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Smokingspoon - almost 4 years ago
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I wanna go to europe!


The Princess Elizena - over 5 years ago
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And I can't find my brush!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    353
  2. Space Mutiny
    943
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  4. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  5. San Francisco International
    278
  6. Soultaker
    399
  7. Tormented
    229
  8. 12 to the Moon
    219
  9. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  10. Escape 2000
    278
  11. High School Big Shot
    200
  12. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  13. Riding with Death
    420
  14. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  15. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    224
  16. The Day the Earth Froze
    295
  17. Gorgo
    186
  18. The Leech Woman
    250
  19. The Magic Sword
    213
  20. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  22. Teenage Strangler
    332
  23. Alien from L.A.
    286
  24. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  25. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  26. Santa Claus
    311
  27. The Indestructible Man
    162
  28. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  29. The Starfighters
    252
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  31. Beginning of the End
    286
  32. Time Chasers
    465
  33. Girls Town
    307
  34. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    449
  35. The She-Creature
    180
  36. The Creeping Terror
    267
  37. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  38. The Atomic Brain
    176
  39. Laserblast
    421
  40. Being from Another Planet
    201
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  42. The Deadly Mantis
    232
  43. Devil Fish
    275
  44. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  45. It Conquered the World
    299
  46. It Lives by Night
    179
  47. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  48. The Rebel Set
    167
  49. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  50. The Sinister Urge
    223
  51. Racket Girls
    184
  52. Jack Frost
    355
  53. Terror from the Year 5000
    259
  54. Final Justice
    278
  55. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    304
  56. Puma Man
    551
  57. Zombie Nightmare
    322
  58. Werewolf
    566
  59. The Deadly Bees
    232
  60. Eegah
    412
  61. The Screaming Skull
    295

Recent Comments with recent replies

803 - The Mole People - over 5 years ago
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Good-looking women do not make it out of this movie alive.


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'Relson' looks nothing like the dude on the cover.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 5 years ago
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When Renee is changing clothes and in her negligee, Mike says "So round, so firm, so fully packed." Kind of a throw away line and not all that funny. But it's actually a line from a John Hartford song called "The Golden Globe Award". Listen to that song and the line instantly becomes a classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gw3Dc-EXmo


521 - Santa Claus - about 7 years ago
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Why is it up to Santa to fight the devil? Isn't that more Jesus' jurisdiction? Maybe an angel or something...


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 5 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 3 years ago
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Goofy horror rip-off of 'Rebecca.'


414 - Tormented - over 5 years ago
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I love Sandy.


512 - Mitchell - about 4 years ago
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This was the last episode I ever watched. No Joel, no MST3K. Mike is such a smarmy douche.


The Wost Film of MST3K?
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 6 years ago
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A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


Recent Riffs

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"Cat heads, for the rats!"


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I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal-dopple.


414 - Tormented - over 5 years ago
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"I've been acquainted with the night!"


614 - San Francisco International - almost 7 years ago
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My Job. My way. Mylanta.