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Muffin - about 5 years ago
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Well, after about six months of avoiding Facebook and most news, I'm much healthier, and easing myself back into reality (ahead of schedule; I figured it'd be post-election).
I'm not even sure it will affect my contributions here, but pls pls pls friend me on FB... pls?


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Little piqued that your "WAIT" beat out my less adeptly marketed game, "My TAINT: Thursday's Ask It 'N Theororize."


Muffin - over 5 years ago
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Muffin - over 5 years ago
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I hit Big Jake. Oh, it's true!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  2. The Hellcats
    125
  3. The Killer Shrews
    270
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  5. The Sword and the Dragon
    247
  6. Riding with Death
    427
  7. High School Big Shot
    203
  8. Squirm
    257
  9. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    224
  10. The Undead
    257
  11. The Deadly Bees
    238
  12. The Projected Man
    214
  13. The Screaming Skull
    301
  14. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  15. Time of the Apes
    297
  16. The Amazing Transparent Man
    151
  17. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  18. Quest of the Delta Knights
    286
  19. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  20. It Conquered the World
    302
  21. Daddy-O
    263
  22. The Leech Woman
    255
  23. The She-Creature
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  24. Last of the Wild Horses
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  25. Teenage Crime Wave
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  26. Santa Claus
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  27. Village of the Giants
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  28. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  29. Hamlet
    188
  30. The Human Duplicators
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  31. San Francisco International
    284
  32. The Amazing Colossal Man
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  33. The Day the Earth Froze
    302
  34. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  35. Puma Man
    558
  36. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    726
  37. Racket Girls
    192
  38. The Space Children
    193
  39. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  40. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  41. The Mad Monster
    149
  42. The Magic Sword
    217
  43. The Violent Years
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  44. Mighty Jack
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  45. Parts: The Clonus Horror
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  46. The Starfighters
    256
  47. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    358
  48. Outlaw of Gor
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  49. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    454
  50. Code Name Diamond Head
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  51. The Beatniks
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  52. Escape 2000
    286
  53. The Sidehackers
    223
  54. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  55. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  56. Project Moonbase
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  57. The Slime People
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  58. Operation Double 007
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  59. Horrors of Spider Island
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  60. The Unearthly
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  61. The Phantom Planet
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  62. Alien from L.A.
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  63. The Black Scorpion
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  64. Godzilla vs. Megalon
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  65. Beginning of the End
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  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  67. Time Chasers
    469
  68. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  69. First Spaceship on Venus
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  70. The Mole People
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  71. It Lives by Night
    182
  72. Hobgoblins
    420
  73. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  74. The Creeping Terror
    271
  75. Future War
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  76. The Indestructible Man
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  77. Being from Another Planet
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  78. Space Mutiny
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  79. The Deadly Mantis
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  80. The Wild World of Batwoman
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  81. Master Ninja I
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  82. Soultaker
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  83. Swamp Diamonds
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  84. The Rebel Set
    169
  85. The Incredible Melting Man
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  86. Fugitive Alien
    350
  87. Hercules Against the Moon Men
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  88. 12 to the Moon
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  89. Laserblast
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  90. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  91. Manhunt in Space
    177
  92. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  93. Gunslinger
    173
  94. Bloodlust
    194
  95. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    161
  96. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  97. The Skydivers
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  98. Hercules and the Captive Women
    169
  99. Teenage Strangler
    337
  100. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  101. Wild Rebels
    180
  102. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  103. Jack Frost
    366
  104. Robot Monster
    160
  105. Hercules
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  106. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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  107. The Brute Man
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  108. Bride of the Monster
    251
  109. Girl in Gold Boots
    303
  110. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  111. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  112. Catalina Caper
    294
  113. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  114. The Girl in Lovers Lane
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  115. The Crawling Eye
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  116. Mitchell
    617
  117. Ring of Terror
    204
  118. Final Justice
    283
  119. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  120. Night of the Blood Beast
    339
  121. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  122. Robot Holocaust
    173
  123. Cave Dwellers
    466
  124. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  125. Crash of the Moons
    180
  126. Gamera
    268
  127. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  128. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    304
  129. The Crawling Hand
    172
  130. The Sinister Urge
    229
  131. Prince of Space
    491
  132. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
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  133. Gorgo
    189
  134. Gamera vs. Guiron
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  135. Devil Fish
    281
  136. Lost Continent
    266
  137. Hercules Unchained
    200
  138. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  139. Track of the Moon Beast
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  140. The Giant Gila Monster
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  141. Master Ninja II
    169
  142. The Dead Talk Back
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  143. Pod People
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  144. Rocket Attack USA
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  145. Radar Secret Service
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  146. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
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  147. Werewolf
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  148. Monster A-Go Go
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  149. Red Zone Cuba
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  150. Diabolik
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  151. Invasion USA
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  152. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
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  153. Angels' Revenge
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  154. Jungle Goddess
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  155. Stranded in Space
    139
  156. Danger! Death Ray
    501
  157. King Dinosaur
    211
  158. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  159. Zombie Nightmare
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  160. Rocketship X-M
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  161. The Touch of Satan
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  162. Girls Town
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  163. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
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  164. Space Travelers
    160
  165. Colossus and the Headhunters
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  166. War of the Colossal Beast
    245
  167. Eegah
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  168. City Limits
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  169. Carnival Magic
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705 - Escape 2000 - over 5 years ago
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It looks like Toblerone only has one earring in his right ear, and you know what that means... He prolly lost the other one during a violent laughing attack.


