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Trying to get back in practice here.
Jeez, the old tybing finfers habe shur godden laizy thez pasd munths!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 1 year ago
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Hey Amigo, thanks for being there! I'm back, most likely a slow re-introduction..but hopefully, before long, I'll be back up and running like a fine-tuned Jaguar.
Happy Holidays! ~JAGS~


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Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season. Take care, be well, and get in plenty of good seasonal times! Here's to ya!


TheLightningBug - almost 2 years ago
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My heart just ain't in it.


TheLightningBug - about 2 years ago
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Here comes the [fucking] rain, again - falling through my roof like a memory... a very CLEAR memory... a RECENT memory... [sigh}


TheLightningBug - over 2 years ago
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Dear Rain - Please fuck off to the Valley or San Diego, or someplace where they actually NEED you, at least until we can get the roof, here, fixed. Half my bedroom is covered in paint chips and plaster chunks from my goddamn ceiling... [shakes fist at sky; dries fist, resumes shaking; repeat]


TheLightningBug - over 2 years ago
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Improv tip for beginners: Not everyone who says "I got your back," gots your back. Unless a knife is involved. Bah.


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 2 years ago
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He's lived through a lot worse for a lot less money.
He does Improv
KILLER FISH


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Into the Craigy Ferg show (from years back) as am I? Here's an Xmuss treat for you, then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUStXO__Sq4

(The uploader has a fine array of vids, so, in this gift, I also recommend you check out his library-o-fun!) Happy Holidays & Good Beers! Cheers!


TheLightningBug - over 3 years ago
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Tomorrow, what's left of THE WORLD!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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Well I seem to have acquired your 'Bad Head Cold' although today I'm feeling a little better...It's 75 one day 35 the next...typical Texas but it sure leads to the proclivity towards getting 'colds.


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - over 3 years ago
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Time to 'catch a little lightning in a bottle'.


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Hey, man -- nice threads!
The maniacal laughter is a nice touch, too!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Time of the Apes
    294
  2. Cave Dwellers
    463
  3. The Corpse Vanishes
    159
  4. The Crawling Hand
    171
  5. Robot Holocaust
    169
  6. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    337
  7. Gamera vs. Guiron
    270
  8. Moon Zero Two
    215
  9. The Crawling Eye
    278
  10. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    212
  11. The Mad Monster
    149
  12. Robot Monster
    160
  13. Untamed Youth
    143
  14. The Black Scorpion
    133
  15. Project Moonbase
    123
  16. Night of the Blood Beast
    336
  17. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  18. Hercules
    160
  19. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  20. Gamera vs. Gaos
    158
  21. The Amazing Transparent Man
    149
  22. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    172
  23. Bloodlust
    193
  24. San Francisco International
    279
  25. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  26. Stranded in Space
    135
  27. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  28. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  29. Prince of Space
    488
  30. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  31. The Giant Gila Monster
    271
  32. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  33. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  34. Pod People
    590
  35. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  36. Devil Doll
    259
  37. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  38. Hercules Unchained
    196
  39. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  40. Danger! Death Ray
    494
  41. Santa Claus
    312
  42. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    219
  43. First Spaceship on Venus
    165
  44. The Incredible Melting Man
    294
  45. 12 to the Moon
    219
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  47. High School Big Shot
    200
  48. Escape 2000
    278
  49. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  50. The Leech Woman
    251

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Sex with?
Forum - 11 months ago
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If you could spend a passion filled week in a romantic location with any character from any episode, as they appeared then, who would it be?

I'm going to have to say Livia, the witch in Corman's, The Undead.


Non-sequiturs
Forum - about 1 year ago
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Anyone have favorite riffs that make no sense? For instance, in Daddy-O: "Do you like the names of lots of fish?"


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What's your least favorite episode in Season 6?


NCNL Advent Calendar
Forum - 5 months ago
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Everything will be Christmas themed this month, so guess what's going to be under the UncleDes and AuntieDagmar tree come this Yuletide?


NCNL Advent Calendar
Forum - 5 months ago
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Now time to think about Christmas dinner. We are having salmon, but many will have ham or a nice bit of beef. Cooking the gravy is still somewhat of an art, but the Des household was moderately successful last year as this photo clearly shows.


OT: Monolith III: Copycat Redux?
Forum - 5 months ago
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This time, California.
Third time's the calm? Or are humans buying the farm?
Could this be some sort of magically-delicious PR thing from Lucky Charms?

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/03/942056802/the-monolith-mystery-deepens-as-a-3rd-oddity-pops-up-in-california

Or is it a revival stunt for Firesign Theatre's "Everything You Know Is Wrong!" new tour? As they would themselves say: Who knows? Who cares?

Well, let me tell you:
Conspiracy theorists and TV viewers agree - Better Call Saul!
Aliens gots lotsa lawyers!
; )


Recent Riffs

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Joel, I can't help but feel that film was flawed in certain ways...


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 1 year ago
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Would you stop handing me stuff like THAT?!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 1 year ago
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What's the hole in it for...?


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The music's gonna break into "Chest Fever", any minute...


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Wow, entertainers and dancing girls? Is there a buffet, too?


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Elizabeth Taylor's Poison...


521 - Santa Claus - over 1 year ago
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Oh, I suppose Hell got an N.E.A. grant...


1205 - Killer Fish - over 1 year ago
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"He's lived through a lot worse for a lot less money..."
-- He does improv


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Maybe she's an Ellen Jamesian...


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 1 year ago
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Bet he says that to all the queens...


401 - Space Travelers - over 1 year ago
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"How are the mice?"
-- Oh, they're dead. How's the rabbit...?


113 - The Black Scorpion - over 1 year ago
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I'm just plain terrified...