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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Starfighters
    256
  2. The Sidehackers
    224
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  4. Diabolik
    225
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  6. Danger! Death Ray
    503
  7. The Day the Earth Froze
    305
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    327
  9. Riding with Death
    426
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  11. Teenage Strangler
    338
  12. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  13. It Lives by Night
    185
  14. SST: Death Flight
    83
  15. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  16. The Touch of Satan
    369
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  22. Jack Frost
    368
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  24. Space Mutiny
    959
  25. Time Chasers
    471
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  27. The Projected Man
    216
  28. Hobgoblins
    423
  29. Gorgo
    188
  30. Devil Fish
    282
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  32. Soultaker
    407
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    306
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  35. Future War
    285
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    360
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  38. Final Justice
    283
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    245
  40. Squirm
    257
  41. Moon Zero Two
    222
  42. Cave Dwellers
    467
  43. Gamera
    269
  44. Pod People
    596
  45. Fugitive Alien
    351
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    218
  47. Mighty Jack
    182
  48. Teenage Caveman
    161
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  52. Master Ninja I
    275
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    160
  54. Master Ninja II
    170
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    276
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  58. Hercules Unchained
    205
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  60. The Magic Sword
    217
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  62. The Rebel Set
    170
  63. The Human Duplicators
    223
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  67. Hercules
    165
  68. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  69. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  70. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  71. Eegah
    416
  72. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  73. Operation Double 007
    256
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  75. Gunslinger
    173
  76. Mitchell
    618
  77. Alien from L.A.
    292
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    340
  79. Radar Secret Service
    236
  80. Santa Claus
    316
  81. Village of the Giants
    208
  82. 12 to the Moon
    223
  83. Girls Town
    319
  84. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  86. The Creeping Terror
    271
  87. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  88. San Francisco International
    287
  89. The Sword and the Dragon
    246
  90. Time of the Apes
    297
  91. The Deadly Bees
    238
  92. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  93. The Brute Man
    239
  94. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    358
  95. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  96. Escape 2000
    286
  97. Laserblast
    428
  98. Bride of the Monster
    254
  99. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  100. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  101. Prince of Space
    494
  102. The Violent Years
    181
  103. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  104. Wild Rebels
    181
  105. Lost Continent
    269
  106. The Indestructible Man
    169
  107. The Beatniks
    200
  108. The Wild World of Batwoman
    244
  109. The Crawling Eye
    284
  110. The Crawling Hand
    172
  111. Project Moonbase
    125
  112. Untamed Youth
    146
  113. Rocketship X-M
    304
  114. Catalina Caper
    294
  115. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  116. First Spaceship on Venus
    169
  117. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    343
  118. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  119. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  120. Angels' Revenge
    224
  121. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259

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I think this site has episodes 104 and 113 mixed up


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 2 years ago
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These monster movies are so ungodly boring


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 7 years ago
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This one has some of their funniest riffs, I love it!


320 - The Unearthly - about 1 year ago
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I had forgotten all the great riffing in this one...the 50s gangster lingo and the stuff they did with Grandpa Munster...hoo boy that had me howlin' I tell ya!


307 - Daddy-O - almost 2 years ago
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How did Sonny's mother know that the key belonged to his gym locker?


PC vs MAC
304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 1 year ago
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That was some pretty cutting-edge satire for back then. What a bunch of nerds.
(nerds that I will always love)


303 - Pod People - about 7 years ago
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I'll admit that this is a great episode, but I don't understand the 300+ smiles. For me, the production value of the movie makes it such a painful episode to watch. I mean, it's just REALLY painful. (And that kid is so freakin' annoying.)

Somebody please help me. :)


Is it just me, or...
513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 7 years ago
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...in the Robot Roll Call, does Cambot say "Kill yourself!" and Crow say "Bat guano!"?


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - almost 3 years ago
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Is a Junk Drawer a Minnesota thing, or do other places call it that too? Seems like a Minnesota thing....


202 - The Sidehackers - almost 2 years ago
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113 - The Black Scorpion - over 2 years ago
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Everyone here keeps telling me how great this blog is supposed to be but I don't see any of the fairy dust. The writer needs much room for improvement to compel to read an article of his again. carpet cleaning


110 - Robot Holocaust - almost 2 years ago
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Commando Cody is so bad it's a war crime


Recent Riffs

314 - Mighty Jack - over 3 years ago
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Robert Ludlum will be back, in...the Uvula Scenario!


601 - Girls Town - over 7 years ago
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Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


202 - The Sidehackers - over 7 years ago
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Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


814 - Riding with Death - about 7 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 7 years ago
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We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 7 years ago
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Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 7 years ago
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The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 7 years ago
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I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


1013 - Diabolik - over 7 years ago
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I must remember to have my face resharpened!


1013 - Diabolik - over 7 years ago
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We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 7 years ago
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Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?