Andrew Jones

Wall Posts

Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
  2. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
  3. Quest of the Delta Knights
  4. Hobgoblins
  5. Red Zone Cuba
  6. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
  7. The Giant Spider Invasion
  8. Parts: The Clonus Horror
  9. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
  10. Riding with Death
  11. Horror of Party Beach
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
  13. Horrors of Spider Island
  14. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
  15. The Sword and the Dragon
  16. The Final Sacrifice
  17. Outlaw of Gor
  18. Secret Agent Super Dragon
  19. Eegah
  20. Werewolf

Recent Comments with recent replies

1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 9 years ago
9 laughs

6 replies Comment icon

Every time I find myself being titillated by the languid sexploitation I try to remind myself that these ladies, if they are alive, are probably hooked up to ventilators in a nursing home right now.

904 - Werewolf - over 9 years ago
11 laughs

8 replies Comment icon

I get the feeling the redhead who was actually american was supposed to be the love interest, but she quit the movie so they hired the other one and used the first one's footage to make the secretary character. OTHERWISE WHY HAVE TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME??

303 - Pod People - about 9 years ago
7 laughs

3 replies Comment icon

Isn't it just heartwarming how the It Stinks Guy's girlfriend is comforted by the Non-Threatening Best Friend? Basically, he explains that musicians, by nature, are unfaithful cads. He advises her to suck it up and accept a life of playing second fiddle to an endless stream of nubile young groupies...because he really does love her! Honest!

Essentially, it's HER fault for not taking Ricky's complete lack of respect for her, or for their relationship in stride like a good little doormat.

616 - Racket Girls - about 9 years ago
7 laughs

4 replies Comment icon

Ahh Peaches... "I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead!"

907 - Hobgoblins - about 8 years ago
4 laughs

1 reply Comment icon

As a teen when this movie was made it sickens me when I see young people wearing similar fashions. This was not a time that in any way deserved to come back.

612 - The Starfighters - over 8 years ago
3 laughs

3 replies Comment icon

This was the first MST3K I saw, it was on the tv in the dorm basement where I was waiting for my roommate to get done schlupping his date. I recall being a bit confused as to what was going on and falling asleep several times during the endless refueling scenes. Fortunately I was a little interested and later was trading bootleg music with a guy who also had MST3K tapes who hooked me up. I like it as a n episode, some sharp sharp riffs and the singing and such but there is so little to work with even the boys can't keep it from putting me to sleep in the third act.

4 laughs

7 replies Comment icon

I've got a secret crush on Voldar.

4 laughs

2 replies Comment icon

My sister got ahold of this, my favorite episode, un-MST'ed. SO MANY BOOBIES were cut from this. I did a write-up a few years ago on every boobie scene that was cut from this ridiculous movie, if you don't mind me linking to an offsite blog: (worksafe despite the topic!)

405 - Being from Another Planet - almost 9 years ago
14 laughs

8 replies Comment icon

28:42 - Servo asks "Where's Geraldo?" Oh Lord I fell over laughing. If you are old enough to remember April 19, 1986, Geraldo Rivera's 2 hour special to open Al Capone's vault... and there was nothing in it! Thank you Kevin!

311 - It Conquered the World - over 8 years ago
7 laughs

8 replies Comment icon

No one wondered for a single second if the people would be saved and back to normal if you removed the thing on their necks? They just went ahead and killed everyone.

910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 9 years ago
3 laughs

1 reply Comment icon

Interesting that his one is currently tied for the most laughs with 120, even higher than Manos. I love it myself but would not have guessed it was that popular, I think maybe the goofy but still somewhat self important charm of the movie helps. There are other episodes where the riffs are as good but the movies are just too dark to be as much fun.

5 laughs

7 replies Comment icon

I am a big MST fan, so I was really happy to find this movie - one I hadn't seen and high rated. I don't get it. When is it funny? I watched the first hour and gave up. Does it get funny later?

Recent Riffs

619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 9 years ago
11 laughs


This is just after he was drained of life by the Succubus.