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Matthew Boyle

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Wild Rebels
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  2. Girls Town
    307
  3. Girl in Gold Boots
    297

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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 5 years ago
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"Baby face" says "here's to those big brown eyes" to a blonde. Can blondes even have brown eyes? Regardless it is incredibly unlikely


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 5 years ago
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Isn't the badguy in this movie Valmont in Diabolik? I guess he's a character actor. When you need to portray a sleazy Italian mafioso type, call this guy.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 6 years ago
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what's so funny to me after watching all these movies like the violent years, the beatniks, this movie and many more is that "white crime" movies were an entire genre in the 50's. Movies where middle class white people are/become "thugs". I forget the name but one of the movies they riff has a gang of all white women. That was just too much for me. It's like "look at how immoral our society has become! Blacks and Hispanics aren't the only criminals!"


517 - Beginning of the End - over 5 years ago
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Hey, when they're driving away from Ludlow at 28:38 there are cars going the other direction! It's supposed to be a restricted area! Continuity, Gordon? They couldn't have found a background film without cars?


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Who's the guy who says "Mystery science theater 3000 episode (insert number here) reel 1" at the beginning of some of the episodes. He always sounds like he just woke up, has a cold, really doesn't like his job or some combination of the three. He doesn't sound like any of the guys on the show but it's the same voice every time.


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 5 years ago
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It somewhat annoys me that they have host segments that are pretty obviously supposed to show how much they know about (in this case) models. If you're going to make a commentary on it fine but if the joke is "look how much we know about asinine things" then it's not funny to me.


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 5 years ago
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I love how hercules is always getting drugged by creepy looking babes and spends a lot of time just eating, sleeping and banging nymphs.


205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 6 years ago
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Cheese price supports? They're really going to go after low income people who eat cheese? Sure we'd all be starving, but at least we'd have nukes! Oh wait, that sounds a lot like the ussr now that you mention it.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 5 years ago
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"Protect the throne and the freedom of the people of Coruba" (or however you spell it). Ok, a few things wrong with that statement. First, if there's a monarchy (as throne implies) there can't be a whole lot of freedom. Secondly, the women in this society are definitely not free and finally even without the incredible degree of sexism there is also slavery! Why do movies about the ancient past (or alternate worlds that are like the ancient past) always seem to forget that freedom and equality before the law were not values held by the vast majority of those societies, including those who lacked freedom and equality before the law?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago
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during the dune buggy scene the girl forgot to go "wheeeee!!!!!" (eegah reference)


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what is it with medieval villains and ridiculous bat winged helmets? The guy in Deathstalker had a funny helmet too.


904 - Werewolf - almost 6 years ago
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the one time the red neck doesn't have a gun, a werewolf shows up. Welcome to Obama's America ;)


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 6 years ago
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Why does the Chinese guy keep saying "eh" at the end of his sentences. Was he dubbed by a Canadian? I thought they'd riff on it but it was never brought up.