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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  2. Werewolf
    576
  3. Soultaker
    407
  4. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    360
  5. The Touch of Satan
    369
  6. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    349
  7. Beginning of the End
    290
  8. It Conquered the World
    302
  9. Devil Fish
    282
  10. Devil Doll
    263
  11. Horrors of Spider Island
    245
  12. The Amazing Transparent Man
    153
  13. The She-Creature
    185
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  15. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  16. The Screaming Skull
    302
  17. Pod People
    595
  18. The Crawling Eye
    283
  19. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  20. War of the Colossal Beast
    247
  21. The Killer Shrews
    270
  22. Bride of the Monster
    253
  23. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  24. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  25. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    365
  26. Invasion USA
    190
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  28. The Creeping Terror
    271
  29. Bloodlust
    195
  30. Night of the Blood Beast
    343
  31. The Brute Man
    239
  32. The Leech Woman
    255
  33. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  34. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  35. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  36. The Deadly Bees
    238
  37. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
  38. Final Justice
    283
  39. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  40. The Mad Monster
    150
  41. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  42. The Atomic Brain
    178
  43. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234

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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 3 years ago
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Why would parents be calling the newspaper editor for news of their daughters? Wouldn't they just call their daughters instead? Are all these parents having daughters getting married? If so, why wouldn't they already know where their daughters are? That whole speech makes no sense. If I was worried about someone in my family, I wouldn't call the newspaper to find them.


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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"He may be dead, but he'll continue living." As a general rule I'm not sure I agree.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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Is this their titillation trump card we're seeing here? Dancers chasing a half-man half-spider?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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And another protagonist disappears over the horizon


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 4 years ago
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Thank god the milkmen showed up.


818 - Devil Doll - almost 5 years ago
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Hugo: the other white meat


818 - Devil Doll - almost 5 years ago
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And snuff cabaret is born.


818 - Devil Doll - almost 5 years ago
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Oh crap, now I'm going to have to juggle.


303 - Pod People - almost 5 years ago
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This potato's got big ears.


303 - Pod People - almost 5 years ago
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Mittens, are you eating gerbils?


808 - The She-Creature - almost 5 years ago
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"She's in the ocean preparing to come out."
So she's a scuba-diving lesbian.


904 - Werewolf - over 5 years ago
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So they put suspected werewolves in the neonatal unit.


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They took our advice and started winning!