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big_Greg
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big_Greg - over 4 years ago
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Thanks for all the amusing commentary; I love the site!
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610 - The Violent Years - almost 6 years ago
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This movie was pretty ballsy what with the implied rape and child/cop killing. I actually thought it had an alright moral message (pay attention to your damn kids) until they snuck in the uncomfortable Christian themes at the end.


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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 7 years ago
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'Shine your Love' is the worst song in any MST3K movie.


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Will somebody please supply a new link for a working copy of this episode? Both of these are toast.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 7 years ago
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Sleazy sidekick guy, Watney or whatever his name is, is the least likable character I've ever come across in MST3k, I almost didn't get through this one the first time solely because of his inane chatter.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 9 years ago
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It's like they made a porno but forgot the sex.


1008 - Final Justice - almost 8 years ago
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I never realized how funny fat jokes are until this.


607 - Bloodlust - over 8 years ago
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No Brady Bunch jokes


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - almost 6 years ago
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Wait, Servo calls him Joel Hodgeson, not Joel Robinson!


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 5 years ago
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Hilarious call back at 36:30. Mike Nelson is trumpeting the theme song from the early 70's game show "The Dating Game". For us MSTies old enough to remember it, it's GOLD I tell ya Jerry... GOLD!


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 4 years ago
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Before MST3K (and way before being able to view films like these without buying them on VHS from Sinister Cinema for $17.95), I had become a B movie fanatic when a friend of mine gave me Michael Weldon's Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film for a birthday present. One lucky day I noticed that The Creeping Terror was being shown in the wee hours and so set the timer to record, which was actually quite complicated in those days. I missed about the first fifteen minutes, but it was truly an amazing morning watching a movie this bad; that dance sequence still stupefies. This is actually the first time I've seen it from the beginning; that title sequence is just too perfect.

You know, the title is personally apt for me since I've been addicted to these types of movies ever since. For me the only one that tops it in overall awfulness is "Mesa of Lost Women"; whoo-wee, if you think THIS soundtrack is annoying, you ain't heard nothin' yet!


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - about 6 years ago
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I have to agree with Joel about some kids ruining toys for the rest of us. We all knew that fireworks and lawn darts and stuff were dangerous, that's what made them more fun to play with. Of course parental supervision was highly important but i remember being young and the only kids who really hurt themselves were the ones so dumb they would have gotten hurt somehow anyways. ( backyard wrestling anyone )


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502 - Hercules - 8 months ago
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[Black, hairy mutants attack:] They all look like the Nutty Professor!


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"What's happened that's so terrible?" MIKE: They've renewed "Mad About You"?


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"Shouldn't I call first?" CROW: Oh, you're right, I AM calling.


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"I'm here with Doodles Weaver."


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"Hello, Mom? Practice is done, can you come pick us up?"


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"I'm Peter Graves. Tonight on A&E Biography, we've repackaged a documentary made years ago."


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I've never seen Solzhenitsyn looking quite so giddy.


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This was back when Yiddish theater was still going strong.


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Looking very relaxed, Hugh Beaumont on sax.


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You know a movie's bad when it makes The Monkees look good.


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 4 years ago
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Joel: It's one of their [China's] cheap exports.
Servo: Torture?
Joel: Yeah, how do you think we got this film?


K20 - The Last Chase - over 4 years ago
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[J.G. Williams: "The last time my country needed me was Viet Nam; and listen, man, I flew one hundred and thirty-eight missions... I shoulda come back a damn hero, I got the medals to prove it..."]
Crow: Is he doing Sammy Davis Jr.?
Joel: That's what I was thinkin'! A white Sammy Davis... MAN.
Servo: If you like a human cyborg, like Sammy is... fake hip, fake eyes; he's gonna be the cyborg night club comedian who lives forever 'cause he'll be like all replacement parts...
Crow (as Sammy): Totally bionic, MAN...
Joel (to Servo): Don't talk over the movie.