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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
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  2. Girls Town
    319
  3. Kitten with a Whip
    159
  4. The Deadly Mantis
    237
  5. Last of the Wild Horses
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503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 1 year ago
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opening credits are half salvador dali, half terry gilliam and half underexposed amateur animation


This is Good-Bad, Lewis
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There are a number of bad-bad movies in the series. Some with unlistenable audio or lengthy intrusive narration trying to hold the original movie together. Those are the unwatchable ones. This one is fascinatingly bad. Torgo’s pants problems. The actor portraying Torgo is infamously tripping on multiple blotters. The attempt at a dreamy ritual sequence with ladies in white. This is good bad. Not entry level introduce-your-friend-to-mst3k material, though. For that, Girls Town or Kitten With a Whip.


Pairings Poll: Spoken Word Song + MST3K Episode
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Calling on the Best Brains brain trust here -- it seems that some of the most mockworthy pop culture lies in dramatic "spoken word" segments of rock songs. I remember some teen angst / unrequited love spoken word in 1950s pop. Having trouble finding them. Why not pair them with and episode, like wine with food?

Pairings:
Kitten with a Whip & Shangri-La's "Past, Present and Future" https://youtu.be/ulSZo9EAYVw

Poll: What songs come to mind for you?


Sampo is Norsk for...
422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 1 year ago
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MacGuffin


Just. Can't. Do it.
1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 3 years ago
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Movie is too weak even for satire.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 1 year ago
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I don’t know how this is possible: I never saw this ep before today. Loved the alternate universe ion storm swap, and mads in the theater. The movie was weak, but offered many gag opps. Really bad horse wrangling throughout. Joey the Lemur was a low point.


806 - The Undead - almost 5 years ago
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Mmmmmh. Bobo enjoys a "BLT".


Mad Men '64
615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 1 year ago
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The political operative is trying to lure him away from ... what profession? Did dudes back then collect a salary for being generic suburban pufftoads and slugging down hard alcohol?


Cat brain must think ...
518 - The Atomic Brain - 10 months ago
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These opposable thumbs are great! Didja see me snag that mouse?


Masks Apropos
405 - Being from Another Planet - about 1 year ago
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Joel and the bots appear in gas masks at 05:00, seemingly ready for another day of COVID-19, rampant wildfires and whatever is next.


Admiral Alcoholic
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Does anyone else feel that Admiral King sounds drunk?
You can also hear him seemingly drunk, in another MST3K here in the movie "Agent for Harm."


Mr. Whipple
817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 1 year ago
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Don’t let “Dad” the crazy scientist near your bathroom tissue. He’ll squeeze that Charmin


Recent Riffs

414 - Tormented - almost 2 years ago
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Which of today's pop singers would you like to see drop from a lighthouse?


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 1 year ago
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It’s “Thirsty Thursday” here at the doctor’s office


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 1 year ago
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Those are probably smutty Hummels on the wall


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 1 year ago
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Dial M for Mundane


108 - The Slime People - about 1 year ago
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I don’t know about you, professor, but I gotta thing about women on step ladders


108 - The Slime People - about 1 year ago
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Oh, I hate these pledge drives


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 1 year ago
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I hate to call those “love handles”, but there they are


609 - The Skydivers - about 1 year ago
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I think they’re leather boys, dear


306 - Time of the Apes - about 1 year ago
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99 banana daiquiris on the wall...


306 - Time of the Apes - about 1 year ago
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99 banana daiquiris on the wall...


306 - Time of the Apes - about 1 year ago
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If you eat us now, you’ll be hungry in an hour


306 - Time of the Apes - about 1 year ago
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A little “Horse” for a little monkey