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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Starfighters
    252
  2. The Sidehackers
    222
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    238
  4. Diabolik
    219
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  6. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  7. The Day the Earth Froze
    295
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    322
  9. Riding with Death
    420
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  11. Teenage Strangler
    332
  12. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  13. It Lives by Night
    179
  14. SST: Death Flight
    83
  15. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  16. The Touch of Satan
    360
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    224
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    304
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  22. Jack Frost
    355
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  24. Space Mutiny
    943
  25. Time Chasers
    465
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    449
  27. The Projected Man
    212
  28. Hobgoblins
    417
  29. Gorgo
    186
  30. Devil Fish
    275
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  32. Soultaker
    399
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  35. Future War
    281
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  38. Final Justice
    278
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    238
  40. Squirm
    254
  41. Moon Zero Two
    215
  42. Cave Dwellers
    461
  43. Gamera
    261
  44. Pod People
    589
  45. Fugitive Alien
    344
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    215
  47. Mighty Jack
    179
  48. Teenage Caveman
    156
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    264
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  52. Master Ninja I
    271
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  54. Master Ninja II
    166
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  58. Hercules Unchained
    196
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  60. The Magic Sword
    213
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  62. The Rebel Set
    167
  63. The Human Duplicators
    216
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    715
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  67. Hercules
    160
  68. Swamp Diamonds
    162
  69. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  70. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  71. Eegah
    412
  72. I Accuse My Parents
    432
  73. Operation Double 007
    247
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    171
  75. Gunslinger
    170
  76. Mitchell
    612
  77. Alien from L.A.
    286
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  79. Radar Secret Service
    233
  80. Santa Claus
    311
  81. Village of the Giants
    205
  82. 12 to the Moon
    219
  83. Girls Town
    307
  84. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  86. The Creeping Terror
    267
  87. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  88. San Francisco International
    278
  89. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  90. Time of the Apes
    294
  91. The Deadly Bees
    232
  92. Night of the Blood Beast
    335
  93. The Brute Man
    229
  94. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    353
  95. The Incredible Melting Man
    293
  96. Escape 2000
    278
  97. Laserblast
    421
  98. Bride of the Monster
    247
  99. The Corpse Vanishes
    158
  100. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  101. Prince of Space
    487
  102. The Violent Years
    177
  103. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  104. Wild Rebels
    177
  105. Lost Continent
    261
  106. The Indestructible Man
    162
  107. The Beatniks
    196
  108. The Wild World of Batwoman
    240
  109. The Crawling Eye
    278
  110. The Crawling Hand
    171
  111. Project Moonbase
    123
  112. Untamed Youth
    143
  113. Rocketship X-M
    300
  114. Catalina Caper
    286
  115. Rocket Attack USA
    162
  116. First Spaceship on Venus
    164
  117. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    336
  118. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    213
  119. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  120. Angels' Revenge
    218
  121. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    253

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I think this site has episodes 104 and 113 mixed up


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 1 year ago
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These monster movies are so ungodly boring


604 - Zombie Nightmare - almost 7 years ago
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This one has some of their funniest riffs, I love it!


320 - The Unearthly - 8 months ago
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I had forgotten all the great riffing in this one...the 50s gangster lingo and the stuff they did with Grandpa Munster...hoo boy that had me howlin' I tell ya!


307 - Daddy-O - over 1 year ago
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How did Sonny's mother know that the key belonged to his gym locker?


PC vs MAC
304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - 10 months ago
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That was some pretty cutting-edge satire for back then. What a bunch of nerds.
(nerds that I will always love)


303 - Pod People - over 6 years ago
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I'll admit that this is a great episode, but I don't understand the 300+ smiles. For me, the production value of the movie makes it such a painful episode to watch. I mean, it's just REALLY painful. (And that kid is so freakin' annoying.)

Somebody please help me. :)


Is it just me, or...
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...in the Robot Roll Call, does Cambot say "Kill yourself!" and Crow say "Bat guano!"?


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - over 2 years ago
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Is a Junk Drawer a Minnesota thing, or do other places call it that too? Seems like a Minnesota thing....


202 - The Sidehackers - about 1 year ago
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113 - The Black Scorpion - almost 2 years ago
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Everyone here keeps telling me how great this blog is supposed to be but I don't see any of the fairy dust. The writer needs much room for improvement to compel to read an article of his again. carpet cleaning


110 - Robot Holocaust - about 1 year ago
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Commando Cody is so bad it's a war crime


Recent Riffs

314 - Mighty Jack - almost 3 years ago
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Robert Ludlum will be back, in...the Uvula Scenario!


601 - Girls Town - over 6 years ago
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Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


202 - The Sidehackers - almost 7 years ago
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Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


814 - Riding with Death - over 6 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 6 years ago
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We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 6 years ago
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Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 6 years ago
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The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 6 years ago
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I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


1013 - Diabolik - over 6 years ago
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I must remember to have my face resharpened!


1013 - Diabolik - over 6 years ago
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We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 6 years ago
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Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?