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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  2. Moon Zero Two
    215
  3. Rocketship X-M
    301
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  5. The Mole People
    217
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  8. Space Travelers
    158
  9. The Sidehackers
    222
  10. Fugitive Alien
    345
  11. 12 to the Moon
    219
  12. High School Big Shot
    200
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  14. Gunslinger
    171
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  16. The Rebel Set
    167
  17. Beginning of the End
    286
  18. Alien from L.A.
    286
  19. Robot Monster
    160
  20. The Violent Years
    177
  21. Manhunt in Space
    175
  22. The Unearthly
    209
  23. The Hellcats
    122
  24. King Dinosaur
    209
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    165
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    213
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  29. Hercules
    160
  30. The Indestructible Man
    162
  31. The Atomic Brain
    176
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  34. Master Ninja I
    273
  35. The Magic Sword
    213
  36. The Human Duplicators
    216
  37. Teenage Strangler
    332
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    162
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  40. Bride of the Monster
    247
  41. Operation Double 007
    247
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  43. Escape 2000
    278
  44. The Crawling Eye
    278
  45. The She-Creature
    180
  46. The Mad Monster
    149
  47. Stranded in Space
    135
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    179
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  50. The Black Scorpion
    133
  51. Daddy-O
    260
  52. Mighty Jack
    179
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  54. Crash of the Moons
    178
  55. Teenage Caveman
    156
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    158
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    264
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    229
  59. Riding with Death
    420
  60. Eegah
    412
  61. The Sinister Urge
    223
  62. Diabolik
    219
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  64. The Crawling Hand
    171
  65. The Slime People
    127
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    185
  67. Untamed Youth
    143
  68. The Beatniks
    196
  69. Wild Rebels
    177
  70. Cave Dwellers
    463
  71. Time of the Apes
    294
  72. It Conquered the World
    299
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    172
  75. Radar Secret Service
    234
  76. Village of the Giants
    205
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  79. Angels' Revenge
    218
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    219
  82. Bloodlust
    193
  83. Gorgo
    186
  84. It Lives by Night
    179
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  86. Project Moonbase
    123
  87. Jungle Goddess
    199
  88. Being from Another Planet
    201
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    160
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    162
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  92. Time Chasers
    465
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  94. Master Ninja II
    167
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    170
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  99. The Space Children
    190
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    375
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  102. The Projected Man
    212
  103. Space Mutiny
    946
  104. Soultaker
    400
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    260

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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 8 years ago
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58:45 Mike Nelson insults every MSTie. "So now we're going to watch people watching a movie? What's that all about?" And what's worse, we were almost people watching people watching people watching a movie!


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An entire script made up of nothing but exposition? "You remember, when we grew up together" Yes, of course, that's why it matters to the audience when I die, because we have been friends since childhood" AAAAHH!!!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 9 years ago
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You think when Bela Lugosi died, he was cremated, just for a change of scenery?


511 - Gunslinger - over 8 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 9 years ago
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This was like a 90 minute episode of Monty Python and Benny Hill spliced together! I ate a Sampo sandwich whie watching this.


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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 9 years ago
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Pearl is a damn fine riffer! It's a shame this is the only time she got in the theater.


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 9 years ago
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An entire movie of exposition, really? Take out the narration and them explaining previous facts that led them here, and the movie is less than 6 minutes! Perfect for MST3K to harpoon.


821 - Time Chasers - almost 9 years ago
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The 50's & 60's flicks MST3K lampoons simply didn't have special effects available yet. This one has no excuse. These guys chose to make a bad movie. They did it to us on purpose!


909 - Gorgo - over 8 years ago
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The boys were like Beavis & Butthead. Through the whole dorkin movie they kept making fun of that guys name. How many dorkin times were they going to rehash that? They just kept dorkin with him! Dorkin jerks...


210 - King Dinosaur - about 9 years ago
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1:10:33- I think that poor gal really smacked her head up against that rock!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 8 years ago
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58:58 Great homage to the Beatles "Hard Days Night". That exact reference was made to Paul McCartney's grandfather on the train. Servo even used his best Liverpool accent. I actually went back in time. Thank you Servo.


Recent Riffs

1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 8 years ago
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[What do you make of that?] Well, you can make 'human loaf'!


302 - Gamera - about 8 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - about 5 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 8 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 9 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - about 5 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - about 5 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 5 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 5 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?