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  1. Moon Zero Two
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  2. The Thing That Couldn't Die
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  3. Horror of Party Beach
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  4. First Spaceship on Venus
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  5. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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  6. The Dead Talk Back
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What's Next? #4
Forum - 21 days ago
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Rysov Pipple's extremely popular series of forum posts continues to be popular as ever, so with volume 3 getting big, here's the fourth round.

Recalling Rysov's rules:
This is sort of like word association, but different. The rules are that your response has to be MST/RT/CT related and has to have (at least in your mind) a connection of some sort to the previous post, however literal or liberal that connection may be.

The last riff in #3, from BluePedal: "zzzzzzzzzz....bra snap...toke...bra snap...bra snap...toke"


307 - Daddy-O - over 2 years ago
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"Dear children, don't forget... you already know the alphabet."
...What the hell are they watching THIS for, then?!


Forum - over 1 year ago
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Rowsdower Rowsdower rowsey rowsey Rowsdower bibbity bobbity bowsdower sowsy wowsey sowsdower


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It's fine in the USA


La la la la la ... Crow.
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Thing is, I thought Crow already had a theme song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xasZGyOopI


UNPOPULAR OPINION?
Forum - 13 days ago
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Does anyone else out there agree with me that the new Netflix MST3K is just not very good? . The movie choices are great and the riffing is....ok. And some of the host segments are pretty remarkable for all the work and practice they must've required. But to me the show just seems over the top. Like its really trying too hard to be bigger and better and faster paced than the original.
. I know most of this is Joel's doing and that still does nothing to soften the blow for me. I watched all the episodes at least twice because I really WANTED to like it.
. There are 2 fan-made mst3k episodes riffing the Gamera movies (Jiger and Viras). These ones are great! They really capture the feel and humor of the first 5 seasons. Check it out if you haven't seen them. Search for "Branzant" on youtube.
. But other than that, everything after Diabolik has been a disappointment.
But I do love RiffTrax, Cinematic Titanic, The Mads, and Film Crew.


What's next
Forum - 8 days ago
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Enough about Rysov's extremely popular nipple pimple...


903 - Puma Man - over 4 years ago
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While he's not a good actor and the movie is cheesy, the guy who plays Tony is really not that bad looking. I'd even go so far as to say he's pretty good looking.


903 - Puma Man - over 6 years ago
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Did Donald Pleasance think that the names of every big cat were pronounced with the same inflection as a pretentious British guy talking about his Jag-yu-war? Would he be talking about Lye-yons and Tyi-gars and Bears?


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - about 3 years ago
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I think this a really underrated episode. I was skeptical going in, but I liked it alot. Having said that a) Maybe it's just me but Shep seems more like a boy dog name. B) Shep seems like a name for a dog that has oh, I don't know, some sheperd in it. And c) why was that guy aging so quick? were supernatural forces at work? If so, completely out of nowhere. But I really like the episode alot. As I stated earlier, really underrated.


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I hate the name Shep because every time I hear it, I picture Shep Howard. EVERY TIME! I do love the way Lassie is treated like a proper actor, given a character name instead of using her real name, but why not 'Ginger', 'Bess', 'Lady' or just plain 'Magic Pup'? Anything but Shep (Howard).


Recent Riffs

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Childhood syphilis can happen to anyone...


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Has there ever in history been a two-door cop car?


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Alright aaand ... cut! Let's print that.
Aand, we're cutting.
...Aah, we should stop the cameras, guys. Guys! None of this is going to end up in the final movie! Just cut!


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IT'S THREE DOG NIGHT!


K01 - Invaders from the Deep - about 2 years ago
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...And play the jazz.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 4 years ago
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So the whole movie just up and ran away from us, huh?


512 - Mitchell - about 4 years ago
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Ptwee! Ptwee! Jon Pertwee!


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 6 years ago
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Ichi!
Ichi!
Ichi!
Mooo!


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 6 years ago
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I like Sapphire - she's neat.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 7 years ago
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They Xeroxed her expression and taped it to her face.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 7 years ago
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Sorry, folks - I don't know how this float got into the parade!


601 - Girls Town - almost 7 years ago
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You know when they appeared on Sullivan they had to be shot above the eyebrows. With a camera.