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Bad Touch
In rural Missouri, lost among the goats and the chickens

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    354
  2. The Skydivers
    279
  3. Girls Town
    307
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    324
  5. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    226
  6. Puma Man
    552
  7. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    291
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    233
  9. Angels' Revenge
    218
  10. Space Mutiny
    946
  11. Teenagers from Outer Space
    298
  12. Soultaker
    400
  13. Cave Dwellers
    463
  14. The Touch of Satan
    360
  15. Horror of Party Beach
    335
  16. Jack Frost
    358
  17. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  18. Future War
    281
  19. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    343
  20. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    299
  21. Escape 2000
    278
  22. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  23. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    450
  24. Teenage Strangler
    332
  25. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    360
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    787
  27. Werewolf
    567
  28. The Screaming Skull
    295
  29. Riding with Death
    420
  30. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    716
  31. Squirm
    254
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    155
  33. Gorgo
    186
  34. The Amazing Colossal Man
    217
  35. The Giant Spider Invasion
    374
  36. Track of the Moon Beast
    302
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    433
  38. Monster A-Go Go
    362
  39. Diabolik
    219
  40. Terror from the Year 5000
    260
  41. Alien from L.A.
    286
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    290
  43. Beginning of the End
    286
  44. Tormented
    229
  45. Quest of the Delta Knights
    281
  46. The Sinister Urge
    223
  47. Hobgoblins
    417
  48. The Starfighters
    252
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    243
  50. Eegah
    412

Recent Comments with recent replies

604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 1 month ago
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18:30 Perhaps the worst fake punch in movie history?


911 - Devil Fish - 4 months ago
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"Just because you CAN edit doesn't mean you should." A great piece of advice for filmmakers everywhere!


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I'm surprised they didn't riff about the repeated stock footage for the rear projection screen. The same cars are going by at 12:09, 12:32, 28:31.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 8 years ago
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Their parody of VH1's Behind the Music is freakin' awesome!


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Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame....


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 3 years ago
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"It's open!"

That's one of my all time favorite lines from mst3k


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The appearance of Samson has to be one of the funniest hero entrances in cinema history. The goofy costume combined with the stilted dialogue had me in stitches. THIS is our hero???????


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 7 years ago
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'Shine your Love' is the worst song in any MST3K movie.


301 - Cave Dwellers - 3 months ago
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Wow. The hang glider has to be one of the biggest AYKM moments in MST3K history.


1013 - Diabolik - over 8 years ago
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


Recent Riffs

908 - The Touch of Satan - 3 months ago
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Now he's handcuffed to the meatloaf.


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"Harris was killed by some kind of thing that..." that killed him.


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Get into the line-up. Good.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 3 months ago
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We'll have to get up and milk the walnuts.


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Geesh, and they call us the undead.


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(Vampire sees cross) Oh, why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel?


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The ultimate battle between good and evil is really goofy.


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(Lounge singer) This isn't Strauss!


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Uh, do you need any wrestling done?


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"What's a good way to explain it to you?" Puppet theater??


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"What could we do for our young friend?" Show me the exit.


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