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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  2. Puma Man
    561
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    309
  4. Riding with Death
    426
  5. Squirm
    257
  6. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
  7. The Touch of Satan
    369
  8. Diabolik
    225
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  10. San Francisco International
    286
  11. Teenage Caveman
    161
  12. It Conquered the World
    302

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311 - It Conquered the World - about 2 months ago
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I like this movie a lot, but I can't help but notice that all the women in it die.
I can understand giving Van Cleef's wife the noble sacrifice, and from the standpoint of the 50's film codes and such, I can see that everyone who turned evil has to die, and that includes Graves's wife. But the innocent scientist lady seems like either someone had a bad breakup, or the studio notes came back saying "She has to die. We can't have girls thinking that they can be anything other than homemakers, nurses, secretaries, stewardesses, and centerfolds."


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - almost 2 years ago
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Just what does Carol see in Mike? He consistently insulted her father after he had gone missing and, when she wanted to go to the cave to look for the bracelet, he whines and says that he'd rather watch the new movie that just came to the theater. Dude is a selfish weenie.


"Excuse me, were we supposed to do some readings for this movie?"
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Fun story, I ran across the short story that this movie was based on unexpectedly in an antique store that had old science fiction collections. I read the first page, and it answered the question as to why in the beginning when they are doppeling Fingel, they are just letting kids into the area and letting his brain be exposed without any sterilization practices. Apparently, in this future, they eliminate all germs and bacteria, so it is a completely sterilized world. Still kind of stupid let kids just go around touching/messing things up, but at least it gave some context as to why they are unconcerned about having his brain exposed without any protection.


521 - Santa Claus - about 1 year ago
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I've been watching this & the Rifftrax version for years and I still have no clue why Santa calls out for Merlin by shouting "E-man!" when he's stuck in the tree.


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As bad as this movie is, I do like Santa's line about giving gifts to children "so that someday they'll learn to give too."


Legitimately curious...
303 - Pod People - almost 3 years ago
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WHY did they title the movie "Pod People"? Is it because the alien eggs are sort of like pods? Is it because the acting is just that wooden and unnatural? Or is it because they wanted to piggyback off a legitimately good movie remake that had come out a few years prior? (That's my guess.)


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 1 year ago
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So, how long were the monsters rampaging and massacring people before these two knob heads decided to see if the tissue samples were radioactive?


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"Well folks you might as well go back to bed. There'll be no more excitement."
The movie's riffing itself!


Favourite Host segment?
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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What's all of your favorite host segment in MST3K? mine is the were-crow segments from Werewolf for Mike, for Joel, it's the scene recreation from I Accuse My Parents, and for Jonah, it's the appearance of Mr Weavly or the one when the bots do some weird dance.


MST3k Christmas Present
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Last year, I put together a compilation of forumite's favorite host segments. This year, I want to know your favorite MST3k song. Doesn't matter if it's a song by the MST crew or a song from one of the movies. Pick one favorite song, and it will appear in a compilation video. ^_^

If two or more people pick the same song, we'll have to either:

a) Stage a fight to the death.
b) Somebody will have to pick a different song.
c) Attribute one song to more than one forumite.
d) Pillow fight! :D

Also, I don't have any of season 11 or 12, so if your favorite song is in one of those seasons, I'll have to ask for a video of it. ^_^;

So, what's your favorite MST song? :D


Forum - about 3 years ago
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What would be your favorite episode through Season 10 currently under 160 laughs. I know I'm in minority but mine would be Lassie. I really liked it much more than I thought I would.


Recent Riffs

619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 5 years ago
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The pie doesn't make you wanna kill yourself, you want some?


806 - The Undead - almost 5 years ago
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"The devil might feel slighted if you brought him less than the best." He's not that picky!


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"Doc, what happened in there?" I made a pass at Crenshaw, okay?