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Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 6 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


Xterra needs a miracle, every day - about 7 years ago
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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - over 8 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    965
  2. Puma Man
    563
  3. Prince of Space
    498
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    794
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    341
  7. Riding with Death
    428
  8. Cave Dwellers
    469
  9. The Magic Sword
    219
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    310
  11. Werewolf
    577
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    458
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    350
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  15. Hobgoblins
    424
  16. The Unearthly
    213
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    248
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    247
  19. Pod People
    599
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    153
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    331
  22. Robot Holocaust
    173
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    359
  24. Final Justice
    283

Recent Comments with recent replies

904 - Werewolf - over 9 years ago
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Rule 1 of making a werewolf movie: Make sure all of your actors can pronounce "werewolf."


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - almost 8 years ago
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Who's got the more asinine code name: Super Dragon or Diamond Head?


attack of the more-than-two-eyed creatures!
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Humans have eyes, aren't we eye creatures too? Just saying...


1013 - Diabolik - over 9 years ago
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 7 years ago
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The Japanese woman translating the alien language actually isn't as stupid as it seems.

First of all, if the moon people had any long-forgotten contact with the Earth, it would make sense for them to have knowledge of one of the most ancient and widespread written languages on the planet, like Chinese.

Further, it is proper to assume that a native Japanese speaker could read Chinese. Japan makes use of an alphabet that is almost identical to the Chinese alphabet, which assigns one word to one letter. They are therefore able to read a Chinese text with perfect understanding, even though they would pronounce each word differently.


1012 - Squirm - over 7 years ago
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It's a good thing Coily didn't agree that "even the ground, the Earth is a sort of spring". That could have gone poorly.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 8 years ago
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Considering their lessons cover broad topics in about three minutes, you'd think they'd have covered more than ten by the time they turn thirty.


906 - The Space Children - about 9 years ago
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How does it pass that the wife is griping on and on about starting a weird new life on the coastline, and then she reveals that she's homesick for San Francisco?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 7 years ago
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Pretty sure that the statue wouldn't carbon date from the future because it's based on half-life... so if it was made new in its time and then sent to the scientists in the movie... it should show as new, not *dramatic announcer voice* FROM THE FUTURE. Things never have _more_ carbon than when it's new. And I know, I know "repeat to yourself it's just a show" but it's not the show, it's the movie. I'm just saying. It's the fundamental problem with the plot.


816 - Prince of Space - over 9 years ago
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I love that the Phantom of Krankor so graciously expresses to his captives that he cannot understand a society where intelligent men like them aren't in charge. It really speaks volumes for the kind of enlightened utopia that Earth might have become if the Krankorians had taken over.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 8 years ago
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"Your methods have not always been -- and I use this term loosely -- orthodox."

I keep rolling this line over in my mind, and it just baffles me. He's loosely using a term to express what he does not think his methods were? So his methods were only "loosely" not orthodox?


814 - Riding with Death - over 8 years ago
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Every so often I'll turn this one on, thinking "Okay, this time I'm going to focus and finally figure out what the hell Denby's evil plan is." But invariably, before I know it, he's blowing up his car for no apparent reason. Has anyone figured out what's going on?


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 8 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 8 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 8 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - over 8 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - over 8 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - almost 9 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 9 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - about 9 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 9 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!