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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    348
  2. Tormented
    234
  3. Ring of Terror
    203
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    180
  5. Santa Claus
    316
  6. The Sinister Urge
    229
  7. Racket Girls
    192
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  10. Soultaker
    407
  11. King Dinosaur
    211
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    726
  13. Radar Secret Service
    235
  14. The Skydivers
    285
  15. Bloodlust
    194
  16. High School Big Shot
    203
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  18. The Beatniks
    200
  19. The Crawling Eye
    283
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  21. Teenage Strangler
    337
  22. The Atomic Brain
    179
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    359
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    338
  25. 12 to the Moon
    221
  26. Invasion USA
    191
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    151
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    224
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  33. Hobgoblins
    422
  34. Time of the Apes
    297
  35. The Killer Shrews
    270
  36. The Touch of Satan
    368
  37. Time Chasers
    471
  38. The Projected Man
    214
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  40. Teenage Caveman
    160
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  42. Bride of the Monster
    252
  43. The Mad Monster
    149
  44. Pod People
    595
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  46. The Leech Woman
    255
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    275
  48. San Francisco International
    284
  49. Puma Man
    558
  50. The Screaming Skull
    302
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    342
  52. Village of the Giants
    209
  53. Fugitive Alien
    351
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    244
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  57. Prince of Space
    491
  58. Robot Monster
    160
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  61. Rocketship X-M
    303
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    165
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  65. Being from Another Planet
    204
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  67. Final Justice
    284
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    304
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    269
  72. The Starfighters
    256
  73. The Deadly Bees
    238
  74. The Violent Years
    181
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  76. Mitchell
    617
  77. Beginning of the End
    290
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    161
  80. The Creeping Terror
    271
  81. Riding with Death
    427
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    186
  83. It Conquered the World
    302
  84. Devil Doll
    262
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  86. Werewolf
    573
  87. The Undead
    257
  88. Space Mutiny
    957
  89. The She-Creature
    184
  90. The Rebel Set
    169
  91. Jungle Goddess
    201
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    339
  94. The Space Children
    193
  95. The Sidehackers
    223
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    238
  97. Wild Rebels
    181
  98. The Hellcats
    124
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    246
  100. The Indestructible Man
    165
  101. Laserblast
    427
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    454
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    305
  105. The Phantom Planet
    234
  106. Eegah
    417
  107. The Mole People
    222
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    302
  109. The Human Duplicators
    223
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    247
  112. The Unearthly
    213
  113. Manhunt in Space
    177
  114. Gunslinger
    173
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    247
  116. The Brute Man
    236
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  119. Hercules
    163
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  122. The Crawling Hand
    172
  123. The Slime People
    130
  124. Project Moonbase
    125
  125. Lost Continent
    267
  126. Cave Dwellers
    466
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  128. Space Travelers
    160
  129. City Limits
    183
  130. Operation Double 007
    255
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  133. Crash of the Moons
    180
  134. The Magic Sword
    217
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246

Recent Comments with recent replies

706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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There was this movie serious I almost forgot about and for good reasons called Rampage on Netflix. It glorifies mass shootings or that's my understanding of those films anyway. Don't check them out too. They're truly god awful and disturbing. Rather watch these movies without the riffing or Mario Brothers the movie before watching those again. I'm already nervous in public places and eyeing suspicious people as it is. XD

Laserblast seems to be trying to be something like Rampage. Some alienated and frustrated guy picks up an alien gun and goes on a explosive rampage with it like out of Destroy All Humans. But dies at the end, and the spree was not premeditated ether. Plus some alien force was making him do it and not by his own accord. This movie is ten times more watchable than Rampage. The alien animations are pretty at least.


107 - Robot Monster - about 6 years ago
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"You're too beautiful to be so smart or too smart to be so beautiful."

I feel like this should be the title of my dissertation on men's envy of women and its effects on culture.


907 - Hobgoblins - about 8 years ago
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As a teen when this movie was made it sickens me when I see young people wearing similar fashions. This was not a time that in any way deserved to come back.


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 4 years ago
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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.


1001 - Soultaker - almost 7 years ago
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Pearl's reaction when Frank says that he's dead is a silent, three-second rebuttal to everyone who says she isn't funny.


907 - Hobgoblins - over 7 years ago
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I honestly want to see this movie remade with Daphne as the hero. Because all she wants to do is party and screw, she's apparently living her dream, making her almost immune to the hobgoblins's power. It could actually be a really good horror/comedy. Instead of being Hobgoblins. >.>


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 6 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


808 - The She-Creature - over 7 years ago
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So, this terrifying creature is a cavewoman? I mean, I'm sure those ladies could and would straight-up kill a fool, but they'd just die if you shot them.

...And of course, since it's actually some kind of monster, I have a more pressing question: why did we evolve into anything else?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 7 years ago
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I finally signed up despite my hatred of signing up for things just to tell the world that if thinking Mike hugging Servo in this opening isn't unbearably cute is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.


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ha ha, betraying your spouses trust is fun and comical..IN VENEZUELA!


506 - Eegah - over 6 years ago
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Oh god the shaving scene. Fellow MSTies, I have never made it through this episode because of the incredibly icky shaving.


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 7 years ago
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If there were a list of the most anti-feminist* movies MST3k riffed, it's pretty damn likely that this would be on it. Not only do you have a looks-obsessed, vengeful "hag" (sorry, it's the archetype I'm meaning here) as the Big Bad, you also have a misogynist narrator, repeated instances of the young women begging the mercy of totally unthreatening old men (patriarchy), and a karmic system that punishes any of the young women that actually try and stand up for themselves. I mean, seriously, every female in this movie suffers a purposelessly horrible fate (though screw the old lady). Jeez, it's a friggin' feminist's nightmare,

* This word doesn't quite capture what I'm mean, but I'm feeling dumb right now and its the closest I can pluck from my head.


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - over 4 years ago
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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


806 - The Undead - about 6 years ago
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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 6 years ago
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She's just decided she's dead.


814 - Riding with Death - about 6 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


808 - The She-Creature - over 6 years ago
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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 6 years ago
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DO SOMETHING!


506 - Eegah - over 6 years ago
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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


209 - The Hellcats - over 6 years ago
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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 6 years ago
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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


602 - Invasion USA - over 6 years ago
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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


814 - Riding with Death - over 6 years ago
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It's Alan Smithee's number.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 6 years ago
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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.