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In rural Missouri, lost among the goats and the chickens

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    359
  2. The Skydivers
    288
  3. Girls Town
    320
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    331
  5. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    229
  6. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    308
  7. Puma Man
    563
  8. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  9. Angels' Revenge
    224
  10. Space Mutiny
    965
  11. Teenagers from Outer Space
    307
  12. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  13. Soultaker
    408
  14. Cave Dwellers
    469
  15. The Touch of Satan
    371
  16. Horror of Party Beach
    343
  17. Jack Frost
    371
  18. Outlaw of Gor
    341
  19. Future War
    288
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    350
  21. Escape 2000
    286
  22. War of the Colossal Beast
    248
  23. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    458
  24. Teenage Strangler
    340
  25. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    366
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    794
  27. Werewolf
    577
  28. The Screaming Skull
    303
  29. Riding with Death
    428
  30. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    729
  31. Squirm
    257
  32. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  33. Gorgo
    188
  34. The Amazing Colossal Man
    220
  35. The Giant Spider Invasion
    381
  36. Track of the Moon Beast
    310
  37. I Accuse My Parents
    442
  38. Monster A-Go Go
    368
  39. Diabolik
    225
  40. Terror from the Year 5000
    266
  41. Alien from L.A.
    295
  42. The Dead Talk Back
    295
  43. Beginning of the End
    292
  44. Tormented
    237
  45. Quest of the Delta Knights
    289
  46. The Sinister Urge
    230
  47. Hobgoblins
    424
  48. The Starfighters
    256
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    248
  50. Eegah
    417

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"This couldn't be Sparky." Sparky had skin.
One of my favorite riffs because it's hilarious AND because my childhood dog was named... yes... Sparky. Fortunately, my Sparky was never vaporized by a really old teenager from outer space.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - 12 months ago
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I have a love-hate relationship with this episode. I really love a lot of the riffs in here, but practically every character is fingernails-on-the-chalkboard annoying. Ann-Margaret really grates on the nerves, but I guess the most annoying character is the willing hostage Mr. Forsythe who lets himself get hoodwinked by these people over and over and over...


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 2 years ago
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I'll admit it: Coroner Penguin made me smile.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 12 months ago
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Good grief. Coleman's "The Skydivers" is a masterpiece of filmmaking compared to this.


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Summary:
A bunch of bad stage acts interrupted occasionally by a bad movie.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 10 months ago
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18:30 Perhaps the worst fake punch in movie history?


911 - Devil Fish - about 1 year ago
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"Just because you CAN edit doesn't mean you should." A great piece of advice for filmmakers everywhere!


517 - Beginning of the End - about 1 year ago
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I'm surprised they didn't riff about the repeated stock footage for the rear projection screen. The same cars are going by at 12:09, 12:32, 28:31.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 9 years ago
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Their parody of VH1's Behind the Music is freakin' awesome!


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 4 years ago
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"It's open!"

That's one of my all time favorite lines from mst3k


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The appearance of Samson has to be one of the funniest hero entrances in cinema history. The goofy costume combined with the stilted dialogue had me in stitches. THIS is our hero???????


622 - Angels' Revenge - over 7 years ago
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'Shine your Love' is the worst song in any MST3K movie.


Recent Riffs

908 - The Touch of Satan - 11 months ago
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Now he's handcuffed to the meatloaf.


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"Harris was killed by some kind of thing that..." that killed him.


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Get into the line-up. Good.


908 - The Touch of Satan - 11 months ago
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We'll have to get up and milk the walnuts.


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Geesh, and they call us the undead.


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(Vampire sees cross) Oh, why couldn't I have been a vampire in Israel?


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The ultimate battle between good and evil is really goofy.


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(Lounge singer) This isn't Strauss!


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Uh, do you need any wrestling done?


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"What's a good way to explain it to you?" Puppet theater??


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"What could we do for our young friend?" Show me the exit.


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