54. Jack Frost
    366
  55. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  56. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  57. The Projected Man
    214
  58. The Deadly Bees
    238
  59. The Touch of Satan
    368
  60. Hamlet
    188
  61. 12 to the Moon
    221

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702 - The Brute Man - over 8 years ago
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I don't get it, was the Chicken of Tomorrow an ad for trucks?


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 7 years ago
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Anyone else reminded of Peter Jackson's "Bad Taste" during the scene with all the shooting outside the big white house?


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 7 years ago
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I HATE those damn episodes of sci-fi shows when the characters are put on trial. It's in every damn show.


314 - Mighty Jack - over 8 years ago
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A puppet using a puppet? We're through the looking glass people.


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 7 years ago
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This is the only one I haven't gotten through. I tried a couple of times, but only managed to get ten or fifteen minutes into it before I got distracted and forgot. Then I finally sat down and decided to watch the whole thing, but the sheriff calling the biologist "boy" just completely turned me off.


820 - Space Mutiny - over 8 years ago
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Oh man, this movie has the greatest climax ever. The cart chase just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.


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Mrs. Merlin is hot!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 8 years ago
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Hey, Motörhead. It's always weird when people with talent show up in a movie terrible enough to be featured on MST3K. Like the Platters in Girls Town, or Little Richard in Catalina Caper.


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 9 years ago
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I love the bit with Mike at the end. Mostly because I really hate Michael Feinstein.

"Ahh...Kill him."


911 - Devil Fish - over 9 years ago
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My two favorite goofs in this movie are when they show the title twice, and when the female scientist says that fish with teeth developed approximately 320 years ago. The fact that they didn't even bother fixing those blatant mistakes shows the director just didn't care.


205 - Rocket Attack USA - over 7 years ago
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They mention "The Conqueror" in the trivia segment. It starred John Wayne as Genghis Khan, which is one of the worst examples of a white guy imitating another race. It's also famous because it was filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site. By 1981, 91 people who worked on the movie developed cancer, and 46 died from it.


706 - Laserblast - over 8 years ago
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Crow mentions the Dixie Dregs in this episode when he's making fun of Mike's youth. That has to be one of the most obscure references on the show. Great band, though.


Recent Riffs

1009 - Hamlet - over 8 years ago
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Nell!


903 - Puma Man - over 8 years ago
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Puma Man!


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Do you guys know, is there a credible melting man?


610 - The Violent Years - over 9 years ago
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COMMUNISM!


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Miss Chestular Region!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 9 years ago
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Go Packers.