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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Indestructible Man
    163
  2. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  3. The Brute Man
    232
  4. Revenge of the Creature
    243
  5. The Mole People
    218
  6. The Projected Man
    212
  7. Space Mutiny
    950
  8. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    255
  9. Devil Doll
    259
  10. The Amazing Colossal Man
    218
  11. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    289
  12. Riding with Death
    424
  13. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    228
  14. Teenage Crime Wave
    195
  15. Girls Town
    313
  16. Invasion USA
    190
  17. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    325
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    195
  20. Bloodlust
    193
  21. Code Name Diamond Head
    197
  22. The Skydivers
    281
  23. Manhunt in Space
    177
  24. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    239
  25. The Starfighters
    253
  26. San Francisco International
    282
  27. Kitten with a Whip
    156
  28. High School Big Shot
    203
  29. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    720
  30. Cave Dwellers
    465
  31. The She-Creature
    183
  32. Pod People
    594
  33. The Human Duplicators
    219
  34. Being from Another Planet
    203
  35. The Magic Sword
    214
  36. Crash of the Moons
    179
  37. Warrior of the Lost World
    353
  38. The Killer Shrews
    269
  39. Time of the Apes
    295
  40. The Touch of Satan
    363
  41. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    245
  42. Hercules and the Captive Women
    165
  43. The Giant Gila Monster
    273
  44. City Limits
    182
  45. Gamera vs. Gaos
    159
  46. Catalina Caper
    287
  47. The Space Children
    192
  48. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    227
  49. The Deadly Bees
    235
  50. Rocketship X-M
    302
  51. Master Ninja I
    273
  52. Werewolf
    570
  53. Mighty Jack
    180
  54. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    237
  55. The Unearthly
    211
  56. Monster A-Go Go
    363
  57. Teenage Caveman
    159
  58. Earth vs. the Spider
    217
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    238
  60. The Creeping Terror
    268
  61. War of the Colossal Beast
    243
  62. Swamp Diamonds
    164
  63. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    265
  64. Teenagers from Outer Space
    303
  65. King Dinosaur
    210
  66. The Beatniks
    197
  67. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    214
  68. Gamera vs. Zigra
    186
  69. Master Ninja II
    168
  70. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  71. Devil Fish
    276
  72. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    220
  73. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    355
  74. Track of the Moon Beast
    304
  75. Final Justice
    279
  76. Hamlet
    186
  77. It Lives by Night
    181
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  79. Squirm
    254
  80. Diabolik
    219
  81. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    362
  82. Teenage Strangler
    335
  83. The Wild World of Batwoman
    243
  84. The Atomic Brain
    178
  85. Outlaw of Gor
    336
  86. Radar Secret Service
    235
  87. Gamera vs. Guiron
    271
  88. The Hellcats
    123
  89. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    339
  90. Jungle Goddess
    200
  91. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  92. Prince of Space
    489
  93. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  94. Fugitive Alien
    347
  95. It Conquered the World
    301
  96. Operation Double 007
    252
  97. Lost Continent
    264
  98. Eegah
    416
  99. Daddy-O
    262
  100. Rocket Attack USA
    163
  101. Gamera vs. Barugon
    182
  102. Reptilicus
    44
  103. Space Travelers
    159
  104. Wild Rebels
    178
  105. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    314
  106. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  107. The Corpse Vanishes
    161
  108. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    230
  109. Hercules Unchained
    197
  110. I Accuse My Parents
    437
  111. Jack Frost
    360
  112. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    301
  113. The Giant Spider Invasion
    376
  114. The Day the Earth Froze
    299
  115. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    227
  116. Ring of Terror
    202
  117. Hercules
    161
  118. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    452
  119. The Phantom Planet
    232
  120. Puma Man
    554
  121. Hobgoblins
    418
  122. The Final Sacrifice
    790
  123. Gunslinger
    172
  124. Tormented
    232
  125. The Screaming Skull
    298
  126. At the Earth's Core
    21
  127. The Christmas that Almost Wasn't
    12
  128. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
    19
  129. Santa Claus
    313
  130. Village of the Giants
    208
  131. 12 to the Moon
    220
  132. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    344
  133. Girl in Gold Boots
    300
  134. Soultaker
    403
  135. Gamera
    264
  136. The Rebel Set
    168
  137. The Amazing Transparent Man
    149
  138. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  139. The Incredible Melting Man
    295
  140. Escape 2000
    283
  141. Laserblast
    424
  142. The Leech Woman
    253
  143. The Deadly Mantis
    235
  144. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    221
  145. The Undead
    251
  146. Terror from the Year 5000
    260
  147. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    305
  148. First Spaceship on Venus
    165
  149. Mitchell
    616
  150. Bride of the Monster
    248
  151. The Sidehackers
    222
  152. Cry Wilderness
    43
  153. Avalanche
    46
  154. The Beast of Hollow Mountain
    25
  155. Starcrash
    48
  156. The Land that Time Forgot
    22
  157. The Loves of Hercules
    17
  158. Yongary
    26
  159. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    29
  160. Carnival Magic
    18
  161. Beginning of the End
    290
  162. Gorgo
    188

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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 4 years ago
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Bees can't move when they're wet, she should have just turned the water on!


601 - Girls Town - over 7 years ago
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Hang on...This is just a genuinely good movie? I mean yeah the 50's equivalent Buffy-speak s absurd but the characters are all well developed and decently portrayed and the plot is compelling. It's way better than, say, Now You See Me (which really needs to be torn apart - I guess more likely to be by RiffTrax)


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702 - The Brute Man - almost 6 years ago
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When the blind woman goes into the bedroom because she thinks someone is there... why would she turn on the light?


315 - Teenage Caveman - about 7 years ago
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I just noticed that, at the beginning of the Catching Trouble short, the narrator said that it was a "faithful depiction" of an order he received. Meaning that, everything we're seeing in this is fake. I don't know if everyone else realized that already, but it was the first time I noticed that line.


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
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what the hell are Jo Jo potatoes?


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 6 years ago
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For a man old age brings rewards of honor and respect but a woman has nothing but pity... What a load of crap! Old age sucks for everyone.


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 6 years ago
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WTF is with her furs? I am not against wearing fur in general but leaving the heads and hands attached and dangling is just plain morbid and creepy.


1103 - The Time Travelers - over 3 years ago
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that doesn't sound a bit like Hugh Laurie
also, I really hate Danny, he openly says the only important thing about a woman is her looks. I wish a killer android had gotten him


907 - Hobgoblins - over 7 years ago
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always be wary of movies that are written, directed, and produced by the same person


411 - The Magic Sword - over 7 years ago
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I wonder if Joel thought of the thing about Gypsy's hat being able to double as a unicorn horn thing on the spot. It kind of seems like he thought of it in the moment while looking at Gypsy.


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I thought the story was pretty good. Should be remade, in my opinion


816 - Prince of Space - over 3 years ago
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why'd he push him in the forehead for bringing him back his newspaper?


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