Explain Your Avatar
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


It's Time for DripTrax
Forum - over 3 years ago
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I decided to show some support for Rifftrax, and become a Driptraxian! For $4/month (I missed the $3 special) it's pretty cool depending on how much you love behind-the-scenes Rifftrax action, which I guess I must pretty much love!


To Easy..
910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 4 years ago
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-Brain Guy
"The worst thing to come out of Canada!"
...till Justin Beiber...


Review of, "MST3k: The Return" from a newcomer.
Forum - over 3 years ago
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So I'm a newcomer when it comes to watching two robots and a Gizmonic employee riff over some shlocky movies but after finishing the entire first season on Netflix I can tell this is for me!

I'm 15 years old and MST3k was just something I had always heard talked about but never really looked into when I saw a "return" of it on Netflix I figured this was a good time to jump in. After watching the first episode, Reptilicus in one sitting I knew this was for me. I almost immediately went to watch some of the classic episodes of the show but I figured a perspective of a first-time viewer may be useful for the show to hear so after a couple weeks I have completed the entire first season of the return, here are my thoughts.

THE GOOD

So you know I obviously enjoyed the show but here's why. The riffs are good. It's as simple as that, the riffs range from impersonations, pop culture references, catchy songs, actually clever insights, and all the things you would want to be said over a bad movie. I chuckled many times throughout an episode and none of the episodes seemed to have a dip in quality. My favorite episode though was Cry Wilderness, although that's probably because that's the episode I watched with my brother and had a blast. I also really liked the miniatures, it gave the show a unique style that I'm guessing was essential for the earlier seasons, I'm glad they didn't update that.

THE BAD

Although I really enjoyed the show I did see some things that I felt were detracting from the show, keep in mind that this is my opinion and I am a new fan so... please don't prosecute me. I felt like some of the host segments fell flat, like the crew didn't have a lot of time to rehearse or not enough time to polish it up. The segments that needed the most work were the ones with the mads they never really felt like they weren't saying scripted lines. The segments with the bots and Jonah were pretty good with a few moments that felt off but that can be explained with having to do the whole segment in one take, except when the "movie bubbles" would intervene for a cut but even that happened rarely. Not to keep ragging on the host segments but I also never got the feeling that Jonah was talking directly to the mads when they communicated, there was always a pause before the mads began that felt weird. Another part of the show that I felt was lacking were the celebrity cameos, most felt like they were just thrown in as a small bit and that was it. I enjoyed Mark Hamill though. But I mean, that's Mark Hamill. On a separate note, I never got the strong impression that Jonah didn't like being imprisoned on Moon 13. I think it would have been cool if instead of bypassing the first 2 months of Jonah's imprisonment they started there and maybe he attempted an escape or something it would make him more relatable.

THE UGLY

I only made this heading so that the reference to, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" worked.

But hey that's my opinion! Anyone else who's first MST3k experience was this revival please tell me about it!


Movies For Season 12
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Here are my choices:

Disturbing Behaivor
Captain America (1990)
Jennifer (1978)
Friday The 13th VII: The New Blood
The Rage: Carrie 2
Frogs (1972)
Empire Of The Ants
Food Of The Gods
Stephen King's Silver Bullet
Stephen King's Graveyard Shift


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - about 4 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Is This Love?
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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If you showed an MST3k episode to the person you wanted to be the love of your life, which one would it be? Hypothetically, of course. (I already showed her Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.)


Question #2
Forum - about 4 years ago
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To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


Recent Riffs

809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 5 years ago
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"Do you cry over a guinea pig?" If it's Snowball!


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To be honest with you, the way things are going I just can't afford to be found with another corpse.


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Little Boy Blue Anti-Depressants for Children are like a time-out that lasts all the way to college graduation.


322 - Master Ninja I - over 5 years ago
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Demi Moore: "Just don't stop!" Joel: oh, wow...