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  1. The Indestructible Man
    169
  2. Night of the Blood Beast
    346
  3. The Brute Man
    240
  4. Revenge of the Creature
    246
  5. The Mole People
    225
  6. The Projected Man
    216
  7. Space Mutiny
    966
  8. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    260
  9. Devil Doll
    265
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    220
  11. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    294
  12. Riding with Death
    429
  13. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    236
  14. Teenage Crime Wave
    200
  15. Girls Town
    320
  16. Invasion USA
    191
  17. The Dead Talk Back
    295
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    332
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    199
  20. Bloodlust
    198
  21. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  22. The Skydivers
    288
  23. Manhunt in Space
    178
  24. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    244
  25. The Starfighters
    257
  26. San Francisco International
    290
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    160
  28. High School Big Shot
    203
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    730
  30. Cave Dwellers
    470
  31. The She-Creature
    186
  32. Pod People
    599
  33. The Human Duplicators
    225
  34. Being from Another Planet
    206
  35. The Magic Sword
    219
  36. Crash of the Moons
    181
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    357
  38. The Killer Shrews
    270
  39. Time of the Apes
    298
  40. The Touch of Satan
    371
  41. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    247
  42. Hercules and the Captive Women
    172
  43. The Giant Gila Monster
    278
  44. City Limits
    184
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    162
  46. Catalina Caper
    297
  47. The Space Children
    196
  48. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    229
  49. The Deadly Bees
    242
  50. Rocketship X-M
    304
  51. Master Ninja I
    278
  52. Werewolf
    578
  53. Mighty Jack
    183
  54. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    240
  55. The Unearthly
    213
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    369
  57. Teenage Caveman
    162
  58. Earth vs. the Spider
    220
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  60. The Creeping Terror
    273
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    248
  62. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  63. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    270
  64. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  65. King Dinosaur
    213
  66. The Beatniks
    203
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    189
  69. Master Ninja II
    172
  70. Quest of the Delta Knights
    290
  71. Devil Fish
    285
  72. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    226
  73. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    364
  74. Track of the Moon Beast
    311
  75. Final Justice
    283
  76. Hamlet
    191
  77. It Lives by Night
    186
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    248
  79. Squirm
    257
  80. Diabolik
    225
  81. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    367
  82. Teenage Strangler
    341
  83. The Wild World of Batwoman
    246
  84. The Atomic Brain
    180
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    342
  86. Radar Secret Service
    238
  87. Gamera vs. Guiron
    275
  88. The Hellcats
    128
  89. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    345
  90. Jungle Goddess
    202
  91. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  92. Prince of Space
    499
  93. Horror of Party Beach
    344
  94. Fugitive Alien
    352
  95. It Conquered the World
    305
  96. Operation Double 007
    257
  97. Lost Continent
    271
  98. Eegah
    418
  99. Daddy-O
    265
  100. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  101. Gamera vs. Barugon
    187
  102. Reptilicus
    45
  103. Space Travelers
    160
  104. Wild Rebels
    183
  105. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    321
  106. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    182
  107. The Corpse Vanishes
    165
  108. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    234
  109. Hercules Unchained
    206
  110. I Accuse My Parents
    442
  111. Jack Frost
    372
  112. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  113. The Giant Spider Invasion
    382
  114. The Day the Earth Froze
    307
  115. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    235
  116. Ring of Terror
    208
  117. Hercules
    166
  118. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    459
  119. The Phantom Planet
    238
  120. Puma Man
    564
  121. Hobgoblins
    425
  122. The Final Sacrifice
    794
  123. Gunslinger
    174
  124. Tormented
    237
  125. The Screaming Skull
    304
  126. At the Earth's Core
    22
  127. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    15
  128. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    21
  129. Santa Claus
    320
  130. Village of the Giants
    208
  131. 12 to the Moon
    223
  132. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    351
  133. Girl in Gold Boots
    307
  134. Soultaker
    410
  135. Gamera
    272
  136. The Rebel Set
    171
  137. The Amazing Transparent Man
    154
  138. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    296
  139. The Incredible Melting Man
    303
  140. Escape 2000
    287
  141. Laserblast
    431
  142. The Leech Woman
    256
  143. The Deadly Mantis
    241
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    225
  145. The Undead
    258
  146. Terror from the Year 5000
    267
  147. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    315
  148. First Spaceship on Venus
    170
  149. Mitchell
    621
  150. Bride of the Monster
    255
  151. The Sidehackers
    224
  152. Cry Wilderness
    47
  153. Avalanche
    49
  154. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    27
  155. Starcrash
    51
  156. The Land that Time Forgot
    24
  157. The Loves of Hercules
    19
  158. Yongary
    29
  159. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    30
  160. Carnival Magic
    20
  161. Beginning of the End
    292
  162. Gorgo
    189

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311 - It Conquered the World - about 4 years ago
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a thoroughbred isn't a dog, it's a horse, dumbass!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
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they say eh at the end of their sentences a lot in this, they must be from the Canadian part of Japan.


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - almost 4 years ago
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guys, not all Asians know kung fu!


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 7 years ago
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It honestly surprised me how they lumped The Far Side in with total dreck like The Lockhorns. The Far Side consistently managed to balance funny and interesting, and at its worst, it was at least somewhat entertaining and creative. All of the other comics that were lampooned in this invention exchange are uniformly terrible, though.


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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maybe that guy should learn his wife's name?
also, I'm kind of amazed that Mike and the bots didn't make fun of the way that woman said "I?"


1102 - Cry Wilderness - almost 4 years ago
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that tiger came out of nowhere, shouldn't they have mentioned it before?
also, why is there a boys' school housed in an old mansion?
plus I really want to smack this kid, especially when he calls that woman a murderer.
I have to laugh at how everybody keeps saying "Coca Cola" instead of "Coke" or soda


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 4 years ago
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Bees can't move when they're wet, she should have just turned the water on!


601 - Girls Town - about 8 years ago
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Hang on...This is just a genuinely good movie? I mean yeah the 50's equivalent Buffy-speak s absurd but the characters are all well developed and decently portrayed and the plot is compelling. It's way better than, say, Now You See Me (which really needs to be torn apart - I guess more likely to be by RiffTrax)


It is a puzzlement....
702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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When the blind woman goes into the bedroom because she thinks someone is there... why would she turn on the light?


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 7 years ago
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I just noticed that, at the beginning of the Catching Trouble short, the narrator said that it was a "faithful depiction" of an order he received. Meaning that, everything we're seeing in this is fake. I don't know if everyone else realized that already, but it was the first time I noticed that line.


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
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what the hell are Jo Jo potatoes?


802 - The Leech Woman - over 6 years ago
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For a man old age brings rewards of honor and respect but a woman has nothing but pity... What a load of crap! Old age sucks for everyone.


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