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800 lb. gorilla - over 5 years ago
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i'm naked! i'm naked!


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Giant Gila Monster
    274
  2. 12 to the Moon
    221
  3. Girls Town
    315
  4. The Violent Years
    179
  5. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    237
  6. Jungle Goddess
    201
  7. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  8. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  9. The Leech Woman
    255
  10. The Sinister Urge
    227
  11. Eegah
    417
  12. Cave Dwellers
    465
  13. Fugitive Alien
    349
  14. Beginning of the End
    290
  15. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  16. Gorgo
    189
  17. The Black Scorpion
    134
  18. King Dinosaur
    211
  19. The Mole People
    221
  20. The Slime People
    130
  21. The Killer Shrews
    270
  22. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    377
  24. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    341
  25. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  26. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    215
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  28. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  29. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  30. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  31. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  32. Gamera
    268
  33. The Undead
    254
  34. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  35. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  36. Teenage Strangler
    336
  37. Monster A-Go Go
    365
  38. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  39. Rocketship X-M
    303
  40. Lost Continent
    266
  41. Prince of Space
    490
  42. Time of the Apes
    297
  43. It Conquered the World
    301
  44. The Unearthly
    212
  45. Being from Another Planet
    204
  46. The Corpse Vanishes
    162
  47. Hercules Unchained
    198
  48. Crash of the Moons
    180
  49. Space Travelers
    159
  50. Devil Doll
    261
  51. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    267
  52. Master Ninja I
    274
  53. Robot Monster
    160
  54. The Crawling Hand
    172
  55. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    227
  56. Rocket Attack USA
    164
  57. Mighty Jack
    181
  58. The Creeping Terror
    271
  59. Ring of Terror
    204
  60. Radar Secret Service
    235
  61. The Rebel Set
    169
  62. Bloodlust
    194
  63. The Crawling Eye
    280
  64. Code Name Diamond Head
    200
  65. Riding with Death
    424
  66. Time Chasers
    467
  67. Puma Man
    557
  68. The Deadly Bees
    237
  69. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    222
  70. Red Zone Cuba
    246
  71. The Atomic Brain
    179
  72. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  73. Bride of the Monster
    251
  74. The Mad Monster
    149
  75. Robot Holocaust
    171
  76. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  77. Colossus and the Headhunters
    196
  78. War of the Colossal Beast
    244
  79. Hobgoblins
    419
  80. Santa Claus
    315
  81. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  82. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    311
  83. Terror from the Year 5000
    261
  84. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  85. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    723
  86. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  87. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  88. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  89. Night of the Blood Beast
    338
  90. The Skydivers
    284
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    244
  92. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    316
  93. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    236
  94. The Magic Sword
    217
  95. San Francisco International
    283
  96. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    238
  98. Horror of Party Beach
    338
  99. Teenage Caveman
    159
  100. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  101. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  102. Hercules and the Captive Women
    166
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  104. Hercules
    161
  105. Project Moonbase
    125
  106. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  107. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  108. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  109. High School Big Shot
    203
  110. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    345
  111. Invasion USA
    191
  112. City Limits
    183

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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 4 years ago
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nobody gets the moyl joke


Sex with?
Forum - about 1 year ago
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If you could spend a passion filled week in a romantic location with any character from any episode, as they appeared then, who would it be?

I'm going to have to say Livia, the witch in Corman's, The Undead.


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For all of those that haven't experienced the late stages of a psychedelic night comedown, I offer Lycan Colony as a dang close likeness to the real thing. Just bizarre.


it's only been 25 years
212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 3 years ago
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oh yeah, the commercials on this archived time capsule are worth the price of admission


Hey......
Forum - about 1 year ago
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..whatcha doooin'?


NCNL Next week
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Next week's NCNL is from The Tingler! No comments/no laughs.


Most Famous Actor In An MST3K Film?
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Gene Hackman? Ann Margret? Darth Vader's voice actor? Kim Cattrall?


Forum - about 1 year ago
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Does anyone know which “artist” has appeared the most on MST3K? Bert I Gordon, Roger Corman, and Bela Lugosi all have several eps each. Just wondered if anyone has done the math on this....


315 - Teenage Caveman - about 1 year ago
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yeah, this is a tough one


Fav episode? Hidden gem?
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Hey friends! What episodes do you consider underrated? Is there any particular one you always show first to friends?


Recent Riffs

524 - 12 to the Moon - 11 months ago
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Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary.
Future not available in Africa, India, Central and South America.


601 - Girls Town - about 1 year ago
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What she sees in men, i'll never know. Well, let's go savage the new girl.


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - about 1 year ago
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Gamera
Bill Gamera


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 1 year ago
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Wanna see me in a towel?


423 - Bride of the Monster - over 1 year ago
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Trevor, the whisper thin cop.


302 - Gamera - over 1 year ago
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"He has the power to convert organic matter into inorganic."
Like McDonalds!


302 - Gamera - over 1 year ago
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"Daddy, Kenny's taken some food for his turtle again."
Hit'im! Hit'im now!


605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - almost 2 years ago
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I caught you, you bitch!


502 - Hercules - over 2 years ago
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Hey, look! There's the constellation Feces, right below Taurus the bull.


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"Only the rays of the sun can destroy the rock of Uranus."
You need more fiber.


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The President recognizes the Labor MP from Brixton.
Thank you. Move to refer old issue to zoning. Move to find out what the heck is with these beards and move to find out the true identity of this guy Skin-bag.
You mean, Zig-zag.
Precisely. Whiz-bang!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 3 years ago
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Ah, the Walmart family.