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John Curtis
In Charleston, SC

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  2. Time Chasers
    465
  3. Space Mutiny
    946
  4. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  5. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  6. Hobgoblins
    417
  7. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    305
  8. Pod People
    592
  9. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  10. Laserblast
    422
  11. The Touch of Satan
    361
  12. Warrior of the Lost World
    351
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  14. Riding with Death
    420
  15. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  16. Mitchell
    612
  17. Final Justice
    278
  18. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  19. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  20. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  22. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  23. The Skydivers
    279
  24. Soultaker
    400
  25. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  26. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    310
  27. San Francisco International
    279
  28. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  30. The Killer Shrews
    266
  31. The Leech Woman
    251
  32. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  33. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    267
  34. Girl in Gold Boots
    297

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821 - Time Chasers - over 8 years ago
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One of my favorite episodes... however, here's my problem with it. Castleton Weenie is our hero, right? And Bob Evil is our big-bad? So Middle-management Michael Medved is just kinda a crony of Bob Evil. BUT, he's not really even bad. He doesn't chase them in the Libray/Multinational Global Headquarters, doesn't shoot in the plane, refuses to shoot in the past, and gets killed by big-bad because he's "not evil enough." With me?

So, what happens? Castleton Weenie alters the past so that Bob Evil doesn't learn about the time plane... by totally screwing over Michael Medveal Middle-management. Who was only doing his job! In the "true" timeline, the world doesn't' apocalypse, Bob Evil gets to go be evil somewhere else, and Castleton Weenie gets Fashion Disaster Girl. Michael Med-dead is the only one who gets screwed.

/yes, yes, in the words of Leonard Da Vinci, "hey, what do you want? It's a BAD MOVIE."


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This is like the most depressing short ever. Seriously, I'm sitting here questioning the reason for existence. The meaningless of all life is what I took away from that thing. I hope Union Pacific is proud!


516 - Alien from L.A. - almost 9 years ago
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It bugs the nerd in me that Tom says Mike grew up in Somerset, WI when they had previously stated that he grew up in Little Chute! Or maybe this was the first mention, I forget which episode it was...


614 - San Francisco International - almost 8 years ago
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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 8 years ago
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I defy you to watch this episode and not get "Yipe Stripes" stuck in your head.
I DEFY YOU.


907 - Hobgoblins - about 8 years ago
14 laughs

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Mike's attempts to wrangle the bots during the opening credits reminds me of when I have to pack up my cats to go to the vet.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 8 years ago
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This episode literally had me in stitches this morning with the whole Mike Pipper/Yosemite Sam riffs. Every time the guys who wind up, "OOoooooooooooooo..." in the Pipper/Yosemite Sam voice I lost it.


1012 - Squirm - almost 9 years ago
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http://media.photobucket.com/video/the%20simpsons/nataliasc/MrParksWebsite-TheSimpsonsZincFilm.mp4?o=1

My stars... I had no idea that this Simpsons filmstrip was actually based on something other than how hokey old shorts were...


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I've seen this epissode probably 50 times now... and I STILL don't understand the Made-for-TV-Hippie vs. Bald Guy subplot! I know it's to give Clu something to do... but WHY? What was Bald Guy's motivation for making up the story about the hippie? How did he get the black eye - did the hippie even actually punch him? WAS DIET GUM EVEN STUFFED IN FACES??

I'm freaking out here!


Forum - over 7 years ago
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So, I'm watching Devil Fish right now, and for some reason my mind started wandering, and I noticed that this month was the 43rd anniversary of the legendary Oregon Whale Explosion -- November 12, 1970, in fact. Talk about your Devil Fish. So, happy belated Oregon Whale Explosion Anniversary, everybody!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBgThvB_IDQ


1008 - Final Justice - over 7 years ago
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Thomas Jefferson Geronimo vs Detective Mitchell in a street fight, who wins? My money is probably on Geronimo but I'm rooting for Mitchell.


Recent Riffs

601 - Girls Town - almost 8 years ago
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Mamie sabotages the sisters' Seder by planting multiple afikomen.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 8 years ago
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MmmmmmmmMANNIX! ... double Mannix.


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Meow meow safe, meow meow very safe.


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