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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 5 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


Xterra needs a miracle, every day - almost 7 years ago
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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - over 8 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    952
  2. Puma Man
    557
  3. Prince of Space
    490
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    256
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  7. Riding with Death
    424
  8. Cave Dwellers
    465
  9. The Magic Sword
    217
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    304
  11. Werewolf
    571
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    453
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    345
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    290
  15. Hobgoblins
    419
  16. The Unearthly
    212
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  19. Pod People
    595
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    150
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  22. Robot Holocaust
    171
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  24. Final Justice
    280

Recent Comments with recent replies

1013 - Diabolik - almost 9 years ago
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 7 years ago
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The Japanese woman translating the alien language actually isn't as stupid as it seems.

First of all, if the moon people had any long-forgotten contact with the Earth, it would make sense for them to have knowledge of one of the most ancient and widespread written languages on the planet, like Chinese.

Further, it is proper to assume that a native Japanese speaker could read Chinese. Japan makes use of an alphabet that is almost identical to the Chinese alphabet, which assigns one word to one letter. They are therefore able to read a Chinese text with perfect understanding, even though they would pronounce each word differently.


1012 - Squirm - almost 7 years ago
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It's a good thing Coily didn't agree that "even the ground, the Earth is a sort of spring". That could have gone poorly.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 8 years ago
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Considering their lessons cover broad topics in about three minutes, you'd think they'd have covered more than ten by the time they turn thirty.


906 - The Space Children - almost 9 years ago
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How does it pass that the wife is griping on and on about starting a weird new life on the coastline, and then she reveals that she's homesick for San Francisco?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 7 years ago
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Pretty sure that the statue wouldn't carbon date from the future because it's based on half-life... so if it was made new in its time and then sent to the scientists in the movie... it should show as new, not *dramatic announcer voice* FROM THE FUTURE. Things never have _more_ carbon than when it's new. And I know, I know "repeat to yourself it's just a show" but it's not the show, it's the movie. I'm just saying. It's the fundamental problem with the plot.


816 - Prince of Space - almost 9 years ago
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I love that the Phantom of Krankor so graciously expresses to his captives that he cannot understand a society where intelligent men like them aren't in charge. It really speaks volumes for the kind of enlightened utopia that Earth might have become if the Krankorians had taken over.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 7 years ago
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"Your methods have not always been -- and I use this term loosely -- orthodox."

I keep rolling this line over in my mind, and it just baffles me. He's loosely using a term to express what he does not think his methods were? So his methods were only "loosely" not orthodox?


814 - Riding with Death - almost 8 years ago
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Every so often I'll turn this one on, thinking "Okay, this time I'm going to focus and finally figure out what the hell Denby's evil plan is." But invariably, before I know it, he's blowing up his car for no apparent reason. Has anyone figured out what's going on?


518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 7 years ago
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Oh, one of those times I WISH I was working on the writing staff. It is such an easy Riff.

Austrian girl to doctor: "Surly, you don't want to compare yourself with Dr. Correll."

I will compare myself with Dr. Correll. And stop calling me Shirley.


523 - Village of the Giants - over 8 years ago
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Ever notice the one brunette giant who does absolutely nothing but hang out behind the other giants? I wonder what the story was with that.

This movie has some of the biggest plot holes in all of MST3K; what's the deal with "Genius" biking out to the park before he observed the effects of his concoction? How are the giants making sure nobody escaped the town if all they do is hang out in the theater? How does "Untie our leader or I'll leave this girl on the roof of this building, such that getting her down will be a mild inconvenience" serve as an effective form of extortion?


112 - Untamed Youth - over 7 years ago
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Does anyone else suspect that this movie was supposed to star black actors? It's essentially a story about enslavement and rhythmic group singing in cotton fields, somehow contrived in a way to feature a strictly white cast.

I have the same suspicions about Tormented. Not just because the main character was a jazz musician, but because of the line where the father of the bride says "It's bad enough to have a musician marry into the family, but a JAZZ musician..." I daresay somebody had to tweak the script a little.


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - about 8 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 8 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 8 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - about 8 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - over 8 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - over 8 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - over 8 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - almost 9 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 9 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!