Bg
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller

Wall Posts

Favorite Episodes

  1. The Indestructible Man
    164
  2. Night of the Blood Beast
    339
  3. The Brute Man
    234
  4. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  5. The Mole People
    222
  6. The Projected Man
    214
  7. Space Mutiny
    957
  8. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    259
  9. Devil Doll
    262
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    219
  11. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    293
  12. Riding with Death
    427
  13. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  14. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  15. Girls Town
    316
  16. Invasion USA
    191
  17. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  20. Bloodlust
    194
  21. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  22. The Skydivers
    285
  23. Manhunt in Space
    177
  24. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    241
  25. The Starfighters
    256
  26. San Francisco International
    284
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  28. High School Big Shot
    203
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    726
  30. Cave Dwellers
    466
  31. The She-Creature
    184
  32. Pod People
    595
  33. The Human Duplicators
    223
  34. Being from Another Planet
    204
  35. The Magic Sword
    217
  36. Crash of the Moons
    180
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  38. The Killer Shrews
    270
  39. Time of the Apes
    297
  40. The Touch of Satan
    368
  41. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  42. Hercules and the Captive Women
    169
  43. The Giant Gila Monster
    275
  44. City Limits
    183
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  46. Catalina Caper
    294
  47. The Space Children
    193
  48. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  49. The Deadly Bees
    238
  50. Rocketship X-M
    303
  51. Master Ninja I
    275
  52. Werewolf
    572
  53. Mighty Jack
    182
  54. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  55. The Unearthly
    213
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    366
  57. Teenage Caveman
    160
  58. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    240
  60. The Creeping Terror
    271
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    245
  62. Swamp Diamonds
    165
  63. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  64. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  65. King Dinosaur
    211
  66. The Beatniks
    200
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    216
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  69. Master Ninja II
    169
  70. Quest of the Delta Knights
    286
  71. Devil Fish
    281
  72. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    222
  73. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    358
  74. Track of the Moon Beast
    305
  75. Final Justice
    283
  76. Hamlet
    188
  77. It Lives by Night
    182
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    243
  79. Squirm
    257
  80. Diabolik
    221
  81. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  82. Teenage Strangler
    337
  83. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  84. The Atomic Brain
    179
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    338
  86. Radar Secret Service
    235
  87. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  88. The Hellcats
    125
  89. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    342
  90. Jungle Goddess
    201
  91. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  92. Prince of Space
    491
  93. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  94. Fugitive Alien
    350
  95. It Conquered the World
    302
  96. Operation Double 007
    255
  97. Lost Continent
    266
  98. Eegah
    417
  99. Daddy-O
    263
  100. Rocket Attack USA
    165
  101. Gamera vs. Barugon
    185
  102. Reptilicus
    44
  103. Space Travelers
    160
  104. Wild Rebels
    180
  105. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    317
  106. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    180
  107. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  108. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  109. Hercules Unchained
    200
  110. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  111. Jack Frost
    366
  112. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    304
  113. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  114. The Day the Earth Froze
    302
  115. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    233
  116. Ring of Terror
    204
  117. Hercules
    163
  118. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    454
  119. The Phantom Planet
    234
  120. Puma Man
    558
  121. Hobgoblins
    420
  122. The Final Sacrifice
    793
  123. Gunslinger
    173
  124. Tormented
    233
  125. The Screaming Skull
    301
  126. At the Earth's Core
    21
  127. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    12
  128. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    19
  129. Santa Claus
    316
  130. Village of the Giants
    209
  131. 12 to the Moon
    221
  132. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    347
  133. Girl in Gold Boots
    303
  134. Soultaker
    407
  135. Gamera
    268
  136. The Rebel Set
    169
  137. The Amazing Transparent Man
    151
  138. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  139. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  140. Escape 2000
    286
  141. Laserblast
    427
  142. The Leech Woman
    255
  143. The Deadly Mantis
    238
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    224
  145. The Undead
    257
  146. Terror from the Year 5000
    265
  147. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  148. First Spaceship on Venus
    168
  149. Mitchell
    617
  150. Bride of the Monster
    251
  151. The Sidehackers
    223
  152. Cry Wilderness
    45
  153. Avalanche
    47
  154. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    25
  155. Starcrash
    49
  156. The Land that Time Forgot
    23
  157. The Loves of Hercules
    17
  158. Yongary
    26
  159. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    28
  160. Carnival Magic
    19
  161. Beginning of the End
    290
  162. Gorgo
    189

Recent Comments with recent replies

424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 7 years ago
3 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

It honestly surprised me how they lumped The Far Side in with total dreck like The Lockhorns. The Far Side consistently managed to balance funny and interesting, and at its worst, it was at least somewhat entertaining and creative. All of the other comics that were lampooned in this invention exchange are uniformly terrible, though.


702 - The Brute Man - about 3 years ago
2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

maybe that guy should learn his wife's name?
also, I'm kind of amazed that Mike and the bots didn't make fun of the way that woman said "I?"


1102 - Cry Wilderness - over 3 years ago
2 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

that tiger came out of nowhere, shouldn't they have mentioned it before?
also, why is there a boys' school housed in an old mansion?
plus I really want to smack this kid, especially when he calls that woman a murderer.
I have to laugh at how everybody keeps saying "Coca Cola" instead of "Coke" or soda


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 4 years ago
7 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

Bees can't move when they're wet, she should have just turned the water on!


601 - Girls Town - almost 8 years ago
7 laughs

11 replies Comment icon
Report

Hang on...This is just a genuinely good movie? I mean yeah the 50's equivalent Buffy-speak s absurd but the characters are all well developed and decently portrayed and the plot is compelling. It's way better than, say, Now You See Me (which really needs to be torn apart - I guess more likely to be by RiffTrax)


It is a puzzlement....
702 - The Brute Man - about 6 years ago
8 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

When the blind woman goes into the bedroom because she thinks someone is there... why would she turn on the light?


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 7 years ago
1 laugh

2 replies Comment icon
Report

I just noticed that, at the beginning of the Catching Trouble short, the narrator said that it was a "faithful depiction" of an order he received. Meaning that, everything we're seeing in this is fake. I don't know if everyone else realized that already, but it was the first time I noticed that line.


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
1 laugh

3 replies Comment icon
Report

what the hell are Jo Jo potatoes?


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 6 years ago
4 laughs

6 replies Comment icon
Report

For a man old age brings rewards of honor and respect but a woman has nothing but pity... What a load of crap! Old age sucks for everyone.


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 6 years ago
4 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

WTF is with her furs? I am not against wearing fur in general but leaving the heads and hands attached and dangling is just plain morbid and creepy.


1103 - The Time Travelers - over 3 years ago
1 laugh

1 reply Comment icon
Report

that doesn't sound a bit like Hugh Laurie
also, I really hate Danny, he openly says the only important thing about a woman is her looks. I wish a killer android had gotten him


907 - Hobgoblins - almost 8 years ago
6 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

always be wary of movies that are written, directed, and produced by the same person


Recent Riffs

None yet...