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Matthew Boyle

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  1. Wild Rebels
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  2. Girls Town
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  3. Girl in Gold Boots
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813 - Jack Frost - almost 6 years ago
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She gives the pig ham?!


517 - Beginning of the End - almost 6 years ago
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Hey, when they're driving away from Ludlow at 28:38 there are cars going the other direction! It's supposed to be a restricted area! Continuity, Gordon? They couldn't have found a background film without cars?


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oh thats right moses cursed me? When was dead plants a plague of egypt? pestilence was one but that was more livestock right? And they weren't curses they were divinely ordained plagues. Curse implies black magic and witchcraft. the wrath of an angry god is much more benevolent.


821 - Time Chasers - about 6 years ago
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so they contemplate what they would do with a time machine and killing hitler never comes up? That is time machine 101! The first thing you do upon obtaining a time machine is killing hitler or saving john conner. Whichever comes first in the non-linear time continuum. My guess is they're closeted nazi sympathizers. Only explanation for not wanting to kill hitler right off the bat.


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - almost 6 years ago
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Wait, Servo calls him Joel Hodgeson, not Joel Robinson!


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - almost 6 years ago
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"Baby face" says "here's to those big brown eyes" to a blonde. Can blondes even have brown eyes? Regardless it is incredibly unlikely


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 6 years ago
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Isn't the badguy in this movie Valmont in Diabolik? I guess he's a character actor. When you need to portray a sleazy Italian mafioso type, call this guy.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 6 years ago
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what's so funny to me after watching all these movies like the violent years, the beatniks, this movie and many more is that "white crime" movies were an entire genre in the 50's. Movies where middle class white people are/become "thugs". I forget the name but one of the movies they riff has a gang of all white women. That was just too much for me. It's like "look at how immoral our society has become! Blacks and Hispanics aren't the only criminals!"


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Who's the guy who says "Mystery science theater 3000 episode (insert number here) reel 1" at the beginning of some of the episodes. He always sounds like he just woke up, has a cold, really doesn't like his job or some combination of the three. He doesn't sound like any of the guys on the show but it's the same voice every time.


516 - Alien from L.A. - about 6 years ago
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It somewhat annoys me that they have host segments that are pretty obviously supposed to show how much they know about (in this case) models. If you're going to make a commentary on it fine but if the joke is "look how much we know about asinine things" then it's not funny to me.


408 - Hercules Unchained - about 6 years ago
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I love how hercules is always getting drugged by creepy looking babes and spends a lot of time just eating, sleeping and banging nymphs.


205 - Rocket Attack USA - over 6 years ago
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Cheese price supports? They're really going to go after low income people who eat cheese? Sure we'd all be starving, but at least we'd have nukes! Oh wait, that sounds a lot like the ussr now that you mention it.


Recent Riffs

308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 6 years ago
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Why does the Chinese guy keep saying "eh" at the end of his sentences. Was he dubbed by a Canadian? I thought they'd riff on it but it was never brought up.