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  1. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  2. The Killer Shrews
    266
  3. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    244
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    296
  5. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    229
  6. Eegah
    412
  7. Beginning of the End
    286
  8. San Francisco International
    279
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  10. Racket Girls
    186
  11. The Touch of Satan
    360
  12. Pod People
    592
  13. Catalina Caper
    286
  14. Village of the Giants
    205
  15. The Creeping Terror
    267
  16. The Human Duplicators
    216
  17. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  19. Swamp Diamonds
    162
  20. The Undead
    250
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    163
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  23. Riding with Death
    420
  24. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  25. Girl in Gold Boots
    297
  26. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    375
  29. Hobgoblins
    417
  30. The Deadly Bees
    233
  31. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  32. Alien from L.A.
    286
  33. It Lives by Night
    179
  34. The Deadly Mantis
    233
  35. The Projected Man
    212
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  37. Operation Double 007
    247
  38. The Rebel Set
    167
  39. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    234
  40. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  41. Invasion USA
    188
  42. Moon Zero Two
    215
  43. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  44. Werewolf
    567
  45. Ring of Terror
    201

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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 6 years ago
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Damn...whoever 'owns' this movie is a real hard-ass! No other mst3k episode seems to get pulled as often as this one. It's aggressively hunted down and removed...what's the deal?


512 - Mitchell - almost 7 years ago
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Watching this, I realize that Joe Don Baker actually had a fairly pretty face and wasn't that fat... and is utterly repellent anyway.


901 - The Projected Man - about 5 years ago
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"Go past the drawings of turkeys made from kids hands and on to Miss Jenkins class."


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 5 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 6 years ago
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Sheesh ... another one. 38:40 - bat harmlessly flapping around in its natural habitat, and the moment the sherrif sees it he opens fire.
What is it with all these movies where everything the slightest bit unusual or unexpected is greeted with a hail of bullets from the good guys if not the hero? Anyone would think every problem can be solved by shooting it.


521 - Santa Claus - over 7 years ago
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Can anyone tell what Mike says at 37:56 as the guy is going through the mail and picking out all the letters to Santa?


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 5 years ago
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The movie needed Beach music, instead of the same "background-music" from a Japanese Tea ceremony for every damn scene.


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I am giving this episode its 47th laugh. The same number of laughs as credits that buy a doppel as an anteater... maybe.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 5 years ago
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If it wasn't for the stupid phone in the short, those two idiots could of taken off for their " Honey Moon" ASAP without having to sing to inanimate objects, smoke a cartoon of ciggys, or bother gay angels with their tomfoolery. But alas, how hot would it of been? Judging by the sexy twin beds in the house, probably not so erotic.


1001 - Soultaker - almost 8 years ago
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Why wasn't Joel killed when movie sign came up?


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 9 years ago
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A bit of trivia: Donald Pleasence, whom you may know as Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was in THX1138, was Dr. Sam Loomis in the "Halloween" series,Dr. Seward in the 1979 Dracula movie, played B.D. Hoffer in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was Dr. Michaels in Fantastic Voyage,Satan in "The Greatest Story EverTold", played multiple roles in both of The Great Escape movies, as well as being a RAF piolot in WWII (and subsequently a P.O.W)


907 - Hobgoblins - over 8 years ago
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There's something perversely admirable about a film that dares to not feature a single likeable character.

Lookit what we're handed here: Old Blithering Idiot lets his partner: Bland Teen Stereotype get horribly murdered by alien monsters. He then hires Annoying Whiny Douche to replace him. On his second day on the job, Annoying Whiny Douche manages to release said monsters who, despite having an entire city of victims to choose from, concentrate all of their effort on Annoying Whiny Douche's friends. There's his girlfriend: Frigid Emasculating Shrew, and his "pals": Scrawny Repugnant Whore and her boyfriend: Greasy Macho Scumbag....last and assuredly least is the 5th wheel: Effeminate Pervert Loser.
What a cast!
There is NO ONE and NOTHING to root for in this film save for the sweet release of death.


Recent Riffs

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 5 years ago
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"Christina's World" one of the most fruity ways a guy could look around while sitting on the floor!


516 - Alien from L.A. - about 5 years ago
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Hey Madame a Curie!?! Can I get my fries over here?!?!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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(Bees buzzing and swarming, telephone ringing off the hook) Yeah this will calm her nerves....Hope they have enough Komodo dragons on the premises.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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When he slept out on the floor with someone new?


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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( Machine gun noises when the camera's pointed at Vicky)


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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Ahhhh! A bear!!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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" I'm so tired..." And hot for some reason. I just got back from the Antarctic......


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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Just skip the music and go right for the heroin!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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" The Skinnys!!"


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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"Stop the music!"
Not that's good advice.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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I don't care!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 6 years ago
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Wow! Look at the arm on her!