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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  2. Hamlet
    186
  3. Space Mutiny
    946
  4. Puma Man
    552
  5. Jack Frost
    358
  6. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  7. The Screaming Skull
    295
  8. The Leech Woman
    251
  9. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    288
  10. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  11. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    254
  12. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    264
  13. Fugitive Alien
    345
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  15. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  16. Final Justice
    278
  17. Laserblast
    422
  18. Soultaker
    400
  19. Prince of Space
    488
  20. Diabolik
    219
  21. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  22. The Sinister Urge
    223
  23. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  24. Santa Claus
    312
  25. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  26. Riding with Death
    420
  27. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  29. Teenage Crime Wave
    193
  30. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  31. The Violent Years
    177
  32. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  33. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  34. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299

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819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - almost 9 years ago
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Oh, I don't know if there are any Rage Against the Machine fans here, but a clip of this movie (specifically at 13:55) was used in their video for "Testify."


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - almost 9 years ago
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The Idiot Control Song and Canada Song are pretty good bits, but I prefer Noh bit.


310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 9 years ago
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13:30

Remember when Fruitopia was the bomb? Not it's just a one-flavor-variety drink sold only at participating McDonalds.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 8 years ago
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At 18:12, there are all these butts, and yet not a single remark about visible pantie lines.


508 - Operation Double 007 - about 9 years ago
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507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 8 years ago
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This movie syncs up really well with Pearl Jam's "Jeremy." Well, in the sense of the plot.


310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 9 years ago
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"You betrayed us... TRAITOR!"

I want my last words to be redundant, too.


911 - Devil Fish - almost 8 years ago
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"Ed Wood's octopus scene was a lot more convincing that this." That's right folks, Mike just made a reference to a season 4 movie that he wasn't even supposed to be around for. Well done guys.


911 - Devil Fish - over 8 years ago
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I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?


1009 - Hamlet - over 8 years ago
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Hamlet is only movie done by MST3K with a great storyline. It's a decently made movie, and the acting isn't bad either. The German accent is funny as well. HOWEVER, one could riff on SHAKESPEARE'S works with ease. The time has come for the crew to get bold, and riff apart this classic. Thanks for taking something everyone knows and giving it "THE TREATMENT."I know we'll all appreciate and enjoy...HAMLET...sounds like baby piggy name.


808 - The She-Creature - almost 9 years ago
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When it said "Produced by Alex Gordon" against the backdrop of the ocean, I immediately thought of the Gordon's Fisherman. Is that bad?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 8 years ago
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Why is everyone in this movie unnaturally greasy? Did they film in Georgia, or was there off-set butter wrestling?

In other words, did they film in Georgia?


Recent Riffs

501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 9 years ago
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The motorcycle's closed-captioned for the hearing impaired!


607 - Bloodlust - almost 8 years ago
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Equal rights for pigs!


314 - Mighty Jack - almost 8 years ago
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*gasp* Evil Good Humor Men!


1009 - Hamlet - almost 8 years ago
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They better get him out of there before he melts, thaws, and resolves himself into a dew.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 9 years ago
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"So what is additional dialogue?" "Oh, things like 'Hey, you!' and 'Get off that!' and 'Why not?'"


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What are you, tossing a salad down there? Hurry up!


521 - Santa Claus - almost 9 years ago
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"The only thing this child wants-" "Is fear itself!"


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 9 years ago
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These people did not earn triangles, but they can try again next year!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 8 years ago
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You spent your nickel, we're done!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 8 years ago
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The family of shame!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - almost 8 years ago
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Watch the boy on the left, his heart's about to explode! Wait...


607 - Bloodlust - almost 8 years ago
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Their throats tighten with apprehension.