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409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 7 years ago
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So is the indestructible man a fugitive or is he technically a free man? After all he was executed and so technically he "served his sentence" and can't be arrested again because of double jeopardy, at least not until he killed people since he was convicted of theft the first time. It's funny there's an actual Supreme Court case where someone was "executed" but it was botched and he didn't die and he sued to keep himself from getting executed again by saying it was double jeopardy. The court didn't agree for some reason


Height Difference
624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 3 years ago
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Santo Seems short compared to the professor.


Fabulous Pickup Line
904 - Werewolf - about 3 years ago
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“I couldn’t help noticing that you weren’t having sex with me.”


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There have long been rumors of a "European" cut of this film with Adele Lamont doing actual nude modeling. It's now on Amazon Prime.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 9 years ago
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Well he's impotent... and he's impotent... good...


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 9 years ago
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1:01:13 ????


421 - Monster A-Go Go - over 9 years ago
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"Radiation repellant"? God almighty.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 3 years ago
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Maybe this makes me a pretentious twerp, but I quite like the interpretative dance but in the short, I think it's beautiful and artful: it makes me consider looking so me acts up somewhere.


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 6 years ago
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"For a few dollars, you hire a woman who will fit all your fetishes. She'll match your requirements perfectly. And if you ever get tired of her, you can run down to the employment agency for another!" *runs away in tears*
That's a great idea! Honey, you're brilliant!!


311 - It Conquered the World - over 8 years ago
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They keep doing these bits about James Arness and Peter Graves and I don't get it. Jim Phelps does not look like Matt Dillon!


311 - It Conquered the World - almost 9 years ago
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So, it comes from a planet with a surface temperature of 900F, and Lee VonCleef kills it with... FIRE? It's 2 years before 'The Blob'. They wouldn't even have been stealing the idea to freeze it!


311 - It Conquered the World - about 4 years ago
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Nice speech and all, but you can't be both an utterly self-centered individualist _and_ a mind-controlled slave of an alien despot. It doesn't work that way.


Recent Riffs

409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 2 years ago
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If you were indestructible, you’d be home now.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 2 years ago
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She can’t have a cardboard body. I’ve ruled that out.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 2 years ago
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what You smell is unfortunate.


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 2 years ago
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‘A moment ago you were roasting my butt.”


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - about 2 years ago
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‘A moment ago you were roasting my butt.”


405 - Being from Another Planet - about 2 years ago
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Sam Chew.
Gesundheit.
Thank you.


624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 3 years ago
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More supernatural tomfoolery,


302 - Gamera - over 3 years ago
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Hey Kenny—get bent.


302 - Gamera - over 3 years ago
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Tally ho, you little vixen.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 3 years ago
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No,no,no. The Mohawk goes the other way. You look like a turkey.


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 3 years ago
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I’m the best looking man in the Middle Ages. My,my,my!


301 - Cave Dwellers - over 3 years ago
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Ator.
Gesungheit!