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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  2. Tormented
    229
  3. Ring of Terror
    201
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  5. Santa Claus
    312
  6. The Sinister Urge
    223
  7. Racket Girls
    186
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  10. Soultaker
    400
  11. King Dinosaur
    209
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  13. Radar Secret Service
    234
  14. The Skydivers
    279
  15. Bloodlust
    193
  16. High School Big Shot
    200
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    304
  18. The Beatniks
    196
  19. The Crawling Eye
    278
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  21. Teenage Strangler
    332
  22. The Atomic Brain
    176
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  25. 12 to the Moon
    219
  26. Invasion USA
    188
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    149
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    219
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  33. Hobgoblins
    417
  34. Time of the Apes
    294
  35. The Killer Shrews
    266
  36. The Touch of Satan
    360
  37. Time Chasers
    465
  38. The Projected Man
    212
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    216
  40. Teenage Caveman
    156
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  42. Bride of the Monster
    247
  43. The Mad Monster
    149
  44. Pod People
    590
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  46. The Leech Woman
    251
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  48. San Francisco International
    279
  49. Puma Man
    552
  50. The Screaming Skull
    295
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  52. Village of the Giants
    205
  53. Fugitive Alien
    345
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    260
  57. Prince of Space
    488
  58. Robot Monster
    160
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    162
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    159
  61. Rocketship X-M
    301
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    254
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    162
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270
  65. Being from Another Planet
    201
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    158
  67. Final Justice
    278
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    264
  72. The Starfighters
    252
  73. The Deadly Bees
    233
  74. The Violent Years
    177
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  76. Mitchell
    612
  77. Beginning of the End
    286
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  80. The Creeping Terror
    267
  81. Riding with Death
    420
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  83. It Conquered the World
    299
  84. Devil Doll
    259
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  86. Werewolf
    567
  87. The Undead
    250
  88. Space Mutiny
    946
  89. The She-Creature
    180
  90. The Rebel Set
    167
  91. Jungle Goddess
    198
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    225
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  94. The Space Children
    190
  95. The Sidehackers
    222
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    232
  97. Wild Rebels
    177
  98. The Hellcats
    122
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  100. The Indestructible Man
    162
  101. Laserblast
    422
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  105. The Phantom Planet
    232
  106. Eegah
    412
  107. The Mole People
    216
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  109. The Human Duplicators
    216
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  112. The Unearthly
    209
  113. Manhunt in Space
    175
  114. Gunslinger
    171
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  116. The Brute Man
    230
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    170
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  119. Hercules
    160
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  122. The Crawling Hand
    171
  123. The Slime People
    127
  124. Project Moonbase
    123
  125. Lost Continent
    262
  126. Cave Dwellers
    463
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  128. Space Travelers
    158
  129. City Limits
    181
  130. Operation Double 007
    247
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    241
  133. Crash of the Moons
    178
  134. The Magic Sword
    213
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244

Recent Comments with recent replies

907 - Hobgoblins - almost 7 years ago
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I honestly want to see this movie remade with Daphne as the hero. Because all she wants to do is party and screw, she's apparently living her dream, making her almost immune to the hobgoblins's power. It could actually be a really good horror/comedy. Instead of being Hobgoblins. >.>


808 - The She-Creature - almost 7 years ago
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So, this terrifying creature is a cavewoman? I mean, I'm sure those ladies could and would straight-up kill a fool, but they'd just die if you shot them.

...And of course, since it's actually some kind of monster, I have a more pressing question: why did we evolve into anything else?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 7 years ago
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I finally signed up despite my hatred of signing up for things just to tell the world that if thinking Mike hugging Servo in this opening isn't unbearably cute is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.


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ha ha, betraying your spouses trust is fun and comical..IN VENEZUELA!


506 - Eegah - about 6 years ago
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Oh god the shaving scene. Fellow MSTies, I have never made it through this episode because of the incredibly icky shaving.


1001 - Soultaker - over 6 years ago
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Pearl's reaction when Frank says that he's dead is a silent, three-second rebuttal to everyone who says she isn't funny.


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 7 years ago
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If there were a list of the most anti-feminist* movies MST3k riffed, it's pretty damn likely that this would be on it. Not only do you have a looks-obsessed, vengeful "hag" (sorry, it's the archetype I'm meaning here) as the Big Bad, you also have a misogynist narrator, repeated instances of the young women begging the mercy of totally unthreatening old men (patriarchy), and a karmic system that punishes any of the young women that actually try and stand up for themselves. I mean, seriously, every female in this movie suffers a purposelessly horrible fate (though screw the old lady). Jeez, it's a friggin' feminist's nightmare,

* This word doesn't quite capture what I'm mean, but I'm feeling dumb right now and its the closest I can pluck from my head.


523 - Village of the Giants - over 6 years ago
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Not gonna lie, I would love to be at a giant duck roast. Duck is fucking delicious.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 7 years ago
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Were we supposed to feel sympathy for the 'innocent' girl? she may not have intentionally committed any crimes but she was a terrible bystander. Three people died and another three were seriously injured cause she wouldn't do anything more than be a damsel in distress. The blonde girl exonerating her at the end was only uplifting insofar as *she* was somewhat redeemed for being honest.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 6 years ago
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.


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I have to assume all the anteater-racism is because you'd have to eat ants. But if you eat ants as an anteater, I bet they're *delicious.*


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago
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"Anybody else care for one?"
"I could use some coffee."
"Irish or Spanish?"


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - almost 4 years ago
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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


806 - The Undead - over 5 years ago
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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 5 years ago
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She's just decided she's dead.


814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


808 - The She-Creature - almost 6 years ago
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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 6 years ago
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DO SOMETHING!


506 - Eegah - almost 6 years ago
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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


209 - The Hellcats - almost 6 years ago
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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


602 - Invasion USA - about 6 years ago
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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


814 - Riding with Death - about 6 years ago
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It's Alan Smithee's number.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 6 years ago
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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.